Teen Titans- Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Of course I don't own the Teen Titans. I wish I did… but I don't.

I don't know what came over my mind. I guess I wanted to mix things up, but this just makes perfect sense. I mean, I probably can't capture the true essense of Starfire here, but I'll try. This is basically tons of One-Shots of Starfire involving various phrases. Meant to be funny, but to some it might not be. If you have any phrases you think that are good, go ahead and tell me. I'll definently add them if you want. And give credit to you. So enough talking. Here's Chapter 1 or Phrase 1.

"HAHA, EAT IT BB!"

"NOT YET TIN MAN! EAT MY DUST!"

Chorus of insults rang throughout the Titan's tower. It was another off day for crime, and not suprisingly, a certain green changeling and metal man were battling it out on the Gamestation 2. As the competition between the two heated up, so did their insults. Soon it would get to the point of Raven having to put up a shield between the two so they didn't maim each other over the game. And normally it would end with Beast Boy losing to Cyborg. Who would insult BB, causing Raven to step in... usually. Like all the other times, Cyborg was winning, but Beast Boy was actually showing some skill too as he kept up with Cyborg.

Raven sighed, realizing she would get no peace and quiet to read, levitated over to Starfire, who made the microwave explode again.

"Hey Starfire. I need you to watch Cyborg and Beast Boy. So they don't kill each other. I'm going to go levitate somewhere quiet, so I need to you keep an eye on them. Okay?" Raven spoke in a monotone voice, trying not to sound irratated. She was obviously failing, but wanted to keep her emotions under control.

"OHHH, yes friend Raven. I would be glad to do the 'watching' of Beast Boy and Cyborg!" Starfire always seemed eager to do seemingly megar tasks and still take enjoyment out of them. And since Robin was off training, she needed something that didn't involve cooking.

Raven nodded, then went up to the roof to meditate. Starfire eagerly flew over to the coach where she watched the game with wide eyes. Beast Boy managed to make some chat.

"Hey'a Star. What'cha doing here?" His eyes never left the screen though.

"Oh nothing. Friend Raven requested that I do the 'watching' of you during your racing. So you do not partake in the kicking of each others butt's." She smiled a warm smile, which neither Cy or BB saw, but she didn't notice that fact.

For a few minutes, it was silent, both gamers completely focused on their cars, until Cyborg shot a missile into BB's and blew him up.

"DUDE! THAT WAS SO CHEAP!" Beast Boy was completely outraged, and Cyborg laughed but kept racing. Beast Boy seethed with anger, and was about to punch him as Cyborg's car crossed the finish line.

"BOOYA! YOU SO GOT OWNED GRASS STAIN!" Cyborg began to do his victory dance, which involved him "going around town" in a circular motion. While he danced and mocked Beast Boy, BB just burned with anger. He'd lost. Again. For the 114th time. That was a new record. But as Cyborg mocked Beast Boy, a confused Starfire spoke up.

"Friends, I do not understand. Beast Boy is not owned. Is he not free?" Starfire looked towards Cyborg and Beast Boy for an answer. And of course, Beast Boy was first to speak up.

"Uh, well Star, Cyborg abuses me if I don't let him win. I'm kinda' like his gaming slave- dude- person. PLEASE HELP ME!" Beast Boy went to his knee's pleading towards Starfire. Cyborg just stood there, his metal mouth hanging open. Starfire was amazed and seemed horrified.

"OH NO! Do not worry friend Beast Boy! I will help you to be free!" She then looked at Cyborg and said "And you shall not "Own" Beast Boy any longer! I shall play for your freedom!" She picked up a controller and hit "Restart".

Cyborg didn't know what exactly to do, other then to race. He grinned and used Beast Boy's lie to his advantage. Since she had no gaming experience, she shouldn't be too hard to beat.

"Okay Star, I'll make ya a deal. How's this? If you win, BB gets his freedom and I'll do all the chores around the tower for the next month. And if I win, I remain his "Owner", and he must given the tasks of cleaning lady too. So he will be both my gaming slave and my lady for the next month. Agree?" He could practically see Beast Boy widen his eyes in fear. A month's chores was more then he'd ever done in his entire life. That would be more then just a punishment for putting a "Kick me in my metal nuts" sign on his back. Even if when Beast Boy explained it to Star, and she kicked him so hard there, not even Raven could heal him. Not even that prank was worthy of a month's chores in this tower.

But alas, Starfire was too intent on her goal, and agreed without hesitation. Not even considering what could happen if she lost.

"I agree! For BEAST BOY!" She shouted. Then sheepishly asked, "How do I drive?" Beast Boy could already feel his hands getting heavy with dish after dish and laundry. Two of the worst chorses imaginable.

Cyborg, wanted there to be some small chance, so he showed her the controls. She looked confused, but nodded.

The countdown began. 3...2...1... RACE!

The race began with 10 cars, including Starfire's and Cyborg's. Cyborg grabbed a missile pack and eliminated half the cars in one shot. Star accidently ran into a force field powerup. She got a sphere of engery protecting her car from the missile pack and explosions. Cyborg muttered Beginners Luck and quickly took 1st.

He had a sizeable lead, until Star again accidently crashed into the wall. That's when the explosion revealed she was still alive, and driving on nothing. A glitch. The one Cyborg and Beast Boy were looking for forever. Beast Boy couldn't help but mock Cyborg.

"Still beginner's luck Cy? Afraid you'll lose to an alien girl?" As he said this, Star looked over at Cy, who looked back and for a sec their eye's met. Then she grinned and waved at him innocently, before blasting him with a Lazer Blast she picked up after rearing back on course. Cy's car blew up, just a few inches from the finishline.

His jaw hit the floor as he couldn't believe what just happened. She beat him... she... Starfire... beat... him... Cyborg. Beast Boy jumped into the air and shouted a cheer.

"WHOOHOO! I'M FREE!" He played it like he was free from a long- hard ridden life. He hugged Starfire and she smiled in gratitude. Of course Beast Boy would never tell her that he was never really under an owningship. It just wasn't worth it, for now at least.

"I am glad I could help friend Beast Boy. Now friend Cyborg. I believe we have some cleaning to do. But first, I must make the PUDDING OF FREEDOM!" Cyborg's luck wasn't improving at all, and then murmered to Beast Boy something that would help Cyborg get over his miserable deal.

"Screw you Beast Boy." Star looked confused again and proceeded to ask another question.

"What is the "Screwing of you"? Is screwing not taking a tool and turning it into a piece of wood to hold it in place?" Cyborg grinned evily. If Beast Boy could lie and make Cyborg suffer, then at least Robin would suffer too. He released a small metal bug that recorded whatever he wanted and had it land on top of Starfire's head. Then he proceeded to tell her.

"Well Star, it's an expression too. It mean's to have fun with. Ya know? Maybe you should go ask Robin to go screw around. I'll bet he could use it to release some of his stress." Starfire jumped and smiled with glee.

"OH YES! I shall go and "Screw" with Robin. We shall have tons of fun! I will go ask him now!" She floated off to find Robin and Beast Boy and Cyborg high-fived.

"You've got it recording don't you?" Cyborg grinned evily again.

"Tell you what, you upload it to Youtube, and I'll help you with the chores." This is what Cyborg liked about his little green bean buddy. He was always open to practical jokes.

"You've got a deal. Here... look at this." He flipped open a moniter on his arm and Beast Boy looked at it too. There is showed Robin being approached.

"Friend Robin, would you like to partake in the "Screwing" to relieve your stress?" Robin turned incredibily red before shouted "CYBORG, BEAST BOY!" Then he fainted. Leaving a confused Starfire to pick him up and say,

"I'll take that as a yes."

Okay, well there's one up. I'll think about doing more if people like them. If you have any ideas, don't be hesitant to tell me. I'll give you all the credit. So go ahead and tell me! R & R and please NO FLAMES!