A/N: This one is dedicated to RubySaphireMoon, thanks for requesting it and sorry it took so long. :D
Once Upon a Morning
That morning Roy found Ed in the kitchen. He was cursing and fighting with the window.
"Open up, you fucking fuck!"
"What the hell, Ed…?"
And then Roy noticed that on the stove there was a pan. Roy went closer and saw that on the pan there was something dark… something burned.
Roy glanced at Ed who had stopped. "What… what is that?"
"It's a fucking omelet, what else?!"
If you ask Roy, the thing on the pan looked anything but an omelet. But sometimes Roy actually managed to stay silent. Especially when Ed was glaring at him like that.
"It's for you," Ed said the words Roy had been afraid to hear.
"I'm… grateful that for once you actually do something for me but… err."
Roy had no idea how to finish. 'I'm afraid I'm going to end up spending a week in hospital if I eat that'?
"Eat. It."
Roy swallowed, he knew that tone… it was either eating the damn thing or getting hit by the pan. So, it was obvious which Roy chose. He ran away.
"Come back here, you bastard! You don't know how much trouble I went through for you!" Ed yelled, chasing Roy with a frying pan in his hand.