In a darkened room under the campus of UC Sunnydale a large, shadowy figure stood, contemplating what he had learned that day. A flickering strip light over his head illuminated the half green, half human face, highlighting the staples that held both sides of his face together. The copper hair that sprouted from one side of his face was coated with blood and gore, standing up away from his skull in stiff spikes.

"Bloody hell mate, who did you rip apart this time?" A very English accented voice queried from the shadows. The half demon half human hybrid Frankenstein monster thing turned its head.

"A nice little girl" he responded. "But I'm curious."

"Curious about what?" The peroxide blonde vampire's voice was cautious, but interested.

"Where do all these little ones come from?"

"You mean nobody taught you about the birds and the bees?" Cynical disbelief etched into Spike's voice. "Well then, I think its time Adam had an education." The blonde advanced on Adam, smirking wickedly.....

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**A midget in a bikini runs across the screen with a sign saying 'some time later'**

"Well, that was.....educational." A tired grunt came from the demon guy. "I never knew vampires had that much stamina."