Well, this silly, weird and rubbish Naruto fanfic sprang from the depths of my mind when I was bored and had nothing else to do. It's not even a fanfic, really, but more of a list of things I think the characters would never say. Please note that:
Firstly, I do not own Naruto and never will. Goddamn.Secondly, this is what I feel characters would never say. If you feel I'm wrong, you might as well keep it to yourself because I couldn't care less. This was a fanfic to pass the time and nothing more.
Oh, and it may or may not get updated. Depends on how bored I am, doesn't it? Reviews welcomed, flames ignored, updates not consistent.
The things Naruto and crew would NEVER say
Naruto: My God, this is just too much work. I quit wanting to be Hokage.
Shino: -rolls around in fits of laughter-
Naruto: I don't feel like ramen today.
Tsunade: Shizune, I've been meaning to ask. Do my breasts look big in this?
Tsunade: AH!
Shizune: What!? What is it Tsunade-sama?
Tsunade: I broke a fuckin' nail!
Naruto: Look, it's Sasuke!
Sakura: Sorry, who?
Shikamaru: OMG that's so awesome!
Sasuke: I love you Ino.
Naruto: I can't be bothered with this Sasuke shit anymore. -leaves-
Tsunade: Right then, down to work!
Gaara: I've been so selfish! I'm so sorry Temari, Kankuro!
Hinata: Naruto, did I ever tell you how sexy you are?
Kiba: Cats rule.
Ino: Sasuke is so last year.
Chouji: I'm not hungry.
Naruto: Fine, you can have Gaara and extract Shukaku from him. Not like I care.
Rock Lee: I think I might have a lie-in this morning…
Kakashi: I'd better hurry up or I'll be late for my team!
Sasuke: And I wanna be just like my big brother when I grow up.
(He wouldn't say that, but he's turning out just like his brother anyway. XD)
Orochimaru: I am so gay it hurts…
Hinata: Shino is teh smex!
Naruto: -summons-
Gamabunta: Your will is my command, master.
Itachi: I am so proud of you Sasuke. You've become a great fighter.
Gai: I can't be bothered with training today. Lee can go train on his own.