Hey everyone! This is Wait (with some bits of dialog the interrupt the singing in the movie) So enjoy!
Disclaimer: I dont own this song. Well, i do...but not the rights. Those are Stephen Sondheim's.
It's not much of a chair but it'll do.
Just like you! You're not much but you'll do me anyway! Ohhhh!
Was me poor Albert's chair.
Oh great, I get his sloppy seconds in chair form...oh and you :)
Sat in it all day long he did till half his leg give out with gout.
He had gout? That's a shocker, considering all the healthy meals you fed him (note sarcasm)
Why doesn't the beadle come?
I agree. Where is the little bugger? (Pun intended)
Before the week is out. That's what he said.
He said it! Sorry, thought I'd clarify just in case the first two times weren't subtle enough
He said 'before the week is out'. It's only Tuesday.
Well technically we saw him Thursday and if he said before the week is out that would imply before next Monday so he's a liar.
Easy now,
You've always been easy, this isn't a recent occurrence...
Hush, love, hush,
I haven't said anything!
Don't distress yourself,
Distress myself? YOU'RE the one causing my distress!
What's your rush?
Rush? I'm not in a rush I'm in a rage!
Keep your thoughts
I was planning on it...if I called you easy to your face you'd make me eat one of your pies again *shudder*
Nice and lush,
I don't have nice thoughts. Ever. And thoughts can't be lush anyway so that doesn't make sense.
Wait.
I wasn't going to do anything! I can't wait to kill you…
Hush, love, hush,
Didn't. Say. Anything.
Think it through.
Think what through? You never make any sense.
Once it bubbles, then
Oh God. THE DREADED INCOMPLETE SENTENCES!
What's to do?
Get me some paper and a quill and write that strongly worded letter…I'm such a procrastinator.
Watch it close.
Watch what? Ahhh I wasn't paying attention!
Let it brew.
Brew? Like a cauldron? Ohhh potions class time!
Wait.
Fine. But don't think I'll forget because I won't. Example: The Judge.
I've been thinkin' flowers,
You think of flowers? You bake dead people into pies and your head is full of flowers, sunshine, rainbows and unicorn? Yeah, that's makes sense.
Maybe daisies,
What about dead roses? They match your soul…except for the roses part.
To brighten up the room!
Yes because flowers are like Earth's little growable suns…
Don't you think some flowers,
Seriously woman! Don't you get tired of sounding like an incoherent 3 year old who can't string three words together to make a sentence?
Pretty daisies,
I already told you: dead roses.
Might relieve the gloom?
Hey I like the gloom. It makes brooding that much easier!
Ah, wait,
No, im not going to change my mind.
Love, wait.
DON'T call me love. Ever.
And the judge? When will I get to him?
Oh right! All this flower talk has distracted me! Curse you Lovett!
Can't you think of nothin' else?
When you're not filling my head with useless fluff, yes.
Always broodin' away on your wrongs
I like brooding; chicks think it's sexy
what happened heaven knows how many years ago!
15. And here I was thinking you were counting the days until you say me again…Im oddly offended
Slow, love, slow.
No. Hey that rhymed!
Time's so fast.
Not when you're in prison…
Now goes quickly, see
That's only because im not in prison anymore…refer to my previous thought.
Now it's past!
N-oh, hey look at that! It is!
Soon will come,
Who's Soon and why are they coming…?
Soon will last.
So Soon is staying here…?
Wait.
WHO IS SOON?
Don't you know,
No I don't, hence the question.
Silly man?
Sweeney Todd is NOT silly. Handsome, charming, irresistible, but not silly.
Half the fun is to
Speak proper English? Agreed.
Plan the plan!
Plan plans? I love planning plans!
All good things
End in misery…I'm not a very positive person.
Come to those who can
The suspense is killing me. Just tell me already, Lovett.
Wait.
Aaannnddd I'm disappointed. I thought you would say kill people but I forgot about your optimism
Gillyflowers, maybe,
Gillyflower? That sounds atrocious!
'Stead of daisies...
Third time: dead roses.
I dunno though...
I do.
What do you think?
I think you should stop stalling with this flower nonsense and get me the Judge!
Oh and don't forget about brewing our potions!
So how was it? write a review and then I'll know! I cant read minds no matter how much I'd like to, I cant know what you think unless you tell me :) Next on the Sweeney Todd song queue: Pretty Women. Excited? Me too :)