A/N: This is kind of twisted, but I couldn't resist after catching a glimpse of the movie Sorority Boys. LOL! Anyway, it's kind of Sorority Boys... Naruto style. I hope this makes you guys laugh a little. Rated a hard T for some crude humor. Thanks for reading.

Summary: What happens when a village full of women... restricted to men... hires Ninja, but all the female Leaf Ninja are on missions? You dress your best male ninjas up as girls. Join Naruto, Neji, and Rock Lee as they try to not only solve a murder, but try not to be exposed as the men they are as well!

Disclaimer: I only own the village women. That's it!

Just One of the Girls

Prologue

Tsunade sat in her office, waiting patiently for the three young men. None of them were on any missions, so their arrival would be any minute. Lady Hokage had went over and over it in her head... how she would explain the mission to them and how she would tell them what had to be done. 'This isn't going to be at all easy... especially not with Naruto!' she thought, sighing.

This was one of those conveniently inconvenient times. 'That's good,' she smiled, 'I think I'll use that phrase with them.'

A peck on the door told her they had arrived. She took a deep breath, and said, "Enter."

Neji, Rock Lee, and of course Naruto walked inside. She looked from one to the other. "You sent for us, Lady Hokage," said Neji.

"Yes. I have a very important mission for you. Before you except, however, I feel I need to explain some things to you."

"Ah, I'm sure whatever it is we can handle it," Naruto smiled one of his trademark grins.

"Yes!" Rock Lee said, excitedly, "I agree with Naruto!"

"Well... as glad as I am to hear that... I still want to explain some things to you," she told them, looking from one to the other again, "You will be going to a village solely inhabited by women. They like to think that teaching only women in this village provides a safe environment far from distraction. Men are restricted from this village."

"But," Naruto began, "if that's true, then how come you're sending us?"

"It's one of those conveniently inconvenient times. All of my female Ninja are away on missions. Kakashi and Yamato are also away. Neji, you're a Jounin, so I'm putting you in charge of this team... if you choose to accept the mission."

"I still don't get it. If they don't allow men, how are we getting into the village?" asked Naruto, "Are they making an exception for us?"

"Well... no... not entirely. I have a friend who lives in that village. I've told her and only her my situation, and she's come up with a solution," Tsunade told them.

"Which is?" asked Neji, cautiously.

"Granny Tao... that's her name... has suggested that I dress the three of you up as women," Tsunade sighed.

Shocked looks all around... Tsunade hadn't expected anything less. "What?" Naruto exclaimed, "Are you joking! This is a joke, right?"

'I knew he'd be the first to...' Tsunade sighed, annoyed, "No, Naruto! This is very serious. There has been a series of murders. The women there aren't really equipped to find out who is doing these things on their own. They aren't ninja. They've paid good money to hire ninja. They're scared... and they're in a hurry to find out who's behind this. What do you guys say? I'm leaving it up to you."

Neji sighed, "I suppose we don't really have much of a choice."

"Yes," Rock Lee agreed, but not as excitedly as before, "I am in."

"Aw, man! I guess I'll go, too. I mean... at least it's a mission, right? I can't believe this."

"Very good. I knew I could count on you three," Tsunade smiled, "You three will meet me in my office at sun up tomorrow for your disguises. We'll need to get your messurments so we can purchase dresses."

The three young men left, not in the best of moods. 'At least they were mature enough to understand that someone out there needs their help... and Naruto has a very bad track record for maturity!'

Another A/N: Short... I know, but it's just the prologue... just the beginning. The following chapters will be much longer. I hope you guys liked this.