Sinister Blossom- HI ALL! This is another story which I thought of. Hopefully it won't be as bad as the first one! :D Please be nice, because if you don't I'll cry! :'(
So this is really something I came up with randomly... Her family is based off mine! Hence why they're really weird, ehehe! So, I was just sitting in my room one day, and the Easter holidays were coming up and I was reading a fanfic of AkaSaku and I thought, what if the Akatsuki were a cleaning/babysit crew, and by some chance of luck, sorta, Sakura got stuck with them while her parents were away on a business trip, and her sister was with a friend for the two weeks on holiday?
And BAM... I came up with this;
Summary; 15 year old Haruno Sakura is on half term for Easter Break. The first free day she has, her mum tells her that there will be a cleaning crew to come and clean the house and babysit her for the next 2 weeks, but, Her mum forget's to tell her that the crew is the famous Akatsuki Gang from her school. Throw in some family and friend drama and you get... Akatsuki Cleaning Service and sitters!
I know, not very creative.
Ages;
Karin- 14
Sakura & co- 15
Pein and Konan- 18
Itachi, Sasori, Tobi, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Zetsu, - 17
Neji, Lee, Tenten, Kankuro, Temari and Gaara- 16
Kakashi, Rin- 22
Obito- 8 months
'Inner'
"Talking"
'Thinking/Talking to inner'
Chapter one- Sakura's POV
Aaah, the joy of waking up on a Monday at about 11 in the morning instead of the usual 6:30. But being the person I am, I take one look at my alarm clock and literally screech like a banshee thinking I'm late for school.
"HOLY SHIT! IM LATE!"
But, un-beknowest to my tiny little mind for that minute, I'm currently on Easter break.
'Outer, Shut UP! It's freaking Easter! YOU ARE NOT LATE. You are not even supposed to be going to school.' That is my inner, she's not very nice. 'Shut up, mutt.' 'Can it, bitch.'
My name is Sakura Haruno, I have long pink hair (Yes, it is natural), Emerald green eyes and I'm curvy in the right places. I'm not too big, or too skinny and I'm short, but don't be fooled because I can knock a grown man out with one punch.
I'm currently on Easter Break, which I had totally forgotten about until two seconds ago. My family consists of both my parents; Tsunade Senju Haruno (Mum, as I like to call her), she has HUGE boobs, and I sometimes wonder why I don't? She has long blonde hair and Dan Haruno (Dad to me!), he has long silvery hair (Where the hell did I get my pink hair from?) my two sisters; Karin Haruno, she has red hair, wears glasses and loves the male attention men give her because she has her skirt half way up her ass ... and Rin Haruno who has a son called Obito (My cute little nephew!), she has short red/brownish hair and is only 22 and finally my brother; Juugo Haruno, He has ginger hair and loves to eat so he's 'Big boned'... HA.
My family is a weird bunch! My brother Juugo (who is now 18/19) moved out when he was 16, got into college and took a catering course! He loves cooking. My dad works in the big companies fixing their computers and stuff and my mum does the same but she's not as good as my dad. My sister Karin is a total bitch, period. She's a snobby red head who just wants to make my life hell. She's a year or so younger than me but acts like she's queen of everything and like she owns the ground I walk on at school. It's quite embarrassing how she acts with guys around school. Rin is the only sane person in my family, she's engaged to Kakashi, her high school crush who proposed when she was 21 and had little Obito a year later.
Now, I am laying here bored out of my mind, with nothing to do-
'Diiin-Doong!' My door bell went. I wonder who that could be... oh wait, it's probably Ino coming by before she went away for the holidays to Spain. Lucky cow! 'She didn't even invite us!' 'Inner it's her family holiday, you know, for family?' I told my inner. It's not like every holiday Ino has we have to go with her!
'Ding-Dong Ding-dong!' Oh, woops forgot! The door!
"COMING!" I shout. Well there's no point in getting dressed out of my 'cough' revealing 'cough' pyjamas, its only Ino. Right?
I run down the stairs from my bedroom which just had to be on the third floor. Taking two steps at a time, I begin to think why Ino was knocking on the door instead of just using her key...
When I got to the door though, I couldn't open it. Why? Because my big, fluffy Malamute 'pup', who is only ten months old and he looks like a wolf! His name is Kai. Me and him have a sort of love hate relationship where he would get in my way all the time or try to knock me over when I walk past him but he would always be here for me or protect me from my sister. I love him so much! But he's a mutt and I've always called him a mutt. It's his nickname!
"KAI, MOVEEE!" I screech at him, but he just looks at me with what I would identify as amusement in his eyes. He really is an infuriating dog. After about 2 minutes of sliding him away from the door, I finally get to open it.
"Sorry Ino, Mutt was in the way of-..." I trailed off. Not liking what I saw.
The Akatsuki stood in front of my door, smirking sexily at me. Who are these Akatsuki people, you ask? Well, they're just the School's criminal but intelligent gang. The member's consist of Pein Ame- the leader of them all. He has Orange hair. Yes, orange. He's got piercings all over his face and greyish/purple eyes which looked... ringed? Whoa. He is extremely ripped.
The next person is Konan; she has blue hair with an origami flower in it and a piercing on her bottom lip. She and Pein date! The others are Itachi Uchiha; he has long black hair which is tied at the middle, long lines on each of his cheeks which could have been caused by stress and he also has muscles which you could see! He's quite and impassive but he's one of many of the heartthrobs in school.
His best friend is Kisame Hoshigaki. Many people would say that he has many shark qualities. He has blue hair, his skin is tinted blue and he has SHARP TEETH! How sharky can you get? He's the scariest looking but not very intimidating, apart from when he smiles.
Zetsu Hashira- He is a plant loving guy. He's also two people in one, because one side of him is a tanned colour, while the other is really pale and he talks in two different voices, which is actually another person. Kind of confusing! His 'black' half talks in a really deeps voice, and he's rude, whilst the other half talks softly and apologises if his other side says something rude.
Kakuzu Taki- He has stitches on his face, green eyes and brown hair. He LOVES money. Even as he stands before me now, he's counting money. He's cold and impassive too.
Hidan Yuga- he has slicked back silver hair, cusses A LOT and is a complete pervert! But, he has a short temper and gets into fights all the time. He worships this god called 'Jashin'.
Sasori Akasuna and Deidara Iwa are the artists of the gang. Deidara has long blonde hair which covers one of his blue eyes and you could have mistaken him for Ino, if it hadn't been for his broad and muscular body, and his deep voice. He hates being mistaken for a girl! He makes things out of clay and blows stuff up; his quote is 'Art is a BANG'. Crazy, right?
Sasori has red hair and maroon/brownish colour eyes. He's calm but always argues with Deidara about art as he makes puppets. It was rumoured that he made them out of real people... The one who made that up, was actually never seen again... mwhahahahahah... *cough* Erm, Inner? 'Yeah? ' Go to sleep or something, or take a nice, relaxing bath... 'BUT THERE'S FIT BOYS IN FRONT OF US!' 'NOW!' 'Ok, geez!'
Oh and finally, last but not least is Tobi Uchiha. He is the weirdest out of the lot. He acts like a 5 year old on a sugar high and talks in third person! But he is also the cutest out of all the members because of it. He has an eye patch covering his left eye and short black spiky hair. He's Itachi's cousin.
I looked over them for a few seconds, until their clothing caught my eye; 'Akatsuki Cleaning Service'
'Hey, outer, didn't mum say that a cleaning crew would be coming for the next two weeks to clean the house and babysit us?'
"Oh Kami."