Cody Rhodes' Home Alone
"Wake up! We have to go, We have to GO!", Goldust was shaking Cody.
"Leave me alone.", Cody replied all nasally.
"You'll miss the plane though!", Goldust whined.
"Wake me up in five minutes", Cody replied.
10 minutes later...
Cody woke up and he saw the car driving away.
"WAIT!", he yelled out the window.
The car drove away.
Meanwhile...
The Rated R Bandits were at it again.
"We looove stealin money", Edge and Christian said, grinning.
"Hey, do you know the Rhodes family is on vacation!", Edge said.
"Aren't they loaded?", Christian asked. He glanced at Edge.
"Are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?", Christian asked.
"Yes I am indeed", Edge replied, smiling.
Back at the Rhodes house...
Cody heard knocking at the door. He ran down and answered it. His best friend Ted DiBiase was at the door.
"Aren't you on vacation?", Ted asked.
"My family forgot me.", Cody replied.
"Well that's good for me, maybe you could finally come to my Posse Party tonight!", Ted said, happily.
"Why? So we can support hobos like Cena? He keeps sayin "You can't see me", but I really wish I couldn't see his ugly face.", Cody scoffed.
"Come on! He's actually a nice guy!", Ted begged.
"Or If I come, I'll get killed by your creepy neighbor Kane", Cody replied. "Some people say he kills people by burning them with his shovel".
"That's just a myth, my mom says he's a nice guy", Ted argued.
"Or finally, I'll get pounded by the school bully CM Punk".
"Come on! Please! Kelly Kelly will be there...", Ted bribed Cody.
"Okay, FINE!", Cody said, angrily.
Ted left. Cody went upstairs, and decided to go through Goldust's stuff. Cody looked through a drawer and found the following:
-A big sweaty latex suit
-A Lady Gaga CD
-Glitter
-Gold body paint
-A copy of the video game Super Pii Pii Brothers
"Wow. Goldust has some weird stuff", Cody noted. There was one more hour until 10, when the Posse Party started. He looked out his window and saw two people trying to pick the lock.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!", Cody yelled. The men ran away.