Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, Watase-san owns them..okay? I just borrowed them for a while and ruined their character. Watase-san's gonna kill me..
Notes: This is what happens when you're bored out of your wits at home. Wow, someone is actually reading this. Cool. Anyway, this thing is just a brief retelling of episode 1 of the FY series. I've watched the series so many times already, and of course it's still the same old thing every time you watch it. But what if it's a little different? Just read on.^^ If I get good feedback, maybe I'd do episode 2 next, you never know.^_^
I hope you enjoy reading.
FY revisited [Episode 1]
Miaka: I love food.
Miaka: Really.
Miaka: Gimme a double cheeseburger!!!
Teacher: I-WANT-HIM-TO-DO-HIS-BEST. Translate.
Miaka: Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!!
Teacher: *sigh* I'm a failed educator.
Friend: What high school entrance exams are you taking?
Miaka: I want to go to Tokyo Daigaku in high school.
Yui: There's no possible way you could ever enter there.
Miaka: Why?
Yui: They don't just let idiots in universities like that.
Yui: Anyway, can you accompany me to the National Library? I want to return a book.
Miaka: And what if I don't want to?
Yui: Then I'll find another lead character who'll get sucked in the Shi Jin Tenshi Cho
Then gets all the bishounen
Miaka: Ack! Okay, I'll go, I'll go!!
Miaka: Whoa, the National library is so...national!
Yui: Duh.
Miaka: Whoa, a vending machine! WHOOOAAA!!!
Yui: Now I'll just return this book and leave you all by yourself for a while. When I come back, be sure you've already gone up to the important documents room. I don't wanna waste time here.
Miaka: Hai!
Miaka: Whoops, I dropped my coin like some sort of stupid idiot.
Miaka: Whoa, I can sense Suzaku! I better follow it.
Suzaku: Moron. You're not supposed to know me until the next episode.
Miaka: Oh, sorry.
Yui: Miaka, what are you doing here?
Miaka: I was following Suza..er, a red bird!
Yui: Red birds don't fly inside libraries.
Miaka: Hey look, a mysterious book fell from the shelves. I guess we better check it out.
Yui: Why? Let's just leave.
Miaka: Yui-chan! It might be back issues of Playgirl magazines!!
Yui: Oh, Okay.
Miaka: Oh, its in ancient Chinese, I can't read anything.
Yui: I can. I learned it in "How to read ancient Chinese in case some book mysteriously fell out of a bookshelf that contained Chinese characters 'for dummies'". This isn't Playgirl though.
Miaka: Yui-chan's so smart.
Yui: And Miaka-chan's such an idiot.
Miaka: What the hell is this red light?
Yui: Looks Cool. But now where are we?
Miaka: Are we supposed to be in ancient china or something? Where are the houses?
Yui: Well, the Studio Pierrot people were too lazy in drawing the background for this scene so I guess we just have to put up with this desert thing.
Miaka: Ok, but where are the double cheeseburgers?
Yui: Let's see if you can find a McDonald's anywhere near here.
Traffickers: We're gonna sell you both for big money!
Miaka: Cool. Are you dancers or something?
Yui: They're slave traffickers, you moron. No wonder I end up being your enemy in the series.
Miaka: Help!!!
Tamahome: Here I come to save the daaaaay!
Tamahome: Ooooh yeah. I soo kick ass!!
Yui: Thank you Mr. gallant hero sir.
Tamahome: I'd rather have some money than hear you yapping about how grateful you are.
Miaka: We don't have any.
Tamahome: What? Sorry, I don't hang around with people who don't have money. See-ya!
Miaka: Hey mister! Wait up! I have some useless foreign money that you probably couldn't spend anyway since what I have is a Japanese Heisei and we're in ancient china! Do you want it or not?
Yui: Nani? Now I'm surrounded by that ominous red light once more. I hope I get sucked into 'Lord of the Rings' next! Legolas is soo sexy!!
Miaka: Yui-chan? Where the hell are you? I just turn around for one second, and you're nowhere to be found. Don't you dare disappear on me!
Yui: Heey, this isn't Lord of the Rings. C'mon…perhaps Harry Potter?
Miaka: Whoa! What a nice city! Like some scene from a movie!!!
Yui: Moron. Whoops, hey, waitaminute, I'm not supposed to be here.
Miaka: Hey mister, have you by any chance seen a good-looking guy with a mark on his forehead?
Miaka: How about you?
Miaka: What about you sir, have you seen him?
Man: I dunno about a mark on the forehead but I am a good-looking guy.
Miaka: Creep.
Miaka: *phew* I've been searching all day and still no sign of the guy. I've probably wasted enough time to last half of the series! How many episodes has it been?
Watase-san: Er..uh, one.
Miaka: Damn.
Guy: Hey miss, you know that guy you're looking for, he's a friend of mine. Come with me, I'll lead you to him *snicker*snicker*
Miaka: Ok, mister. I'll follow you even though you look so suspicious and you're leading me in a spooky, secluded alleyway. I guess the handsome man I'm looking for is somewhere around these slums that no one is obviously living in.
Guy: Hey guys, I brought home some nice meat!
Miaka: Hey, I'm not a piece of meat!
Guy: Who said I was talking about you? It's these tenderloin chops I brought from the market.
Miaka: *sweatdrops*
Men: Hehehehe..
Miaka: You creep! Stop looking under my skirt!
Fat guy: Ok, as soon as you tell me what that red gooey stuff in your underwear is supposed to be.
Guy1: Hmm, her clothes could be useful..
Guy2: Yeah, we can sell 'em for big money.
Guy1: That's not what I meant! I'm gonna wear it for the upcoming Miss Gay contest! The fabric's soo nice!
Miaka: Erk!
Tamahome: *ahem* And yet again, here I come to save the daaaaay!
Miaka: Er, you weren't supposed to come until I asked for help.
Tamahome: No matter. I'll save you anyway. I'm the hero. Eat my shorts evil traffickers!!!!!!
Men: *yum*
Tamahome: Not literally, weirdos!
Miaka: Oohh, I'm so taken aback by his fighting skills..
Miaka: Whoaaa...
Miaka: wow..
Miaka: ..cool....
Miaka: Far out....
Miaka:...unbelievable...
Miaka:.........
Miaka:..................
Miaka:.....hey! Can't you get the cue?! Roll the damn ending credits already!
Studio Pierrot: Uh, gomen^_^'
~owari for ep.1~
^_^