"Kel Spoils The Ending To Star Wars Episode VII"
Rated: K+
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to the show Kenan & Kel. The show and characters are owned by Nickelodeon. Anyway, this fic will take place in 2016 instead of 1996, which means it takes place in an alternate reality. So enjoy.
It was finally Friday Night as the entire Rockmore family (minus Kel, since he was left to go bother Chris down at Rigby's) were all at the living room with the buttery aroma of movie theater popcorn filling the air alongside a gallon full of sodas, all consisted by their father Roger.
"Well family, I have been waiting ages and ages to finally see Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and now here we are," Roger said, smelling that popcorn air. "I wouldn't have seen it in theaters if it wasn't for my brain trauma injury caused by Kel and his dang Orange Soda bottle."
"Yeah, I remember that: The Great Orange Soda War of 2015. Those were good times." Kenan smirked a little.
"Well, it's gonna be different," said Roger's wife Sheryl, who was sitting next to her husband on the couch before exclaiming, "Because it's going to be a Kel-free Movie Night!"
"I wish it didn't have to be," their daughter Kyra sighed, "It's so much fun when Kel's with us."
"Don't get ya hopes up." Kenan rolled his eyes.
"I can," Roger nodded with the DVD remote in hand. "Because now, we finally get to witness episode seven of Star Wars."
After he had turned the movie on, Kel had barged in unexpectedly.
"HEY Y'ALL!" shouted Kel, which forced unpleasing expressions from the Rockmore's faces.
"Kel, what brings you home so early?" Roger gritted his teeth.
"Got kicked out of the store for trying to play an instrument with my empty gallon of orange soda," Kel explained right before sitting on the chair and looking up the TV, "All right, Star Wars: The Force Awakens! I love this movie, especially when that Kylo Ren guy is Han and Leia's son and kills his own daddy off. Two thumbs up, all the way."
Hearing this coming from Kenan's best friend, the expressions from the Rockmore's face turned from excited to unamused instantly.
"Well, this was pointless." groaned Roger as he got off the couch and left for the kitchen.
"Me too." Sheryl sighed, following her husband as well.
"Why do you have to ruin everything, Kel?" Kyra sighed at her crush before going upstairs.
As all of the Rockmores left (except Kenan), Kel reached out for the bowl of popcorn and grabbed a handful of it before Kenan shot him a very scathing look.
"Oh man, why do you have to spoil Star Wars, Kel?" asked Kenan.
"Huh, you say somethin', Kenan?" Kel said with his mouth full.
"Forget it and just watch the movie with me," Kenan groaned, "I swear, I wish I had a monkey with me instead..."
"That's exactly what my parents said to the doc after I was born." Kel smirked in response as he continued to watch Star Wars with a dumbstruck Kenan.
I'm not gonna lie, but that would SO be Kel. If the show had taken place in the present time, then spoiling Star Wars Episode VII is exactly what Kel would do, hands down.
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