It was a nice night and a young man was at a concert. He was surrounded by screaming fangirls. He was in a T-shirt, jeans, ballcap and boots. 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' he thought. He looked at his pad and read his mission report.

Fingerbang; one of Remnant's greatest bands. Their music has reached every man, woman and child be they human or fauni. But, they are also one of the most dangerous children of Salem herself.

Jessie Davis: the youngest member of the group. He is considered the cutest member, he uses his looks to get into places and get his way. Be careful of his voice, we think he uses it to hypnotize his victims.

Mike 'Tank' Peters: the strongest one. He can bench press a fully loaded bullhead. He was behind the thefts in Atlas and the destruction of last year's tournament when they performed there. As you can guess by his nickname, he is also very powerful.

Raph Peters: Mike's brother, has a temper and is known to beat people to death. No matter whom they are.

Alex Davis: Jessie's brother, he's basically the genius of the group. But, he is very deadly, he's Jessie times 10.

Adam Davis: the leader of the group. Jessie's elder brother, he will do anything and everything to protect his family. Why is he working for Salem? We don't know, we think he was tricked into it.

Your mission is to take Fingerbang down and find out what Salem's planning.

He put his pad away and headed backstage, he took off his over clothes and underneath was a stealth suit and his headset. 'UGH! Now I'm going to have to take a shower afterwards.' He thought. He had short blonde hair, hazel eyes and a lightly tanned skin tone from the last time he was burned almost to death. Hm, why is he still alive then? Well you see, this is one Jaune Alexander Arc; he is a very special young man. He has not one, not two, but four semblances.

That's right, four. One; he has super senses, he calls it the 'Faunus Sense' all five of his senses are to the level of an experienced faunus. The second; he can open up video and IM screens to talk to people so he doesn't need a scroll. Third; he has the 'curse' of his pheromones always on, basically, he's a chick magnet. Lastly; he is totally invulnerable to anything, when he's fighting empty handed. When he was burned alive, his flesh grew back onto his formerly charred skeleton.

That's why he has short hair, he saw a couple of SALEM guards going to the back to check on the hook ups for the subliminal messaging. Jaune followed them, he got behind one of them and grabbed them by the neck, quickly snapping it. Then he hid the body somewhere.


Meanwhile as the agent was working on the hook ups, he was talking to his, now dead partner. "Yeah, my girls love these guys." He said, "hand me that wrench will ya?" So Jaune handed him the wrench and he saw the logo of MAYHEM. "Shit!" Just as he turned around, Jaune judo tossed him and ground pound him as if he was one of the greatest MMA fighter in the world. He caved in the guy's skull, then looked at the hook up. Then put in his own virus that would end the hypnosis and the concert.


Meanwhile on stage, the music suddenly stopped and the crowd started to boo. "What happened?" Said Jessie.

"I don't know," said Raph. "Maybe those idiots in the back unplugged something." Just then they heard something.

"Obey Salem! Salem is mother and father! Kill for Salem! All life must die!"

"Why is the 'track' being played?" Said Alex.

"I don't know!" Said Tank, then on the screen was Jaune.

"Hey Assholes!" He said, the crowd started to cheer. Fingerbang turned to the screen and saw him. "If you want to know who stopped your plans for the domination of Remnant with you crappy songs look no further." The Peters brothers were now pissed. "Hell, I can sing nursery rhymes off key and sound better than you."

"COME OUT AND SAY IT TO OUR FACES BITCH!" Screamed Tank.

"You want me to come out there so you five can be beaten stupid by me in front a planet wide crowd? Are you sure you want this embarrassment fellas? I mean come on, Jessie's a little cry baby trying to be a man." The crowd laughed at the youngest member's expense.

"What do you want Agent Arc?" Said Alex, "money? Fame? Women?"

"Nah, I got all of that. I just want to see you die, I'll be there in a minute." He said and the screen shut off. Just then music started to play.

(Worlds Apart - CFO$)

The crowd started to sing along with the music. Just then Jaune came out and headed right for Tank and he busted Tank's head open with a flapjack facebuster. "TANK!" Said the others, then Jaune quickly pulled out his silverballer and put a bullet in Raoh, Alex and Adam's heads killing them instantly. Leaving Jessie on his knees in a state of shock, tears were streaming from his eyes and he felt the muzzle of Jaune's gun on the back of his head.

"Any last words?" He said.

"Just do it," said Jessie. "Let me be with my family."

"So be it; And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." He said with the crowd and he put a bullet through the kid's head. "Have a safe journey young one." He closed Jessie's eyes. "Shows over, people. Mayhem will make sure you'll get your refunds. Thank you and good night."

With that, he left to a crowd of cheering fans.


Note: Was inspired by 'Agents of Mayhem' mission Where you have to take out a dude named 'Gaunt'. Yes, it's a RWBY / AoM Fusion.