Ok so this is really short, and I wrote it around midnight on my phone a few days ago because I suddenly woke up and had inspiration. This is my first story for DAI so... Oh and the Inquisitor in this story is Lavellan in case I didn't clarify in the text.
The Question
"Cullen! Sera and I need help settling something!" The Inquisitor yelled as she strode into the Commander's office with a snickering blond elf behind her.
"Maker's breath, this should be interesting." Cullen mumbled to himself before saying, "What exactly will I be settling for you two this time?"
Before the Inquisitor could speak, Sera decided she was the one to answer his question by explaining rather amusedly, "Well you see here Cully-Wully," the Commander turned bright red while the Inquisitor just laughed at Sera's nickname for the man, "me and Lady here are trying to settle a little spat we had about you."
A slight flash of fear went through Cullen's eyes before he inquired warily, "What were you two arguing about?"
"Well you see vhenan, I said that the 'S' in your middle name stands for Stanton, whereas Sera is saying that it stands for Stanley." The Inquisitor stated. If it was possible the commander turned even redder.
"M-Maker's breath! Is this really what you two do in your spare time?" Cullen stuttered while trying to sound serious.
Sera rolled her eyes at the man while she said "So go on, who's right?"
Cullen rubbed the back of his neck before replying sheepishly, "It's Stanton."
"Haha I told you so! Thank you my love, but if you'll excuse us, Bull and I have some money to collect." The Inquisitor stated with a giggle as she drug a complaining Sera out of the office with her.
Cullen smiled and shook his head once they left his office and mumbled, "That woman will be the death of me."
Super short! Hope you guys liked it though!
Thanks,
Mapn
