Minenic-Zelrio War: Chapter 1: Year 1, Week 51, Day 6 to Year 2, Week 1, DAY 2
Week 51, Day 6
*Cannons fire*
General Sonic: "Okay, men, and some women-"
Private Amy: "Hey!"
General Sonic: "Be quiet, Private."
General Sonic: "As I was saying…"
General Sonic: "…we are in war with the zelrio side."
General Sonic: "Our allies are Minecraft. Let me introduce…"
?: "Let me introduce myself."
?: "I am General SkyDoesMinecraft."
General Sky: "Our men living/kia are like this…"
General Sky: "The men KIA is a total of 287."
General Sonic: "Our men/women KIA is a total of 134."
General Sky: "287 + 134 = 421 soldiers KIA."
Both Generals: "Our men together are 2,098."
Both Generals: " 2,098 - 421 = 1,677-"
General Sky: "-Minus one. Herobrine betrayed us."
Sergeant ?: "Oh, shut up, you two!"
Sergeant ?: "I am Sergeant Knuckles."
Sergeant Knuckles: "Also, Herobrine didn't betray us."
Sergeant Knuckles: "He got executed FOR treason."
Sergeant ?: "Shut up, Knux!"
Sergeant Knuckles: "NO ONE CALLS ME KNUX, SERGEANT DEADLOX!"
Sergeant Deadlox: "qq"
Year 2, Week 1, day 1-2
Day 1
General Sky: "Along with Sonic, we have invented a new weapon."
General Sonic: " It is called the Sleep Sprayer. (no copyright
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(Private ?: THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS: I AM PRIVATE TAILS.)
General Sonic: "Let's use it on the chained-up Sergeant Link: who is also ball-gagged."
Sergeant Link: "Mmph mmph mmph mmmmpppph!"
General Sonic: "Bye! :3"
*General Sonic sprays the Sleep Sprayer*
Sergeant Link: "Mmph! MMPH MMPH Mmph…*snore*"
*Sergeant Link gets carried back: IN A BOX: to Zelrio Castle.*
Day 2
(Meanwhile, in Zelrio Castle)
Sergeant ?: "Oh! A box! No, wait, TWO BOXES!"
Sergeant Zelda: "They're from General Sonic…"
*Sergeant Zelda opens the 1st one*
Sergeant Zelda: "Oh! LINK!"
*Sergeant Zelda opens the 2nd box:*
*sergeant Zelda suddenly slumps to the ground, unconscious*
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