I'll warn just once more, this is completely random and probably a bad piece of writing. If you want randomness then read at your own peril if you want 'sensible' fiction read another fic (may I recommend my other non random works.)
"Robin you must do something" urged Marian from atop her horse.
Robin nodded "my gang, this way."
"CUT!" roared the director "this is all wrong. Allen, I can clearly see you on the phone."
"Yeah, so do you mind keeping it down a bit? I'm trying to close an business deal here." Allen rolled his eyes and went back to talking on his phone.
"And as for you Djac would you stop staring like that at John, you should be giving Will that look, not John."
"Ugh" sighed Djac "Will's gay….John on the other hand….."
"There is nothing wrong with being gay" replied Will proudly.
"And as for you Robin" said the director "can you not put a bit more…life into your words?"
"But they're so repetive…..why not 'thou shalt go forth or be slain' way better."
Marian dismounted her horse and shoved the reins into Robin's hands."You think problem your not the ones pregnant!" She magically conjured a ham burger biting in to it "I mwan lhik…."
"Marian please take that disgusting food out of your mouth" demanded Much "do you know how much calories are in that?"
"Much she's not the anorexic one " said Will "by the way, do I look fat in this?"
"You don't look fat-"
Much was interrupted by Robin's yelp "it's trying to eat me."
"Robin, horses are herbivores like me" said Much.
"Do you mind keeping it quite? Grow up for once and have a bit of respect" hissed Allen covering the mouth piece.
"John keep your hands off of Djac!" roared the director. "Marian put the burger away and get on the horse. Robin the horse will not eat you and for the love of god act a bit braver than that. Allen, get of the phone. Much your hair is fine and Will your clothes do not need adjusting. Okay, lights, cameras, ACTION!"
Two horses galloped into the set.
"I'm going to kill you Hood-hang on, can we pause?" asked Guy.
"CUT. What is it now?"
"Like why does it have to be all killing, why do I have to be the baddie? Why can't there be a scene where I find an injured baby rabbit and make it better?"
"Yes" agreed Robin "this programmes promotes violence and hatred. It should be teaching peace and love!"
"Why am I doing this?" sighed the director.
"Because you love me" said Robin.
"Hey baby" called Vaisey."Hey" Marian smiled back.
He trotted over to her. "And how's my little baby doing? Who is such a sweetie pooh" he said to her tummy "who loves you? Who loves you? Daddy does, oh yes he does."
"I think we should have children" said Djac.
"I'd love too" replied John kissing her.
"These clothes definitely make me look fat" said Will giving them a little thug.
"If we invest more in…." trailed on Allen into the phone.
"The horse is staring at me" said Robin slowing moving backwards.
"Is no one worried about our health, I mean do you see the food here? It is dripping in calories" said a worried Much.
This was a directors worst nightmare.