Sapphire Deranged
This is my first fic here ever. Be nice pleeeeaaseeeee. I was bored and every channel on TV showed the same boring financial advisor electing show. So I wrote this. The Pokemon starred in this story are in my Sapphire version team.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. I would have owned the plot, if it were a good one. But it isn't, so IT'S NOT MINE! Umm... hehehe...
Cast:
Storm~ A relaxed and wisecracking Blaziken. He's the starter and thinks he is important.
Glacier~ A Delcatty who hates disorder and can never take a joke.
Cascade~ The ever-happy Pelipper who acts half his age. Thinks Marsh is his friend.
Marsh~ A Beautifly who is ungrateful and thinks the others are losers.
Soulbound~ A showy and unintentionally cross-dressing Gardevoir.
Zephyr~ An Absol that hates work of any kind but is very friendly nonetheless.
Cati~ Their insane trainer who gets frustrated easily.
*****
(The Pokemon are lazing around in Cati's room. Cati bursts through the door looking angry)
Cati: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THOSE BROADCASTERS WON'T SHOW ANYTHING BUT THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR ELECTION THINGY!
Zephyr: Zzzzz...
Storm: Zzzz...
Glacier: Zzzzz...
Soulbound: Do you think this dress looks good on me?
Cati: ARE YOU LISTENI- CASCADE! PUT THOSE DOWN!
Cascade: (eating peppercorns) Huh?
Marsh: Keep eating.
Cati: MARSH DON'T PICK ON CASCADE!
Marsh: I'm NOT picking on him! (Drops 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix' on Cascade from the top bookshelf)
Cascade: OW! (faints)
Cati: ...ARE YOU LISTENING?
Glacier: (snaps awake) Yes?
Marsh: (Drops a rock on Glacier) Oops...
Glacier: OW! (faints)
Cati: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW I HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE POKEMON CENTER! IN THE RAIN!
Storm: (wakes up) I didn't know it was raining.
Marsh: That shows how much you know.
Cati: I WROTE THIS, AND I SAY IT'S RAINING!
Cascade: (magically revived) Its raining, its pouring, the Snorlax is snor- Marsh sing with me! ^^
Marsh: NO! Why can't it be sunny?
Cati: Because that would make you happy.
Marsh: So?
All: . . .
Storm: If you were happy, everyone else in the world wouldn't.
Zephyr: (yawn) Wazzap?
All: ... (silence)
Soulbound: HEY! There's a Beedrill in this pocket!
Cati: Right. How the heck would I fit a Beedrill into my fifth grade uniform pocket?
Soulbound: Because you're the au- this is fifth grade uniform?
Beedrill: (emerges from uniform)
(Freeze frame: Everyone standing still until lighting flashes and...)
All: AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Chaos: (happens)
Cati: (hanging off light fixture) Waita sec. Why are we running? I have Pokemon who can fry that Beedrill.
Storm: YAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Wild BEEDRILL came out of uniform pocket!)
Pokemon: ...
(Go Zephyr!)
Zephyr: I can't believe you would say something like that Cati! Be ashamed.
Cati: I am. NOW GET YOUR LAZY SELF OUT THERE!
Zephyr: That's more like it.
(Zephyr used Ice Beam!)
Beedrill: (runs around screaming like a kid)
All: ...
Beedrill: (stops suddenly) Alright, now get ready to taste my-
(Beedrill used Harden!)
(Beedrill's attack missed!)
Zephyr: What the-
Marsh: That isn't even possible!
Soulbound: It's 'failed' not 'missed'.
Cati: I just like picking evolutions of those wormy Pokemon. They look funny.
Marsh: I DEMMAND RESPECT!
Glacier: (Thunderbolts Marsh) THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THROWING A ROCK AT ME!
Beedrill: (gets ready again) (murderous glare)
Storm: Uhh...
Beedrill: (Raises needle things)
Storm: ...
Cascade: Marsh didn't mean to hurt me, right? ^______^
Marsh: Yes I did.
Cascade: See? She said 'yes'.
Beedrill: (needles glow)
Storm: GUYS!?!
Zephyr: And girls.
Marsh: SEE? YOU DON'T RESPECT ME!
(Beedrill used teleport!)
(Scenery changes to... lets say Fallarbor Town.)
Glacier: Why Fallarbor?
Cati: I LIKE Fallarbor. And there isn't a gym so I don't have to do human dialogue.
Pokemon: ...
Cati: Forget it.
(Meanwhile, in the depths of the mind of our favorite psychotic butterfly, we have a startling realization.)
Marsh: The Beedrill teleported us to Fallarbor.
Cati: So?
Marsh: One, Beedrills don't learn teleport. Two, teleport transports THE USER.
Cati: So?
Marsh: Auuugghh... (flies away)
(Time passes. Its... in the evening.)
Marsh: I'll get a new trainer. Cati will regret that.
Stupid trainer: (emerges from bushes)
Stupid trainer's POV: (Wild female butterfly Pokemon appeared!)
Stupid trainer: WOW! (throws Pokeball)
Marsh: AHA!
Stupid trainer's POV: (You captured... that butterfly!)
(Later...)
(Stupid trainer has a Metapod and a Rattata.)
Marsh: So... how's life?
Metapod: What do you mean by 'life'?
Marsh: Ho boy... I wonder if I should be worrying about Cati and the others... They must be worried or something...
(Cati and co in their secret base)
Cati: SOULBOUND! USE PSYCHIC!
Souldbound: (defeats a... level 2 Spinda.) I'M KING OF THE WORLD!
Glacier: I feel something is missing...
Storm: You're right! We forgot the pizza! (pizza magically appears on table) Is everyone here?
Cascade: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Lets see. Trainers can only have six Pokemon so everyone is here ^^
Cati: I have taught you well.
(Back to Marsh)
Marsh: Maybe not.
Stupid Trainer's Rattata: Our trainer is going to challenge the Rustboro City gym leader!
Marsh: Fallarbor isn't even NEAR Rustboro!
Metapod: We know. But since any gym leader would clobber us, don't tell our trainer.
Marsh: AND THAT ISN'T A TRAINER! IT'S A LIVING ROCK WEARING CLOTHES!
Stupid trainer: I'm hungry. I have no food.
Metapod: Eat this insolent bug!
Marsh: I am NOT an insolent bug you uh... insolent bug!
Stupid Trainer: (looks at Marsh hungrily)
Marsh: 0_0 EEEP!
(Meanwhile...)
Cascade: Marsh is gone.
All: Huh?
Cati: Oh... darn... I guess we better look for her?
Storm: Nah, lets leave-
Cascade: LETS GO FIND MARSH!
(They set off. Three minutes later...)
Soulbound: I think I see Marsh.
Stupid Trainer: OW! GET OUT OF MY HAIR!
Marsh: 0_0 No!
Soulbound: I think that's her.
Zephyr: So what do we do now?
Soulbound: I dunno. Cati, what do we do?
Cati: Go get him.
Storm: Okay. How?
Cati: I guess you can go rip him off the trainer's head.
Zephyr: Is that a strenuous activity? My doctor says I can't do those.
Cati: You don't have a doc- I'll just go get her myself. (gets out Pokeballs)
All [other than Glacier]: NOOOOO!
Souldbound: Goodbye, cruel, harsh world!
Storm: I'll go get him! I'll be good! PLEEEEEAASEE...
Zephyr: At least grant me my last request and give me a pillow!
Glacier: Actually, a Premier ball is pretty good.
Cati: (insane laughter) MUAHAHAH! (throws Pokeballs)
Pokemon: (vanish into Pokeballs)
Cati's Pokemon: ...
Cati: Ehehe... (lets random wild Pokemon out of Pokeballs) Return.
(Cati's Pokemon return)
Stupid Trainer: OW! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!
Cati: ...
Marsh: CATI! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME! (flies over to Cati, covered in ST's hair)
Stupid Trainer: Are you going to eat that?
Cati: (funny look) No way, its covered in YOUR hair.
Stupid Trainer: What's wrong with my hair?
Cati: Everything.
Stupid Trainer: Oh.
(Cati and Marsh walk off and Cati returns Marsh)
Cati: We need a change of scenery. But we don't have a Beedrill!
Glacier: (inside Pokeball) Use fly, you idiot.
Cati: I can't fly!
Glacier: Use your Pelipper.
Cati: How in the world am I supposed to ride on him?
Glacier: You can Surf on a Tentacool and Fly on a Pidgey and that doesn't bother anyone. And you writing about a Beedrill with teleport isn't too realistic either.
Cati: I wrote about a Beedrill with teleport?
Glacier: MAKE THE FREAKING PELIPPER USE FLY!
(Cascade used FLY!)
Cati: Where?
Pokemon: (anime sweatdrop)
Cati: FLY TO... MAUVILLE!
Cascade: (weird Pelipper battle cry that sounds like quacking)
(They reach Mauville in a few seconds. Not because they're fast, its how the game works)
(At Mauville...)
Cati and co: (fall out of sky and land on top of Game Corner. Things such as Pokeballs, pencils and a bike go flying out of Cati's bag.)
Cati: I want to get a new bike.
Zephyr: There's nothing wrong with the one you have already.
Cati's Acro Bike: (looks like scrap metal)
Storm: Looks fine to me.
Marsh: I CAN'T BE SEEN ON THAT!
Cati: I want to try the Mach Bike again. It's faster. I remember the last time I used it...
Glacier: The one you used at the Sky Pillar to fall down all the holes?
Cati: Yeah.
(Flashback: Cati and co see the door to Rayquaza.)
Cati: This is it! Do we have our Ultra Balls, Timer Balls and Pokeballs?
Cascade: Yea! All we have to do is go down one floor to get them ^^
Cati: WHAT!?!?!? I KNEW MY BAG FELT LIGHTER! Not that I'm complaining.
Floor: Ccrrrrraaaackkk.
All: 0_0'''' AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! (fall through crack four floors)
Bike: (collapses into a heap shaped like a Diglett)
Cascade: Now we go up three floors ^________________^
(End Flashback)
Souldbound: Rayquaza wasn't even worth it. You don't use him.
Cati: Neither was Kyogre, and he's hogging the Master Ball.
(In Box 12)
Kyogre: Ha ha ha... all you lowly water Pokemon are POKEballs I am in a MASTER BALL!
Water Pokemon: (tribal chanting)
Kyogre: Stop it.
Water Pokemon: (tribal chanting)
Kyogre: You can stop now...
Water Pokemon: Sacrifice to great Poke God! (aim attacks)
Kyogre: 0_o AAAGGGHH! (surfs away)
(Back to Cati and co.)
(SUDDENLY...)
All: YAAAAAH! (fall off the roof, crushing an innocent passerby who was coming out of the Game Corner.)
Passerby: (drops coins)
Cascade and Marsh: (flying)
Marsh: (scrabbles around collecting coins)
Other Pokemon: @_@ Owww...
Marsh: BOW DOWN TO ME MORTALS!
Zephyr: Oh yeah?
Marsh: YEAH!
(Zephyr used FIRE BLAST!)
Marsh: EeeeRRRrrGGGhh... (falls onto ground, dropping coins)
Cascade: Ooh... Cati, Marsh, look! Shiny circular things! (eats them)
Cati: (miraculously unscathed, jumps up) To the bike shop! (runs off)
Pokemon: Nooottt nooww...
Cascade: Cati! Wait!
Cati: (looks back) Huh? (slams into inconveniently placed brick wall)
Pokemon: ...
Cati: X_X
Soulbound: We mourn for our trainer. I GET HER CLOTHES!
Marsh: I GET HER ROOM!
Storm: I GET THE GAMEBOY!
Glacier: That isn't fair.
Storm: I'm the starter!
Glacier: I'm the favorite!
(They argue)
Zephyr: I'll take the bed.
Marsh: BUT THAT'S IN THE ROOM! AND THE ROOM IS MINE!
Cascade: I'll take all the toys ^^
Soulbound: The clothes are still mine. I'll take the money too.
Marsh: ALL THAT STUFF IS IN MY ROOM! AND I WANT THE MONEY!
Zephyr: I'll also take the computer!
Marsh: BUT-
Zephyr: EAT SMOKE, COMMON HOUSEHOLD PEST! (Fire Blasts Marsh)
Storm: THE GAMEBOY IS MINE! SHE WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME!
Cascade: But I would get the Sapphire game!
Glacier: NO SHE WOULDN'T!
Marsh: (getting up) I STILL GET THE (cough) ROOM!
Cati: (gets up still unharmed) I'M OKAY!
Pokemon: D'oh.
Cati: Huh?
Pokemon: (innocent looks) Nothing!
Cati: Okay. Now where was I... right! TO THE BIKE STORE! (slams into wall again)
Pokemon: ...
Glacier: I GET THE ROOM AND GAMEBOY!
Storm: Forget it. Just give me the food.
Marsh: I'M TAKING THE FOOD!
*****
To be continued...
This is my first fic here ever. Be nice pleeeeaaseeeee. I was bored and every channel on TV showed the same boring financial advisor electing show. So I wrote this. The Pokemon starred in this story are in my Sapphire version team.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. I would have owned the plot, if it were a good one. But it isn't, so IT'S NOT MINE! Umm... hehehe...
Cast:
Storm~ A relaxed and wisecracking Blaziken. He's the starter and thinks he is important.
Glacier~ A Delcatty who hates disorder and can never take a joke.
Cascade~ The ever-happy Pelipper who acts half his age. Thinks Marsh is his friend.
Marsh~ A Beautifly who is ungrateful and thinks the others are losers.
Soulbound~ A showy and unintentionally cross-dressing Gardevoir.
Zephyr~ An Absol that hates work of any kind but is very friendly nonetheless.
Cati~ Their insane trainer who gets frustrated easily.
*****
(The Pokemon are lazing around in Cati's room. Cati bursts through the door looking angry)
Cati: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THOSE BROADCASTERS WON'T SHOW ANYTHING BUT THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR ELECTION THINGY!
Zephyr: Zzzzz...
Storm: Zzzz...
Glacier: Zzzzz...
Soulbound: Do you think this dress looks good on me?
Cati: ARE YOU LISTENI- CASCADE! PUT THOSE DOWN!
Cascade: (eating peppercorns) Huh?
Marsh: Keep eating.
Cati: MARSH DON'T PICK ON CASCADE!
Marsh: I'm NOT picking on him! (Drops 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix' on Cascade from the top bookshelf)
Cascade: OW! (faints)
Cati: ...ARE YOU LISTENING?
Glacier: (snaps awake) Yes?
Marsh: (Drops a rock on Glacier) Oops...
Glacier: OW! (faints)
Cati: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW I HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE POKEMON CENTER! IN THE RAIN!
Storm: (wakes up) I didn't know it was raining.
Marsh: That shows how much you know.
Cati: I WROTE THIS, AND I SAY IT'S RAINING!
Cascade: (magically revived) Its raining, its pouring, the Snorlax is snor- Marsh sing with me! ^^
Marsh: NO! Why can't it be sunny?
Cati: Because that would make you happy.
Marsh: So?
All: . . .
Storm: If you were happy, everyone else in the world wouldn't.
Zephyr: (yawn) Wazzap?
All: ... (silence)
Soulbound: HEY! There's a Beedrill in this pocket!
Cati: Right. How the heck would I fit a Beedrill into my fifth grade uniform pocket?
Soulbound: Because you're the au- this is fifth grade uniform?
Beedrill: (emerges from uniform)
(Freeze frame: Everyone standing still until lighting flashes and...)
All: AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Chaos: (happens)
Cati: (hanging off light fixture) Waita sec. Why are we running? I have Pokemon who can fry that Beedrill.
Storm: YAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Wild BEEDRILL came out of uniform pocket!)
Pokemon: ...
(Go Zephyr!)
Zephyr: I can't believe you would say something like that Cati! Be ashamed.
Cati: I am. NOW GET YOUR LAZY SELF OUT THERE!
Zephyr: That's more like it.
(Zephyr used Ice Beam!)
Beedrill: (runs around screaming like a kid)
All: ...
Beedrill: (stops suddenly) Alright, now get ready to taste my-
(Beedrill used Harden!)
(Beedrill's attack missed!)
Zephyr: What the-
Marsh: That isn't even possible!
Soulbound: It's 'failed' not 'missed'.
Cati: I just like picking evolutions of those wormy Pokemon. They look funny.
Marsh: I DEMMAND RESPECT!
Glacier: (Thunderbolts Marsh) THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THROWING A ROCK AT ME!
Beedrill: (gets ready again) (murderous glare)
Storm: Uhh...
Beedrill: (Raises needle things)
Storm: ...
Cascade: Marsh didn't mean to hurt me, right? ^______^
Marsh: Yes I did.
Cascade: See? She said 'yes'.
Beedrill: (needles glow)
Storm: GUYS!?!
Zephyr: And girls.
Marsh: SEE? YOU DON'T RESPECT ME!
(Beedrill used teleport!)
(Scenery changes to... lets say Fallarbor Town.)
Glacier: Why Fallarbor?
Cati: I LIKE Fallarbor. And there isn't a gym so I don't have to do human dialogue.
Pokemon: ...
Cati: Forget it.
(Meanwhile, in the depths of the mind of our favorite psychotic butterfly, we have a startling realization.)
Marsh: The Beedrill teleported us to Fallarbor.
Cati: So?
Marsh: One, Beedrills don't learn teleport. Two, teleport transports THE USER.
Cati: So?
Marsh: Auuugghh... (flies away)
(Time passes. Its... in the evening.)
Marsh: I'll get a new trainer. Cati will regret that.
Stupid trainer: (emerges from bushes)
Stupid trainer's POV: (Wild female butterfly Pokemon appeared!)
Stupid trainer: WOW! (throws Pokeball)
Marsh: AHA!
Stupid trainer's POV: (You captured... that butterfly!)
(Later...)
(Stupid trainer has a Metapod and a Rattata.)
Marsh: So... how's life?
Metapod: What do you mean by 'life'?
Marsh: Ho boy... I wonder if I should be worrying about Cati and the others... They must be worried or something...
(Cati and co in their secret base)
Cati: SOULBOUND! USE PSYCHIC!
Souldbound: (defeats a... level 2 Spinda.) I'M KING OF THE WORLD!
Glacier: I feel something is missing...
Storm: You're right! We forgot the pizza! (pizza magically appears on table) Is everyone here?
Cascade: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Lets see. Trainers can only have six Pokemon so everyone is here ^^
Cati: I have taught you well.
(Back to Marsh)
Marsh: Maybe not.
Stupid Trainer's Rattata: Our trainer is going to challenge the Rustboro City gym leader!
Marsh: Fallarbor isn't even NEAR Rustboro!
Metapod: We know. But since any gym leader would clobber us, don't tell our trainer.
Marsh: AND THAT ISN'T A TRAINER! IT'S A LIVING ROCK WEARING CLOTHES!
Stupid trainer: I'm hungry. I have no food.
Metapod: Eat this insolent bug!
Marsh: I am NOT an insolent bug you uh... insolent bug!
Stupid Trainer: (looks at Marsh hungrily)
Marsh: 0_0 EEEP!
(Meanwhile...)
Cascade: Marsh is gone.
All: Huh?
Cati: Oh... darn... I guess we better look for her?
Storm: Nah, lets leave-
Cascade: LETS GO FIND MARSH!
(They set off. Three minutes later...)
Soulbound: I think I see Marsh.
Stupid Trainer: OW! GET OUT OF MY HAIR!
Marsh: 0_0 No!
Soulbound: I think that's her.
Zephyr: So what do we do now?
Soulbound: I dunno. Cati, what do we do?
Cati: Go get him.
Storm: Okay. How?
Cati: I guess you can go rip him off the trainer's head.
Zephyr: Is that a strenuous activity? My doctor says I can't do those.
Cati: You don't have a doc- I'll just go get her myself. (gets out Pokeballs)
All [other than Glacier]: NOOOOO!
Souldbound: Goodbye, cruel, harsh world!
Storm: I'll go get him! I'll be good! PLEEEEEAASEE...
Zephyr: At least grant me my last request and give me a pillow!
Glacier: Actually, a Premier ball is pretty good.
Cati: (insane laughter) MUAHAHAH! (throws Pokeballs)
Pokemon: (vanish into Pokeballs)
Cati's Pokemon: ...
Cati: Ehehe... (lets random wild Pokemon out of Pokeballs) Return.
(Cati's Pokemon return)
Stupid Trainer: OW! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!
Cati: ...
Marsh: CATI! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME! (flies over to Cati, covered in ST's hair)
Stupid Trainer: Are you going to eat that?
Cati: (funny look) No way, its covered in YOUR hair.
Stupid Trainer: What's wrong with my hair?
Cati: Everything.
Stupid Trainer: Oh.
(Cati and Marsh walk off and Cati returns Marsh)
Cati: We need a change of scenery. But we don't have a Beedrill!
Glacier: (inside Pokeball) Use fly, you idiot.
Cati: I can't fly!
Glacier: Use your Pelipper.
Cati: How in the world am I supposed to ride on him?
Glacier: You can Surf on a Tentacool and Fly on a Pidgey and that doesn't bother anyone. And you writing about a Beedrill with teleport isn't too realistic either.
Cati: I wrote about a Beedrill with teleport?
Glacier: MAKE THE FREAKING PELIPPER USE FLY!
(Cascade used FLY!)
Cati: Where?
Pokemon: (anime sweatdrop)
Cati: FLY TO... MAUVILLE!
Cascade: (weird Pelipper battle cry that sounds like quacking)
(They reach Mauville in a few seconds. Not because they're fast, its how the game works)
(At Mauville...)
Cati and co: (fall out of sky and land on top of Game Corner. Things such as Pokeballs, pencils and a bike go flying out of Cati's bag.)
Cati: I want to get a new bike.
Zephyr: There's nothing wrong with the one you have already.
Cati's Acro Bike: (looks like scrap metal)
Storm: Looks fine to me.
Marsh: I CAN'T BE SEEN ON THAT!
Cati: I want to try the Mach Bike again. It's faster. I remember the last time I used it...
Glacier: The one you used at the Sky Pillar to fall down all the holes?
Cati: Yeah.
(Flashback: Cati and co see the door to Rayquaza.)
Cati: This is it! Do we have our Ultra Balls, Timer Balls and Pokeballs?
Cascade: Yea! All we have to do is go down one floor to get them ^^
Cati: WHAT!?!?!? I KNEW MY BAG FELT LIGHTER! Not that I'm complaining.
Floor: Ccrrrrraaaackkk.
All: 0_0'''' AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! (fall through crack four floors)
Bike: (collapses into a heap shaped like a Diglett)
Cascade: Now we go up three floors ^________________^
(End Flashback)
Souldbound: Rayquaza wasn't even worth it. You don't use him.
Cati: Neither was Kyogre, and he's hogging the Master Ball.
(In Box 12)
Kyogre: Ha ha ha... all you lowly water Pokemon are POKEballs I am in a MASTER BALL!
Water Pokemon: (tribal chanting)
Kyogre: Stop it.
Water Pokemon: (tribal chanting)
Kyogre: You can stop now...
Water Pokemon: Sacrifice to great Poke God! (aim attacks)
Kyogre: 0_o AAAGGGHH! (surfs away)
(Back to Cati and co.)
(SUDDENLY...)
All: YAAAAAH! (fall off the roof, crushing an innocent passerby who was coming out of the Game Corner.)
Passerby: (drops coins)
Cascade and Marsh: (flying)
Marsh: (scrabbles around collecting coins)
Other Pokemon: @_@ Owww...
Marsh: BOW DOWN TO ME MORTALS!
Zephyr: Oh yeah?
Marsh: YEAH!
(Zephyr used FIRE BLAST!)
Marsh: EeeeRRRrrGGGhh... (falls onto ground, dropping coins)
Cascade: Ooh... Cati, Marsh, look! Shiny circular things! (eats them)
Cati: (miraculously unscathed, jumps up) To the bike shop! (runs off)
Pokemon: Nooottt nooww...
Cascade: Cati! Wait!
Cati: (looks back) Huh? (slams into inconveniently placed brick wall)
Pokemon: ...
Cati: X_X
Soulbound: We mourn for our trainer. I GET HER CLOTHES!
Marsh: I GET HER ROOM!
Storm: I GET THE GAMEBOY!
Glacier: That isn't fair.
Storm: I'm the starter!
Glacier: I'm the favorite!
(They argue)
Zephyr: I'll take the bed.
Marsh: BUT THAT'S IN THE ROOM! AND THE ROOM IS MINE!
Cascade: I'll take all the toys ^^
Soulbound: The clothes are still mine. I'll take the money too.
Marsh: ALL THAT STUFF IS IN MY ROOM! AND I WANT THE MONEY!
Zephyr: I'll also take the computer!
Marsh: BUT-
Zephyr: EAT SMOKE, COMMON HOUSEHOLD PEST! (Fire Blasts Marsh)
Storm: THE GAMEBOY IS MINE! SHE WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME!
Cascade: But I would get the Sapphire game!
Glacier: NO SHE WOULDN'T!
Marsh: (getting up) I STILL GET THE (cough) ROOM!
Cati: (gets up still unharmed) I'M OKAY!
Pokemon: D'oh.
Cati: Huh?
Pokemon: (innocent looks) Nothing!
Cati: Okay. Now where was I... right! TO THE BIKE STORE! (slams into wall again)
Pokemon: ...
Glacier: I GET THE ROOM AND GAMEBOY!
Storm: Forget it. Just give me the food.
Marsh: I'M TAKING THE FOOD!
*****
To be continued...