AN: I was watching X Factor with my sister for the readers who don't know what it is it's a singing competition in the UK and I had the most excellent idea ^^
WELCOME TO THE X FACTOR 2011 AUDITIONS! THE JUDGES ARE MIVEVRA MCGONAGALL! *crowd cheers* ARGUS FLICH! *crowd cheers again* DOLORES UMBRIDGE! *crowd cheers quietly* AND ALBUS DUMBLEDORE! *crowd cheers very loudly as judges walk down to their chairs Dumbledore and McGonagall are walking hand-in-hand so is Flich and Umbridge* LET THE AUDITIONS BEGIN! *crowd cheers as two red-haired boys walk onto the stage*
Dumbledore: Welcome! I'm assuming you are in a group? If so what are you called?
Fred: We are Gred&Forge, Sir.
McGonagall: Why have you entered the X Factor today?
Flich: *mutters* To cause trouble no doubt…
George: To win of course!
Dumbledore: Very well, and what will you be singing today?
Fred and George: Friday by Rebecca Black
Umbridge *Hem Hems* isn't that the ridiculous Muggle song about learning the days of the week?
Dumbledore: Now, now Dolores… Gred&Forge you may begin
Geogre: Seven A.M waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends
Fred: Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
Fred and George: It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin'
Crowd: (Yeah!)
Fred and George: Partyin', partyin'
Crowd: (Yeah!)
Fred and George: Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
*Crowd cheers and chants "GRED! FORGE! GRED! FORGE!"*
Dumbledore: I agree on Dolores's opinion on the song however, you are very fine singers indeed. It's a yes from me
*Crowd cheers*
McGonagall: Two yes's
*Crowd Cheers again*
Flich: *snarls* No
*crowd boos*
McGonagall: It's a singing competition Argus. Any trouble caused and they will be off the show.
*crowd cheers*
Flich: *sighs* Fine…*mumbles* yes…
*Crowd cheers*
Umbridge: Well, I was going to say no.
*crowd boos*
Dumbledore: Three Yes's, I except to see you at Boot Camp
*crowd cheers and Gred&Forge leave next contestant walks on stage, a man wearing a black cloak with greasy black hair and a long, hooked nose*
McGonagall: Severus Snape?
Snape: Yes…
McGonagall: *smirks* What will you sing today?
Snape: Teenage Dream by Katy Perry.
*crowd woos*
Dumbeldore: Very well Severus, whenever you are ready.
Snape: You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
I'mma get your heart racing
In my skin tights jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Yoooouuu
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
No
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
I'mma get your heart racing
In my skin tights jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
*Crowd cheers and applauds while girls break out in tears*
Dumbledore: Absolutely amazing Severus! Yes!
*cheering*
McGonagall: Well, I am shocked it's a yes from me
*more cheering*
Umbridge: Yes
*more cheering*
Flich: *breaks out in tears and runs out of the room*
Dumbledore: We look forward to seeing you again Severus *stands up and leaves*
WHO WILL BE NEXT TO PREFORM? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF FLICH'S DRAMA? JOIN US NEXT TIME ON THE X FACTOR 2011!