Real title: grandma got run over by a reindeer .
My title: max got run over an eraser.
Max got run over by an eraser,
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve,
you can say there's no such thing as Jeb,
but as for me and fang we believe
now it's early Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
there are claw marks on her forehead,
and jeb's footprints on her back!
max got run over by an eraser,
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve,
you can say there's no such thing as jeb,
but as for me and fang we believe
now we're all so proud of fang,
he's been taking this so well,
see him in there watchin' football,
watchin' football and getting drunk!
max got run over by an eraser,
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve,
you can say there's no such thing as jeb,
but as for me and fang we believe
now the goose is on the table,
and the friends are dressed in black,
and we had pretty chestnut candle that would have matched max's hair,
but we can't just help but wonder, should we eat her apple pie or send it back,
SEND IT BACK!
fangs warned all his friends and neighbor,
"better watch out for