A.N.: Simmy's miserable attempt at NOT writing a one-shot! Yay! It's short, atrociously short, but I tried and I like it. As usual, excuse the horrible title and summary. Please enjoy, and remember to review!
Prompt: Babies.
Word Count: 174.
Warning/s: I consider this very mild crack. Fluff is present. I think that's all.
ato.ji.xx.ato.ji.
"Keigo-chan," began Jirou, "are you secretly female?"
Atobe glared at the boyfriend nuzzling against his neck, offended. "Is Jirou making fun of Ore-sama?" he demanded, receiving an innocent look from Jirou.
"No... Why would I be making fun of Keigo-chan?"
Atobe sighed, deciding his boyfriend was a mere buffoon (yet somehow loveable despite it).
"Then why do you ask?" He decided he would sip his tea and hope a drop of the hot liquid would land on Jirou.
"I wanted to have a baby," Jirou said solemnly. Atobe nearly choked on his tea. "But since we're both men, we can't have one..."
"Why don't you worry about marrying someone, be it male or female, before you worry about having children, ahn?"
Jirou nodded. For a while, he was quiet. Atobe assumed he'd drifted off to sleep, which was no wonder when it came to the Sleeping Beauty of Hyoutei.
"So, then, will Keigo-chan marry me?" he asked, looking up with big eyes and a cheesy, almost pleading grin.
Atobe was not sure how to proceed.
ato.ji.xx.ato.ji.
A.N.: Part two of two, coming soon! I'd appreciate getting at least five reviews before I update! Also, who would you prefer as 'bride' in the hypothetical Atobe-Jirou wedding? I've written two endings to this two-shot, so if I get more reviews for Jirou as bride, I'll post that version. Majority rules, so if you don't get yours that's why. So now it's important for you to review! You have incentive! Now review!