I do not own Naruto

Couple- SasoDei

One-shot

Pink, lace, hearts, and your kiss

Only one thought could escape my mind…CRAP un!

I'm so freaking late again.

That red heads gonna kill me un

I ran as fast as I could, my legs wouldn't move any faster and I'm all out of clay.

"two hours freaking late" I hissed at myself "STUPID ME un"

I just had to over sleep un

The path was getting narrower.

If that idiot Danna would just stop showing up early…. I wouldn't have this problem.

I could see that ugly Hiruko puppet just ahead.

"Danna" I yelled.

His eyes bared a sign of the sentence 'brat why the hell are you so damn late'

"I o-o-over slept un" I muttered reluctantly.

He started me in the face "BRAT"

"sorry un" I moved my blond hair away from my face.

He rolled his eyes.

"Danna" I chased after him (bad idea)

He turned to me "Deidara I'd slit your throat myself if you weren't my partner"

That was a stalling lie.

He doesn't care that I'm his partner…he'd kill me and add my body to his collection of ugly puppets.

And probably enjoy it to.

Then again, I'd love to blow him up to, un.

"Brat" he hissed "It's not gonna happen I only add strong people to my collection, not whiny brats"

I stuck all 3 of tongues out at him.

"See you're a child" he muttered.

"At least I'm over five foot un" I rolled my blue eyes.

"At least I don't look like a 16 year old girl, brat"

"It's gonna rain un" I stared at the sky.

"is that an issue" he raised an eye brow.

"Yes, I'll be stuck in a hotel with you all night un" I hissed.

"I'll sleep in the tub" he hissed back.

"good un"

The rain poured down.

"its c-c-cold D-Danna" my teeth chattered.

"Ya don't say" I could hear the smirk in his cold voice.

I knew he was laughing his ass off at me inside that ugly puppet.

We came to a small hotel.

Danna rang the bell.

"Hello" the blond girl smiled.

"Room for two please un"

"all we have left is a honey moon sweet, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it just fine" she giggled.

Sasori opened his mouth to protest.

"I'm sure you and your cute girlfriend will enjoy it just fine" she giggled more.

"Whoa" I went to speak but Danna's hand clamped down over my mouth.

"She's so shy" he smirked.

We walked to the room.

It was a lovers sweet, oh yes.

It was all pink and red with hearts.

The bed was a huge heart shaped mattress and even the head of the bed was a pink heart.

The blanket and pillows were satin red.

There were candles everywhere.

Danna stepped out of Hiruko.

He looked like he was ready to gag.

"this world is so cruel" the red head muttered under his breath.

"I've got to share that bed with you un" I suppressed a gag.

I walked into the bathroom.

Also all pink tile and the tub was a heart shaped hot tub.

I've never been married but even if I were I'd leave my wife if she brought me here.

"I'm taking a bath un" I yelled back to him.

"Yuck, I wanted so badly to know that brat" he yelled back to me.

"That's all I think about brat, you naked in a heart shaped tub give me a break"

"I simply didn't want you to walk in and have to think about it un" I hissed.

I started to strip down and turned on the hot water.

A hot bath sounded like heaven.

I stepped in one leg at a time and settled down into it.

I cleaned up and stood up to grab my towel.

The door swung open "hey bra-"

His eyes widened.

"THIS IS WHY I FREAKIN TOLD YOU I WAS GETTING IN IDIOT" I yelled grabbing the towel.

I pushed past him.

Sometimes when Sasori is in his puppet (ugly puppet) I forget how nice he really looks.

I pulled on one of the red robes that had been laid out on the bed.

It would do until my clothes dried.

Then I dragged a brush through my hair and let it all fall down around my shoulders.

The nerve of that chick at the counter, saying I'm his 'cute girlfriend'.

Danna walked toward me.

"S-sorry" he whispered.

I nodded "forgive me for being late and ill forgive you un"

He shook his head "Your gonna have to punished for being late so often brat"

My eyes grew wide.

His lips slammed down onto mine.

What I'd always imagined tasting like saw dust tasted so sweet.

For some reason I kissed him back.

It wasn't long before he pulled away.

He kissed my cheek.

"I love you Koi" he smirked at my ear.

"yes Danna I love you to un"