Kash: OH YOUR GOD! I AM SO SORRY ABOUT ABANDONING FANFICTION EVERYONE! I got bored with it after a while, and quit. And guys, I don't really plan on finishing my other stories... x.x sorry. But I WILL be making lots of NEW ones! SO ENJOY! D

Estelle: -cough-

Kash: Oh, yea and this is Estelle. She has all 5 seasons of futurama on her Computer. O:

Estelle: BOO YAH.

Kash: That's ok because I have 3 Futurama tapes. And I've seen every episode in existence.

Estelle: sknahfljsdagcfirsgf. Show off.

Disclaimer:

Hah. If I owned Futurama, Leela and Fry would so be married. 3

What would life be like without you?

Chapter One

Spring Cleaning

The air was fresh and the sky was clear, sun shining brightly down on the cheerful citizens of New New York. Spring had begun, and it was time to tidy up those apartments. Tulips were blooming, and trees were blossoming. Everyone was busy cleaning, especially the crew at Planet Express. Bender was outside, giving the building a nice new coat of cherry red. Amy was dusting the lab, making sure to get in ever corner of every bookshelf, some of those books had not been opened for years, and had attracted large quantities of dust. Leela had purchased a brand new super atomic vacuum, it was very pricy, but it worked excellently. Professor Farnsworth and Dr. Zoidberg were in the garage, scrubbing down the Planet Express Ship. Hermes, being snobby and obsessed with organization, checked every office and made sure everything was in place. If there was anyone whos favorite day was spring cleaning, it would most defiantly be Hermes. And, of course, the only person not working, was lazy, old, Philip J. Fry. He was making it much harder to clean up, because he kept throwing slurm cans on the ground. Leela tried to vacuum under his feet, because he just wouldn't move so she could clean properly. The frustrated cyclops shut off the vacuum and confronted him.

"Fry, haven't you ever thought of maybe doing something USE FULL around here?!" shouted Leela.

"Umm.. Maybe." he replied.

"Ugh, Fry! You're so lazy!! You never do anything!"

"What about the time I helped clean up the park?"

"You picked up a can of cola and then you said you were done, ran off, and got drunk."

"I did my part.."

"You know what Fry?"

"Hmm?"

"You're useless. You're a lazy slob. Ok? You've never done ANYTHING to help us out!! NEVER!"

"That's not entirely true.." argued Fry.

"Oh, Oh yes it is. Face it Fry, YOU HAD NO LIFE IN THE YEAR 2000, AND YOU STILL DON'T HAVE ONE IN THE YEAR 3000!"

Fry was silent.

"You wonder why Bender is your only friend. You wonder why you can't get a girl friend. Isn't it obvious? Nobody likes you Fry. You're useless. You're like a wart on the back of the world. And all I know is that I'm sick of you. Sometimes I wish you didn't even exist. You only make things harder for us."

Fry stared at her. He had been hurt by her words, and his eyes were watering. Leela stormed out of the room and Fry just sat there. Thinking. Then a thought struck him.

"What would life be life without me?"

END CHAPTER!

Estelle: Oh.. Your.. God. HI.

Kash: AHAHAHAHAHAH

Estelle: Pfft, This story rawkz my yellow and blue socks.

Kash: You Have yellow socks?

Estelle: Maybe. o.o

Kash: Don't worry folks. This chapter is incredibly short. So, Im gonna put up the next chapter right now! Rofl.

Estelle: YAY!

Joe: HAI!

Estelle and Kash: Go away.

Joe: -sobs-