A/N: This is a one-shot story I thought of out of sheer boredom. I hope you all enjoy!
Kanda's Room
It was a nice sunny day at the Black Order when Komui was making his random rounds. He would randomly poke is nosy head into random doors just to say hi (which creeped a lot of people out), or he would break into the rooms and go through others's belongings. Once, he went into Krory's room to find his whole room covered in pictures of Eliade.
He went into Allen's room and found food everywhere; he even went into his sister Lenalee's room and read her journal. Miranda was smart though, as she actually put more than one lock on her door just in case. However, when Komui stumbled across Kanda's room… well, you could say that there was thought.
Hmm, I wonder what he hides in there. Komui thought devilishly, thinking and ignoring Kanda's warning as he twisted the door-knob.
"Anyone who goes into my room, even by a toe will die a horrible death." Were the glorious words of Kanda's warning. Komui opened the door to Kanda's room and peered inside. His room was freakishly clean, not to mention organized.
"Wow, neat exorcist." Komui said to himself.
Komui kept looking around to find anything interesting. He went through Kanda's drawers to find no extra shirts or other clothing except a pair of underpants, which had printed little happy bunnies all over it.
"EWWWW!" Komui shrieked like a little girl and tossed the underpants back in the drawer. He was still grossed out when his eyes were glued to a beautiful flower on a round table covered with a clear glass case.
"What a pretty flower!" Komui cheered, dancing his way towards the majestic flower. He stared at it for some time before lifting up the glass, preparing to touch the flower.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, KOMUI?" Kanda yelled, rushing towards Komui in rage.
"EEEEEKKK!" Komui screamed, getting as far away from Kanda as possible.
"When I said that no one could go into this room, I meant it!" Kanda continued to yell at Komui furiously.
"Well… I was… " Komui started.
"Wasn't thinking! THAT'S WHAT!" Kanda wouldn't stop yelling. Now Komui knew Kanda had a temper, but this was a little too far.
"Well, it was nice, but I have to go." Komui pointed to the door and tried to get out, but Kanda beat him to it. He shut the door and locked it.
Throughout the Black Order, you could hear Komui's screams, but everyone either laughed or minded their own business.
"Looks like Komui went into Kanda's room." Allen said, taking huge bites off his buffalo wing.
"Serves him right, he read my personal journal." Lenalee huffed, taking her sip of tea.
"He called me a wussy for still me still mourning over Eliade," Krory said, crying onto Miranda's shoulder.
"Well, I hope he learned his lesson in staying out of other people's rooms and such." Miranda said, comforting Krory.
The four of them looked at each other simultaneously and said aloud.
"Nah."
-Three weeks later-
"Hey Kanda, whatever you did to Komui scared the crap out of him. He even barracked himself into his office." Lenalee said with a tray of mugs.
"Next time, he'll think before entering my room." Kanda said with a devilish smirk. Lenalee flinched.
"What did you do?" Lenalee asked with a little fear in her voice.
Kanda turned to her slowly and said, "Something you'd never guess." He then turned his back to her and walked off.
"What did he do in that room for 7 hours?" Lenalee asked herself carefully as she went to deliver the mugs.
A/N: Hoped you like this story! Review please!