Hot Spring Galaxy
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers. That goes to Nintendo. I only own the interpretation of the Goddess of Magic Circe.
Summary: Master Hand finally caves in and allows Rosalina and Palutena to take the Smashers (and some assist trophies) to the Hot Spring Galaxy for some relaxation. Pit declares nothing is going to ruin the vacation, but oh does fate love to make things difficult.
Pairing: Pit/Pittoo, Ganondorf/Palutena and Male Robin/Shulk with hints of Magnus/Pit, Fox/Sonic, Chrom/Olivia, Morgan/Lucina, Link/Midna, Shadow/Lyn and Henry/Female Robin
Rated: M (for mature) but E (for explicit on Archive or Our Own)
Genre: Romance, Suspense, Humor and Drama
Warning: Swearing, yaoi with a lot of gay jokes, sexual themes and unintentional OOC
Twincest again is censored on this website. This is a three part fanfic each focusing on a different pairing (or one pairing is prevalent in each chapter. This chapter for example is specifically Ganondorf/Palutena, next is Robin/Shulk and the final is Pit/Pittoo. The galaxy name implies that its part of Mario Galaxy rather than being the Fire Emblem Awakening DLC scramble, so no Risen will show up but…enjoy.
Chapter 1: Breathe Deep
"WE'RE HERE! WE'RE FINALLY HERE!"
Pit hopped off the Comet Observatory the minute it landed on a planet with nothing but steamy water and a huge resort hotel. The angel had a bag that was prepared for this particular vacation spot. Compared to everyone else, his body was ready for an experience of a lifetime.
"Pit, watch your step." The Goddess of Light reminded him as he was jogging in place waiting for someone in particular. "Pittoo, if you keep him waiting, he's going to tire himself out before he gets into the hot springs."
"That is not my name, and I can take my sweet time."
The dark angel was the next one out of the Comet Observatory piloted by the Queen of Cosmos. He wouldn't show it on his face, but he was equally excited as his light counterpart. After many long matches at the Smash Brothers Mansion, Rosalina finally managed to convince Master Hand to let everyone have an extended vacation. He didn't want any of the Smashers to leave in fear that someone would get hurt preventing them from participating in the tournament but he conceded defeat and allowed her to take all the Smashers, some of the assist trophies and Chrom's family (along with Robin's) with her. Rosalina tried to keep it a secret on where they were going, but Sonic and Red teamed up against her and eventually she caved in. After announcing they were going to the Hot Spring Galaxy, Pit would not shut up. Even if duct tape was slapped on his mouth, he wasn't going to lose steam even though Sonic lost the will to go the minute she said hot spring.
The Smashers as a whole were excited for the vacation…even though Rob didn't have any good memories of the hot spring and when Shulk asked about it, Rob wanted Chrom to keep his mouth shut but that wasn't going to happen given how his twin sister and her husband wanted to troll him.
"Tee-hee, Rob no need to be all down because of that one time you almost died in the hot springs. Oh that would have been glorious."
"I did not faint in the hot spring!" Rob shouted as he tried to hide his blush.
"Perhaps you shouldn't have had played with the merchant. Splashing her with water? How immature of you." Robin teased her twin brother.
"S-She wouldn't leave me alone! It wasn't a mixed bath!"
"It will this time around though." Chrom said with a smirk. "It won't matter if anyone gets to look at you."
Shulk chuckled seeing Rob turn a darker shade of red.
"Chrom, please stop! What if your daughter hears that?!"
"Lucina found that humorous."
"She has no sense of humor!"
Shulk started to laugh harder seeing Rob all flustered. Normally he's suave with his dialogue but apparently someone seeing his wee-wee drove him up the wall.
"Chrom, we're dropping this conversation! I don't want you two talking about it either, you hear?"
"Nya-ha~" Henry hummed followed by his wife copying his laugh. God these two were annoying!
Rob sulked most of the way through and didn't want to talk to anyone especially Shulk…who would just go over to Captain Falcon and Little Mac who were dying to see Samus in a yukata. They were all going to get one for free when they got there. Most of the guys were going to check out all the ladies to see who would be wearing it best even though a lot of the guys were already saying Samus. Palutena pouted how she would wear it better but Samus didn't want the attention. She just wanted a break.
So even after Pit and Pittoo got off the ship first, the other Smashers would soon follow with their things. Rosalina needed to leave to park her ship outside of the galaxy before coming back in leaving everyone else stranded.
"Welcome to the hot springs!"
Rob froze hearing the voice. Chrom just sighed seeing a familiar blue haired merchant coming their way.
"Crap, that woman!" Rob shouted as he attempted to hide behind his twin.
"I doubt that Anna is the same one Rob…" Robin grumbled but she was proven wrong when the merchant saw familiar white hair and glared in that direction.
"Oh, you're the boy who splashed me!"
"Huh? Why is it the same Anna?" Chrom asked rather surprised that this is indeed the same Anna although the blue hair should have given that away.
"I have ways of moving around the galaxy." She hummed as she noticed the angels who were waiting to rush ahead of everyone. "The reservations are complete but I can't let you in until the Goddess shows up."
"…This place is owned by a Goddess?" Lucina asked looking around. It looked the same as the hot spring from the outer realms minus the huge exotic building in the background.
This did not please Ganondorf. Seeing Palutena's smile made him even more anxious. Was this Goddess related to the green haired Goddess and if so, how bad would she be? His questions would be answered. An attractive figure with fair dark skin and raven colored hair appeared in a lovely orange yukata. If the guys were ogling over Samus, they were now at the appearance of an obvious Goddess. Palutena's smile almost faltered at the sight of her.
"Hello Circe, it's been a while."
"Why hello Goddess of Light Palutena. It has been a while. Where is my precious cousin?"
Pit tilted his head in confusion. "Cousin."
Dark Pit already had an idea. "Phosphora is in the back."
The demi-Goddess didn't want to be brought up like this especially since the Goddess of Magic snapped her fingers and warped her cousin to her so she can embrace her.
"Oh I missed you so much! I thought something terrible happen to you! Why don't you visit?"
"…I have more important things to do then lure men to your baths."
"Aww that's mean Phosphora! We have to watch each other's back you know."
"That's the last thing I'll let you do…"
"Hey, so can we go in now!" Pit immediately interrupted causing Phosphora to smirk. She hated being put on the spot and the brunette was incredibly impatient. "The hot spring is right in front of me!"
Circe hummed looking at the captain of the royal bodyguards. "Oh Palutena, is this your child? He's so cute."
"He's my servant." Palutena corrected.
"H-Hey! That's not true…okay…maybe it is…"
"Heh…"
"Don't give me that look Pittoo!"
Circe looked over at Dark Pit now surprised at the uncanny resemblance. Any Goddess would be able to tell though that they weren't twins. She smiled at her guests as she allowed them free reign of the hotel as long as they made sure to register. Pit immediately though rushed off attempting to dive into the hot spring fully clothed causing Dark Pit to grab him again.
"Wait you idiot! You got to change first!"
"But I wear my clothes with me to the bath!"
"Not here. You'll pass out."
"But…but…"
"Pit, be patient." Palutena repeated to the light angel. "Go inside first and unpack before you come out."
Of course the angel was impatient! His dream come true was right in front of him constantly being denied. Grabbing Pittoo by the arm, he dragged him inside.
"He's going way too fast…" Sonic grumbled causing Fox to laugh.
"That's funny coming from you. You should lighten up."
"…I hate water…" Sonic warned him. "Such a waste of a vacation spot. I rather take a run…you would come with me, right Megaman?"
"Uh…"
Megaman obviously didn't like the idea of being in a location where he could easily malfunction. If he couldn't do what everyone came here for, it was a waste of time. Fox could understand the blue bomber's problem, but Sonic was just being a brat.
"Come on Sonic, we'll find something for you to do. Don't want Shadow making fun of you."
"Tch, he's going to hang out with Lyn anyway…" The blue hedgehog mocked. "He's got no time for the hot springs."
The Smashers though all went into the hotel one by one. Circe pulled Palutena to the side saying she wanted to ask her about something later. She didn't pay much heed to it because she wanted to have fun.
After registering into the rooms with the assistance of the rather attractive bellboy and being assigned roommates, Pit did not waste anytime changing out of his tunic and into just his bottoms to jump right in. No matter how many times Dark Pit told him to slow down, the angel wouldn't listen. There were more than just the Smashers at this resort. Many people from around the galaxy came here to relax and Pit pushed past them to get to the hot springs. Yes there were some men relaxing in the water but no sight of the women. Pit didn't care though as he absorbed the air around him.
"Aww, the breeze is great here!"
"You say that whenever you're near a hot spring."
"No, you don't understand. We may have a big one in Skyworld and there are many small ones all over the earth, but this is the planet dedicated to hot springs! There are so many pools of water here Pittoo! We can have one to ourselves and play all night!"
The dark angel blushed at the thought. Pit obviously didn't mean it like that.
"And nothing bad is going to happen while we're here."
"…You're jinxing it."
Soon the other male Smashers and assist trophies would arrive and get into the hot spring. However, Pit wanted to make something clear to everyone. Magnus was just passing by and was surprised Pit was stupid enough to declare his intentions.
"I have a big announcement for you all!" Pit declared with a mega phone he took from inside his bag. Pittoo didn't realize he had it wrapped under his towel the entire time. "There are three rules to enjoying a hot spring! Step one, BREATHE DEEP! Step two, CLEAR YOUR MIND!"
Magnus did not want Pit to start the third one.
"Step three-"
"Pit, if you keep that up, you'll find yourself outside of the hot spring for the rest of the day." He grumbled. "And trust me, I think you would rather have some fun."
"But…"
Dark Pit looked at his twin funny. "What could the third rule be? Is it pointless like the other two?"
"…"
After being silent for only a few seconds, Pit just dived into the hot spring splashing anyone nearby. One of them was Sonic who freaked out at the water scorching his skin and rushed right back to the hotel. Red called for him to come back, but he wasn't returning anytime soon. Megaman and R.O.B. would also take their leave in order to avoid short-circuiting. Dark Pit didn't want to be the only one splashed and followed in after Pit who was trying to play around like it was a kiddie pool. Once Magnus settled in though, Pit had no problem making the situation awkward for the big guy sitting on his lap.
"Angel face, get off. I'm certain this is not how you enjoy a hot spring."
Pit was already in heaven as he let his head fall back. "You're like a teddy bear in the spring…puurfect…" He purred.
"I am not an inanimate object! Hey Devil face, get your twin off of me."
Dark Pit hated that nickname given to him by Magnus. It implied that he was a demon when he was an angel too…abet looking more like a fallen angel. He glared at the human before swimming away where he can be alone.
Everyone else would soon join in other hot springs as well. Red went in alone seeing his two friends leave him and went with his Pikachu and would eventually join in with Ike. Ike wanted to be with Pit in all honesty, but chose to handle Rob who was self-conscious about going in.
"Where is Anna? Is she watching?"
"Tee-hee, there's nothing to look at so you can come in." Henry told him happily.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NOTHING TO LOOK AT?!"
If Robin were there, he would have gotten slapped but because she was changing with the rest of the ladies, he would be able to get away with it.
"You and Robin have the same built. She's flat and nice and it applies to you too being small and cute."
"I AM NOT SMALL!"
Henry laughed as he kept going. "Oh, Chrom can vouch for me for your sister. He saw her naked. Nya-ha, she told me and it's hilarious to imagine."
Chrom was so lucky his wife was getting changed with the female tactician. He hid his head under the water causing Rob to turn his anger toward him.
"Hey, what's this about seeing my sister naked?! Don't you have a wife?!"
Chrom glared at Henry who turned his attention to his son now who was trying to comfort Inigo.
"You better sleep with one eye open tonight Henry…" He mumbled under the water forcing Chrom to get back up when he gulped too much water. Ike had to pat him on the back to make sure he wasn't drowning.
Rob was too pissy to deal with them and wanted to go over to Marth, Shulk and Link who were having a better conversation. As he swam over to them, he ended up examining the Hom's body. Even though he showed his chest off often in Smash, seeing it here was different because now his hair was wet after dunking his hair into the spring along with Link to see who could hold their breathe the longest. Link obviously won though as Link had the experience. The Prince of Altea flicked his hair when water splashed on his face.
"Childish." He grumbled before noticing the male tactician. "Hey Rob, keep me company while these two have a dunking competition."
"Really? Can I join?"
Shulk laughed seeing the white haired boy. Honestly, Shulk looked like a super model with how he held out in front of him to wipe whatever water was in his face.
"You wouldn't last long Rob. You don't have the endurance in Smash Run, so you won't last long here. Besides, didn't you faint when you went to a hot spring before?"
"Shulk, we will never talk about that again!"
Link was very interested in this incident for a different reason.
"Was the temperature too hot for you? If it is now, maybe you should get out early."
The Hero of Time was compassionate and worried for his friends truthfully. Rob only saw this as an insult as he swam toward Shulk.
"Not only will I last longer than you, but if I faint, you're going down with me."
"Really? I would like to see you try. Marth, you're the referee again!"
"Uhhhh…"
The three would then end up in the water again attempting to hold there breathe for as long as possible.
The rest of the male smashers and assist trophies were chilling in the hot spring. It would only be calm until the ladies came in with them. Ganondorf wanted to leave immediately seeing as how he wasn't getting much out of the hot spring beside it relaxing his back. Yes he didn't mind that Dark Pit kept him company (since Bowser was playing with his children instead of relaxing…what a great dad) but he didn't like public places like this. The only reason he didn't leave was like Pit who was resting in Magnus' lab (and probably turning him on), Dark Pit ended up resting his head against Ganondorf's large arms.
Once the ladies showed up, it was chaos again. Peach came out first with a cute pink towel (but underneath it was a pink bathing suit). Zelda and Lucina would follow suit dressing rather modestly. Morgan happily waved Lucina over causing her to blush when he tried to pull her in. Inigo was rather annoyed the boy was going after his sister like that so openly but he was like Henry and didn't notice too much. The female children (the Villagers and Wendy) fell in to play with Bowser Jr. and the others while Ms. Fit stayed outside the hot spring to exercise instead wearing the same thing she did in Smash. Lyn never came out though due to staying with Shadow in the hotel (and he hated the water as much as Sonic). Everyone after that came out in provocative clothing. Midna showed her human form in front of the Smashers wearing a rather skimpy outfit. Link blushed madly as he lost that round against Shulk and Rob when he looked at her. Zelda wasn't pleased she being outmatched by her. Rosalina in contrast to Peach wore a beautiful star shaped outfit but like everything else, you try to look at her private parts and you would only see the galaxy. The men were looking at Samus though who blushed at what she was given inside.
"This is ridiculous…" She thought to herself as actually covered her chest. "The other ladies get something attractive and I get…strings…"
Palutena probably planned that given she was coming out last. Captain Falcon and Little Mac jumped out of the water immediately to hit on her asking if she wanted them to wash her back. She just wanted to be alone but they weren't going to for a while. Shulk wanted to join in the harassment campaign but Rob pulled his leg causing him to go under.
"Hey, what was that about?!"
"I won this round!" Rob smirked seeing Shulk out of breathe. Damn did he look attractive?
"You cheated! I wasn't looking! Rematch!"
The Monado boy's attention was directed toward the tactician now. Link was begging Marth to help him out but he was enjoying the chaos of Link being chased by attractive girls in the water now. Marth would creep away from Shulk and Rob and go nag Ike who was getting the most out of the hot spring.
Phosphora came out next with electrifying results. She wanted to impress Pit but he was too far gone on Magnus' lap. She pouted as she went over to Rosalina who was resting on her own. Rob came out afterward because she had a really hard time putting on the outfit. It made her appear like a mermaid with the seashell bra and the lower portion of her panties having a tail pattern (and she also attached a tail behind her butt). Henry hummed at his attractive wife as she made her way toward her family.
"You look like a fish. Do you have gills now?"
"Unfortunately no, but do you like it?"
"Of course."
Chrom frowned not seeing his wife. "Where's Olivia?"
"She was too shy to come out. She'll come out later when there are less people."
The bluenette sighed. Why did he expect this to happen? Well, at least he can watch his children.
Finally though was Palutena…and all she had was a green towel wrapped around her. Anyone could tell if she lost her towel, she would be exposed.
"…Goddess of Light. Put some clothes on underneath that." Ganondorf grumbled seeing Palutena head toward him. "We are in a public place."
"Oh it wouldn't be too bad if I lost my towel." She chuckled. "Pittoo, move over."
"No way! I got here first-guhhhh!"
If Dark Pit didn't move, he would be smothered with her boobies when she attempted to sit down causing him to fall into the spring. She had no problem sitting on him if he wouldn't move from below. Ganondorf pitied the fool especially when he started seeing bubbles forming from below.
"You are a cruel mistress."
"Huh? Am I sitting on something?"
The dark angel managed to slip out of her gasping for breath when he got to the surface. His face was pink due to the hotness of the spring and the fact that he was exposed to the Goddess' body.
"A-Are you trying to drown me?!"
"You wouldn't move Pittoo."
"D-Dammit! You're the worse! D-Do that to that idiot over there who's giving that stupid human a lap dance!"
None of that was actually happening in reality causing Ganondorf to chuckle. "Perhaps the heat is getting to you to have a wild imagination like that."
"Oh, not you too!" The dark angel whined. He was trying to keep his composure but that wasn't happening.
"Lighten up Pittoo. Just go join your brother over there."
"Uh…now I don't want to be here anymore."
Palutena loved how the dark angel was different from Pit. He was rage quitting before things even began and he didn't even seem to realize it when he got out of the hot spring. He shivered being exposed by the cool air. Pit noticed immediately and frowned.
"Where are you going Pittoo?"
"I'm going back to my room. This is lame."
"W-What? Already? We haven't even done much!"
"Just sit there giving that idiot a boner and I'll be in my room just fine munching on the snacks they give me!"
Magnus did not like the way the red eyed angel worded that statement. He definitely wasn't being turned on by Pit sitting on his lap. The white angel would have noticed anyway. Instead of staying in, Pit got up and followed after his twin.
"W-Wait, you can't go alone! I'll go with you!"
Dark Pit was ignoring his twin as the two both made it back in but not before grabbing their towels. For being the loudest at coming here, Pit was quick to leave if his twin was upset. Magnus sighed though feeling lonely. He had company though, so it wasn't an issue.
"Heh, you seem to be enjoying yourself."
The man talking to him was from Shulk's world, Dunban. He was like Chrom who was allowed to roam around the Smash Brothers mansion with the same perks as him due to his position as the father of Lucina and best friend of both Robins.
"Why wouldn't I be? In my world, humans don't get the time to rest like the Goddess and the angels."
"…So you don't notice something is amiss?"
Magnus smirked. "What, is that other magic Goddess going to turn us all into swine?"
"I don't think its her. I think its something else."
He looked over to Shulk who was now pulling on Rob's nose causing him to react poorly and attempt to pull his hair.
"I'll keep my guard up, but I doubt anything eventful will happen."
"I can only hope." He mumbled as he got out of the spring and went over to the one where Shulk and Rob were playing in.
"Dammit, now who's the cheater?" Rob cursed.
"What's wrong? The scale not in your favor? Oww!"
Rob was splashing him with the water now in the same vain he did to Anna at the other hot spring. Shulk was not going to lose to this and unleashed a title wave on Rob causing him to scream at the heat in his face. When the two duked it out like little children, Dunban got splashed causing him to sigh.
"Shulk, when are you going to grow up?"
Shulk stopped causing Rob to get one last wave in his face. His expression darkened realizing that Rob was getting the last laugh now.
"Dunban, I'm kind of busy. What do you need?"
"…Don't do anything reckless." He cautioned. "I have a bad feeling about this place."
Shulk just laughed it off. "You're worrying too much Dunban. Just relax!"
There was no time to be relaxing when Rob deciding to jump on Shulk and knock him down in the hot spring. Rob laughed at how Shulk was having a hard time getting back to his feet.
"I am always three steps ahead of you." The tactician laughed in triumph as Shulk got back up angry now.
"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong!"
Donkey Kong who was resting in another spring heard this and turned around. "Oooh?"
Good thing this didn't turn into a free for all with all the people around.
Fox sighed seeing how Sonic wasn't going to leave his room. He didn't join in with Falco because he was worried for the blue hedgehog. While Megaman simply went to explore the place with Robotic Operating Buddy, Sonic stayed in his room to mope until Fox dragged him out.
"Fox, you're not going to see me in a yukata. Stop trying."
Fox didn't change into anything yet because he was going to convince the hedgehog to do something first.
"Why would I care about…stop changing the subject and get out and do something. You'll make Red worry."
"He'll be fine. He has Pikachu." Sonic sighed again seeing the look in Fox's eyes. "Look, I told you I can't swim. Even if I can't drown in the hot spring, I rather stay away from water."
"If you need someone to help you get rid of your aquaphobia, I can-"
"Look its fine, I'll just get out and look around so you won't nag me."
As Sonic pretty much chased Fox out of his room and locked his own door with the key given to him, he heard a familiar laugh and sighed.
"Looks like there's trouble in paradise Star Fox."
Fox was surprised at the voice while Sonic wasn't really impressed.
"Wolf?"
Wolf O'Donnel was a Smasher during the Brawl season. He couldn't join this time because he had a really big bounty he couldn't pass up. He didn't mind though that Fox would attempt to mimic him sometimes in battle causing him to joke about how he was a superior foe.
"The one and only. Nice to see you Smashers are around these parts. Enjoying the hot springs?"
"Ha ha…very funny…"
"Sonic, you still got your fear of water? Now is a bad time to have that fear."
"…What are you doing here Wolf?" Fox interrupted realizing that Sonic was being put on the spot.
"I'm here on a mission." Wolf said getting straight to the point. "Something ominous is happening here, and I'm going to catch them."
"Really? This place seems peaceful. Does it have to do with the Goddess?"
"No. It has to do with the recent kidnappings."
That caught Fox's attention. "Kidnapping? How so? I would imagine it would be difficult to happen at a resort like this."
"Yes that is true, but when you're involved in a slave trade, you can get away with it."
The atmosphere immediately fell when he said those words.
"…Slave…"
"Trade?"
Time past and some of the Smashers started to leave the spring when it was getting too hot for them. After fighting in the spring, Shulk left first annoyed with how Rob was such a manchild with Rob following afterward at how he let some teenager get the best of him. Robin found her twin acting like this amusing and stayed in.
Ganondorf and Palutena got out eventually only after the King of Evil almost made a scene. The Goddess of Light was bored. He was not interested in her figure the slightest so her constantly changing positions to get a reaction out of him was only a nuisance more than anything else. The Smashers wanted Samus to do that to them, but she wanted nothing to do with it. A few times, he forgot to breathe deep like Pit recommended when Palutena would place herself in his lap, the towel threatening to fall off at any moment. He grumbled at how aggressive she was being in front of everyone and it was almost shameless. However, as long as the angel twins weren't there, this acting was fair game. Zelda honestly was disgusted with that attitude…yet Midna was doing the same thing to Link who wanted to avoid her.
Palutena had garnered the attention of the other male visitors that weren't Smashers. The Goddess was a sight to behold and some were drooling when she exposed her butt a few times. Ganondorf stood up to Palutena's disappoint and went over to the men who were talking about how sexy she was and how they wished she did it to them.
"Do you swine have a problem with the Goddess of Light?" Ganondorf asked in a dark and threatening tone. To anyone outside of Smash, that sounded like a nickname rather than a title.
"N-No sir. We were just admiring her beauty from a distant."
"Y-Yeah. She's hot!"
Well that second guy wasn't helping the first guy's case. Ganondorf was this close to pulling the guy of the water and hoisting him up in the air. But he had restraint here so he just slammed the rock next to them causing them to shriek at how it cracked rather easily without the Demon King breaking a sweat. The Smashers still around looked up to see what was going on now.
"Listen well human swine, if you do not have those lustful eyes look away from my woman then I will crush you with my bare hands like what I did to the rock right next to you. No one has the right to look at the Goddess of Light that way."
Palutena had a huge grin on her face compared to the shocked (or not really surprised) expressions on everyone else' face. The men shrieked as they all hopped out of the hot spring and ran like chimpanzees back into the hotel. Ganondorf just grumbled at how he lost his temper rather easily, but once he looked at the Smashers, he realized what he just declared and facepalmed.
"…The secret's out…"
"I win." Palutena hummed as she got out and floated toward the King of Evil.
"Honestly…" He glared at everyone else especially Bowser who felt betrayed (no more evil bros before hoes jokes anymore). "That threat applies to everyone here as well. Touch Palutena, and I will kill you, Smash Brothers rules be damned."
Link probably could have made the best comeback but even he was terrified at the tone Ganondorf was using. No matter how many times he thought him over Hyrule, he would never be this angry. The Gerudo King huffed as he stormed off back into the hotel with Palutena trailing happily at the display affection she was getting finally.
"You're going to be the death of me woman." Ganondorf shouted as they made it to an upper floor. Ignoring the Goddess of Light was a tiresome task, but the high they got in the hotel, the less people that showed up and the more likely he could be himself and call her out on her behavior.
"Aww Ganny, say that again! Say that I'm your woman!" She teased as she flew toward his side and poked his cheek.
"Manipulative."
"Well my sexy charm didn't work on you, so I just used it on the other unfortunate souls. Good thing you didn't kill them or there would have been problems."
"What, you would slay me like you did your uncle?" Yes he was trying to be sarcastic but it was enough for Palutena to put her feet on the ground and glare in his direction. "Hypothetically."
"Well, it was only two humans…so I guess I would let it slide. And I don't think Pit would mind too much."
The angel's feelings always came first. It was amazing how much of a doting parent Palutena was even though she denied it and refused to show it in Smash.
"…Do you not have a meeting with the Goddess of Magic?"
"Later. I didn't like the look she gave Pittoo, so I'm going to hold off for now." She said with a fake smile. "Ganny, we share a room, will you help me put my yukata on?"
"Use your magic to put it in yourself. It only takes a couple of seconds."
"Oh come on…you're no fun…"
"Your definition of fun means embarrassing me and scaring everyone else."
She giggled when he said that, but both stopped in their track when they heard a huge crash coming from the upper floors. At first they would have ignored it, but Palutena felt something ominous.
"Pit…Pittoo…"
"Hmm?"
Palutena took Ganondorf's advice to dorm a green yukata in place of her green towel and quickly rushed toward the stairs.
"…Couldn't you just teleport?"
He followed her to make sure nothing bad was going on, but she didn't get far when she crashed into Megaman when she was obviously using super speed to get from one location to the next.
"Aww, I'm sorry Ms. Palutena!" Megaman exclaimed as he had a habit of blocking anyone with his leaf shield who came his way. Given that Sonic had a habit of crashing into him, he put the shield up specifically for him.
"N-No, its okay. Listen, have you seen Pit or Pittoo?"
"Umm…Pit actually went to go buy some snacks. I saw him carrying them up the stairs. He can't see anything so that crash might be him falling with the candy…"
Well that sounded like Pit. Ganondorf did not appreciate having to run across the hall to where the stairs were.
"It's probably nothing Goddess of Light."
Of course when he said that there was a sound like a breaking glass followed by another loud crash. Palutena was not going to take the risk as she sped up the stairs. There was this ominous feeling in her chest and it wasn't going away.
Shulk hummed at the idea of finally getting some food. He was enjoying the luxury of new cuisine that could not be served at Smash Brothers Mansion or in his home world. He just got so enticed by the new smell that came from the bellboy's room that he had to follow him in. Dunban warned him not to do anything reckless but this place has been proven to be a safe haven.
"So where's the food?"
He was starting to act like Pit with how impatient he was for something like that. The bellboy continued to smile as he offered him a cup of fragrance tea. He hummed as he took a seat. The bellboy looked outside as if waiting for someone to come down the hall with food, but with no one around, he closed the door behind him.
"It will take a couple of minutes." He told the blonde. "In the mean time, rest here with new brand of tea that is going around the galaxy. It's made from the freshest tea herbs mixed with something lovely."
Shulk wanted to know what this meant and didn't hesitate to start drinking the tea. In all honesty, he was wondering what he was expecting. Tea wasn't juice and he wanted something sweet.
His body tensed up though after the first sip. He just thought that was the point and kept drinking. The entire time, the bellboy watched him profusely until he finished.
"I think this needs more flavor…"
"Yes…it probably does for someone of your caliber." He mumbled. "Would you like another cup?"
"No. I can wait for the food."
The bellboy slowly took the cup away as he headed toward the door. He took the cart with him before closing the door behind him. Shulk had time to think to himself now that he was alone…but that meant thinking about what Rob was doing. Instead of hanging out like he promised to do, he went to hit on a bunch of exotic elves that were skinny-dipping in one of the more private baths. Did he not care that he was a peeping tom if he looked? Where was Chrom to pull him by the ear?
Again he felt his heart beat faster for a minute before he felt his head spinning. What was going on?
Maybe I should take a nap in my room. Shulk thought as he forced himself to stand. He nearly tripped over his own feet but made it to the door…only to realize that it was shut tight and wouldn't open.
Huh? I'm locked in? D-Don't tell me that he…drugged me! The headache was getting worse as he collapsed to the floor in pain. Why did he leave Monado in his room? He couldn't foresee this if he didn't have the blade with him.
The bellboy came back with a huge bag meant to carry luggage around the hotel. He closed the door again and locked it from the inside this time as he looked down at the Hom who was struggling to stay awake.
"I guess there was no need for me to threat if it didn't work right away. How foolish to drink the whole thing. Didn't your friend tell you to be cautious?"
The bellboy's expression darkened but still kept a serene smile on his face. Shulk attempted to stand up and succeeded surprising the man, but he just laughed as he grabbed the obi of Shulk's yukata and yanked it off rather slowly. Shulk yelped as he spun around like a top until it loosened the yukata to the point his chest was showing. He ended up falling on the floor after being exposed.
"You're going to need to take a quick nap now. Can't have you screaming for help now can I?"
He cursed how his vision was fading. He was too dizzy to do anything. He was a Smasher and he ended up in this situation. The bellboy chuckled as his vision finally faded into nothingness.
Me: TBC with 7067 words.
Li: Cliffhanger…
Me: You thought it was going to be a happy go lucky fic? Nah, you know me. Notes!
1. This is not the DLC Hot Spring Scramble location despite the title. In Mario Galaxy, many planets are themed after something and I would like to think Rosalina knew of a resort planet. Anna is here though given how she uses the Dimension Gate often and is still trying to make money.
2. Circe is the Goddess of Magic. Those who read the Odyssey will get the joke that she's notorious for luring Odysseus and his men to her manor, turned many of them into pigs and then pretty much raped Odysseus in exchange for his men's safety (not like it meant much). She only allowed them to leave after he went to the Underworld and met Persephone and the prophet that would tell him how to make it back home.
3. I based Phosphora off of the Greek God of light/morning star Phosphorus (hence the name). The father is someone I can't really care about since it was a minor God but the mother is the Goddess of Dawn Eos who is the sister of Helios and Selena (in the Kid Icarus universe headcanon I have). Phosphora has all of these lightning abilities though because honestly, there is no Greek God of lightning besides Zeus and Phosphora is not Zeus.
4. If anyone didn't get the joke, Pit was stating the three things to enjoy a hot spring in Uprising. The third one is remove pants…that was said to Magnus and started to get a little too gay. Imagine Pit saying that to the ladies. He would probably get smacked and accused of being a pervert…and he is.
5. If you haven't noticed, Palutena and Ganondorf are in a rather serious relationship here…and yet Palutena acts so much like Zeus. But this already explains why the angel twins have no problem going up to Ganondorf.
That's it. Reviews are appreciated. This is only part one and there are three parts. Wait for part 2. Ja ne!