Radio Check, Over

Disclaimer: I don't Sailor Moon…but the situation, hell yeah!

Summary: This just happened to me today at work and thought what a great way to write a fanfic than including my own funny moments. As some of you know, I'm in the army…and I'm military police. The thing is, that we patrol an area and for shift change we're called one by one. We used radios (like walki-talkies) to call each other. We have many call phrases and signs, but the one we love the most is "Patrol so n so, this is Patrol So n so. Return to _ for shift change. over"…but the one we most hate is "Patrol so n so, radio check over". When this happened, I was the Patrol in charge and we decided to play a prank on our friend's patrol just for shift change. And this was what turned out…Sailor Moon Universe Style. I'll be Venus and my friend will be Mars. lol. The thing is, I told them I would write this story just for the hell of it lol. Enjoy!

On the Palace; Moon Kingdom…1030 hours.

Venus, Jupiter and Uranus were working together on this day's shift. All day has been slow, one or other small incident here and there. But nothing new.

"Venus, Call Patrol Liberty in for shift change", Uranus said as she walked inside the office doors, leaving Venus and Jupiter at the shift change desk.

Venus looked at Jupiter with a huge evil grin, "I have an idea".

"Oh boy, why I have the feeling I should be afraid for my life", Jupiter answered with a small laugh.

Venus grabbed the radio and transmitted, "Patrol Liberty, this is Patrol Victory".

"Patrol Victory, this is Patrol Liberty", they herd Mars said.

Both Venus and Jupiter looked at each other, Venus keying the mic once more, "Patrol Liberty, disregard my last. Over"

Silence filled the air for a few seconds, "Roger, Patrol Liberty Out"

Venus and Jupiter looked at each other and started to laugh out load.

"I can imagine her face right now!", Venus said laughing.

"It must be priceless", Jupiter said, "Do it again!"

Later…1040 hours.

"Patrol Liberty, this is Patrol Victory", Venus said in a serious tone.

"Patrol Victory, this is Patrol Liberty. Go ahead", Mars said on the radio.

"Radio check over", Venus said fast, followed by an uncontrollable laugh.

Silence again, "Patrol Liberty out!", Mars said getting a little angry.

"Uff, she's getting pissed!", Jupiter said, "Let her go in"

"Nah, let's do it one more time. Just for the heck of it", Venus said smiling.

Later…1050 hours.

"Patrol Liberty, this is Patrol Victory", Venus said in a serious tone.

"Patrol Victory, this is Patrol Liberty. Go ahead", Mars said on the radio, getting a little tired of the silly game.

"Radio check over", Venus said fast, followed by an uncontrollable laugh with Jupiter almost dying by her side.

Silence again, "Patrol Liberty out!", Mars said getting really angry and crazy noises could be heard from the background.

Venus stopped laughing, "Patrol Liberty, this is Patrol Victory. Be advised, return to mine at this time for shift change. Over"

"Roger. In Route", Mars said pissed

"Victory, out!", Venus couldn't stop laughing and saw Jupiter pretty serious, "Don't tell me, I have a weird looking blonde with the power to shake my world right behind me"

"Yeap", Jupiter answered.

"Sexy navy blue skirt on", Venus added straightening up.

"Most likely"

"Ok Uranus, bring it. I was just bored", Venus answered turning around.

"I could hear your crazy tantricks on the radio. But it was awesome!", Uranus laughed, "Mars should be pissed!"

"I am pissed", Mars said from behind them both.

The three of them looked towards the fire Senshi and smiled, "We love you", the three of them say.

"Thank the Gods. I wouldn't have mind the fun if I had good radios I could actually answered with. I was between changing the fucking batteries and throwing those radios out of my window!", Mars said raising her arms is desperation, "But nooooooo, you have to give me the worst radios of the force!"

"Not our fault", Uranus said with a smile.

"And to top it off, Mercury and Sailor Moon were snoring like bitches! The never found out what was happening at the moment!"

"Yeap, I'm definitely writing this one on ", Venus replied laughing.

"You wouldn't dare!", Mars said scared for her life.

"Just let me get home and write it down, and you'll see", Venus said with a huge smile

A/N: Yeap, that's my crazy day of work for you! jajajaja. Hope you have enjoyed, more of this crazy mint one-shots to come! Let me know what you think.