Howdee! My first Trigun fic! Though, it isn't really a fic, just a parody of a song.

Sung to the tune of The Sun Shall Rise Again (ending theme for Yu Yu Hakusho)

The Donuts Shall Rise Again

When my donut reaches you,

Please don't break it in half,

Just wait a little while,

Give me time to get there.

And I believe you'll understand,

Just exactly how I feel.

This is my last,

And my most hungry request.

With a restless hunger,

My mouth began to water,

With one thing on my mind,

I foolishly ate.

Now as twilight closes in,

I see you from a restaurant.

And I wish for you,

All the courage you'll ever need,

To not eat my donut!

And although it's tasty,

And it's glazed outside,

I believe in the existance of you not eating my donut.

And a forgotten cookie,

And pastry in my hands.

A life without donuts is a life without joy,

Without fun!

Wow, that was dumb...

Vash: Hey, I liked it! eats donuts

Of course you did.