Phantom of the Opera" for Dummies
(How to become the perfect Phantom – in ten steps)
Get a mask ( white preferred, black is ok as well)
Get elegant, slightly old-fashioned clothes (all in black or perhaps a dark red, white shirts allowed)
Important! A long, black, enigmatic cloak
Practice quiet prowling and catlike darting from shadow to shadow
Practice a slightly crazy laugh (always useful, especially after practical jokes g)
Practice a dark, sinister gaze
Get an undergroud flat with a few well-placed traps on the way (and perhaps a nice little underground lake for nightly boat tours)
Get red ink, red wax and a skull seal and write annoying (yet polite) letters to the managers of the local opera house
learn how to sing (very useful for enchanting innocent young girls called Christine) and learn how to play the piano, the organ and perhaps the violin as well (might come in useful)
Be sexy as hell!