*poof*
*DP group appear*
Mom: Umm, are those the fictional characters you have posters of in your room?
Samm(me): Maybe
Mom: Well, we're going to leave before you turn us all into potatoes.
Samm: Too late *snap* *mom, dad, and sister turn into potatoes*
Derek: Why the heck are we here?
Samm: To spend the whole day with me!
Chloe: Ummm
Samm: You do not 'ummmm' the writer.
Chloe: I added three M's. Not 4.
Samm: Well either way there are red squiggly lines under the words.
Chloe: What?
Samm: I'm not sure. *poof* * change settings to dance room*
Tori: What the *Beep!* wait, why did it bleep me out.
Samm: Because, Toe, I am not allowed to swear so it beeps out any swear words. And its beep not bleep.
Tori: Why'd you call me Toe?
Samm: Because if you take out the last two letters of your name it's To. But I add E because Toes are funny. So you are Toe.
Simon: That doesn't make sense.
Samm: Neither do you.
Simon: What about me doesn't make sense?
Samm : How come you liked Chloe?
Simon: I choose not to answer that question.
Samm: Too bad!
Simon: But I don't want to.
Samm: Please?
Simon: No. And you can't make me.
Samm: *Pokes Simon*
Simon: *electrocutes and passes out*
Chloe: What the heck did you do?
Samm: I am a cross of all supernaturals in the world except for vampires because vampires are grody.
Edward Cullen: Why?
Samm: WHY ARE YOU IN HERE?
Edward Cullen: *shrugs*
Samm: *pokes Edward*
Edward Cullen: *passes out*
Samm: Derek, please throw Edward out the window
Derek: *Listens and throws out the window*
Samm: Good boy. Here's a doggy treat *Thrown bone at Derek*
Derek: YAY! *eats the bone*
Bella: OH MY GOD!
Samm: OKAY! Twilight people! You spend the day with me TOMORROW!
Bella: Fine *POOF* *BELLA DISSAPIRES*
Samm: Have you ever wondered why Squirrels don't ride tricycles? It's because their diet of liver and face make the monkeys of Switzerland sad so the faces run away to Australia where rabid butterflies eat the faces legs that were born in Chicago in 1942 and in that time, legs were still connected to worms that lived in the sewers of Europe that the party man cleaned daily because if he didn't, his wife would get mad at him for not feeding their pet penguins that are purple with green polka dots that ate frogs and cauliflower because Mooses wont eat the cauliflower because cauliflower is as gross as poop that came from t-rexes in 2001.
Derek: I think it's just moose not mooses.
Samm: Well what is the plural of moose?
Derek: Moose.
Simon: That lecture makes so much sense! *writes on paper*
Samm: *Look at Simon's writing that's really a drawing of Patrick star* Simon, Derek, Chloe, Toe, Can I ask you something?
Tori: I'm not Toe.
Samm: Oh really. *hands new birth certificate*
Tori: TOE ENRIGHT? How'd you change my name?
Samm: I wrote a letter to the president.
Toe: OH MY GOD!
Samm: You're welcome *Glares at Chloe*
Chloe: What?
Samm: You're taller than me.
Chloe: YAY!