Epic Time
It was a nice day in New York City, well weather wise; the citizens of New York itself were just that, New York Citizens.
Busy streets, hotdog stands, taxi calling, and all around pedestrians, not to mention the occasional crimes here and there.
As a local bank was being robbed, one man decided to crash the party.
"You know what I hate, trying to hit up a cute chick only to be interrupted by some idiot bank robbers knocking up the place, now you have two options, either-" he was interrupted when the robber attempted to shoot him but missed, "Ok that's it, FLAME ON!"
The Human Torch was ready for action as he blasted the guns away from the robbers and hit a double clothesline on the two guys. As they got up he did a side kick to the ribs on one guy before doing a kick to the head, and he uppercut the other robber.
As he was doing this, he was showing off his muscles to the girls around while using his fire to freak the guys out by blasting an area next to them.
Soon the police arrived to arrest the guys and they thanked The Human Torch Johnny Storm for his work.
"This is all in a day's work boys; I'm the best superhero in New Yo-, no scratch that, I'm the best Super Hero in the WORLD".
"Don't get cocky Johnny", Johnny recognized that voice, it was Spider-man.
"Yo Spidey, glad you could make it but I got everything under control"
"Always showing off, aren't you Torch?"
"Well duh, when you're THIS awesome, you've earned the right to show off"
"Just keep your head together; last thing you want is to get overconfident"
"You're one to talk Spidey; regardless I did my job, now to do one thing...PARTY!"
Later that day Johnny partied in the Baxter Building.
"Aw yeah, this is the life, kick ass one moment, party the next", then he greeted his friends, "Sup Bobby, staying cool? You Gambit, up for some cards later? Yo Kitty, nice of you to phase in"
"That doesn't make sense Johnny"
"Kitty if you're gonna be at my party, don't be lame", Kitty simply sighed and resumed talking with her friend and fellow mutant Rogue.
Spider-man, as just Peter Parker, went to Johnny.
"You sure Reed's ok with you partying here?'
"Relax, he and Sue are gone for the night, Ben's on vacation, it's all good"
Soon a knock on the door occurred; Johnny opened it and saw Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails.
"Sup guys, glad you could make it, and on record time too"
"Johnny I'm the fastest thing alive, and Tails is pretty quick himself, of course we made it"
"That's awesome Sonic, you doing good Tails? How are the others?"
"Fine, Amy's doing her thing, Cream's also making good of her time, by the way she says 'hi'"
"What about Vanilla?"
"She also says 'hi', thought that's about it, are you still dating her?"
"I was, though I feel like she's a little jealous these days"
"Of what?"
"Well some other girls came into our lives, like Chun Li, and things sorta fell apart"
"Player til the end eh Johnny", Sonic then playfully nudged Johnny.
"Kinda didn't want things to go that way, me and Vanilla really clicked to an extent and I like Cream, she's a really nice girl and it would be great if I could spend a little more time with her"
"You and Cream could still be friends, maybe when she decides she wants to be a hero, she could be your sidekick, you and her could work together like me and Sonic"
"Except be a whole lot better", Johnny did a smug smile.
"Yeah don't be a dick about it Johnny"
Tails' comment left Sonic, Johnny and Peter dumbfounded before they heard a crash.
"The hell happened? Aw dammit Bobby, that was my sister's"
"Not my fault, Remy did it!"
"You kidding mon ami, you knocked it over!"
"Trouble in Johnny's Paradise, right Tails?"
"Right Sonic"
Meanwhile in a secret base, Dr. Doom and Dr. Eggman are working on an evil plan.
"Just follow these plans exactly and soon we will be ruling over everything, you will have your revenge on the Fantastic Four, and I will have my revenge on Sonic"
"This better work Eggman, I won't be happy if my resources went to nothing!"
"I assure you Victor, may I call you Victor?"
"You shall call me Doom!"
"Ok fine, Doom, I assure you this will work, or my name isn't Dr. Robotnik"
"I thought you were Dr. Eggman"
"I was born Robotnik, but that damn Hedgehog coined the name "Eggman" to the point that soon everyone called me Eggman, then I adopted the name myself since it did technically make sense"
"Cause of your shape?"
"No...because of the names of my inventions"
"Fine then, doesn't matter, so long as soon all will bow before Doom, and then you can deal with your little animal farm of problems"
"Yeah and...animal farm?"
"You heard me Eggman, now when do we launch this plan"
"We launch tomorrow at noon, be prepared Dr. Doom, if I may ask where did 'Doom' come from?"
"...My last name is Von Doom, which should be obvious"
"Oh right, sorry"
"What a buffoon", Doom said under his breath.
The following morning, everyone is passed out in the top floor of the Baxter Building; Johnny slowly woke up and noticed everyone, and the time.
"Oh shit! It's 10:30, Reed and Sue will be here in a half hour! Everyone wake up!" Johnny grabbed an air horn and blew it constantly til everyone awoke.
"What the hell Johnny?" Sonic asked.
"Hey everyone, glad you're awake, hope you all slept nicely, now if you don't mind, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE QUICK!"
"It's not a house it's a-"
"Shut up Bobby!"
"What a dick" Bobby muttered.
Everyone was leaving but he grabbed Sonic, Tails and Peter, "Wait, I need some help cleaning this up"
"What's in it for us?" Sonic asked.
"Really, you're gonna pull THAT crap with me?"
Sonic simply tapped his shoe.
"Ok Fine, you jerk, I'll get you tickets to the next Nickelback concert"
"Nickelback? Eh sounds good I guess" Sonic stated.
"They ARE very talented", Peter added.
"Can I have two so I can take Cream with me?" Tails asked.
"Sure, why not"
"What about me, I could take MJ"
"And I could take Sally"
"Fine, wait I thought you were dating Amy"
"...Nooo, what makes you think I'm dating Amy?"
"Well it just makes sense, blue and pink, she seems kinda nice too so..."
"That blue and pink thing is a stupid reason to date her"
"Yeah but still..."
"Look Amy's nice but she's just not for me, well not yet, once she matures a bit then maybe I'll consider it but me and Sally are a better click for now"
"Um Johnny I thought you were in a hurry", Tails said pointing to the clock.
"Crap that's right, ok let's clean up QUICK!"
After a quick cleaning up, Reed and Sue were home.
"Hey Reed, Sue, you're home, how was it?"
"Fine Johnny, we had a nice little talk with S.H.I.E.L.D., I was able to show off my new ideas, and Tony really liked it"
"Good to hear, what about everyone else? How's Cap doing?"
"I thought you hated Cap since the guy that was gonna play you decided he'd much rather play-"
"I told you not to bring that up Sue!"
"Well sorry Johnny, I just thought-"
"Can't a guy just wonder how people are doing?" Johnny put on a bogus smile.
Sue looked a little suspicious.
"I know you're up to something Johnny, but I'll address it later, I'm gonna go take a shower, the bathrooms over there were lousy", Sue went to the bathroom.
Reed noticed Peter, Sonic and Tails.
"What brings them here so early?"
Johnny sweated a little, "Um...well I got bored and I decided to have them over, I'm sure you don't mind right, this is Peter, Sonic and Tails, good friends of ours"
"I was hoping you would have been here Mr. Richards, I always like to hear your latest awesome ideas", Tails said with a convincing smile.
"Well thank you Miles, nice to know there are others that appreciate what I have to say"
"Didn't anyone like what you had to say at that event?"
"Well a few but between Hawkeye twiddling his arrow, Thor sitting down pretty bored and little to no clue as to what I'm saying, Fury constantly checking his watch and even Solid Snake who was sitting there smoking and staring a hole through me, it wasn't the biggest highlight"
"Shame, you're a great mind Mr. Richards"
"And you young Miles are a great young-" he was interrupted by the sound of Susan screaming.
Everyone rushed to the bathroom where Sue was and instead saw Johnny Sasaki, Aran Ryan and Charmy Bee.
"You three!?" Reed pointed out.
"We have names you know", Sasaki said.
"Where's Sue!?"
"She disappeared"
"I'm right here" Sue's voice said which startled everyone.
"Sue? Where are you?" Reed asked.
"Next to you, I turned invisible when I saw these three sleeping in the bathtub".
"So, you're naked?" Sonic asked while chuckling.
"Dude, that's my sister, my MARRIED sister"
"I'm just joking"
"Yeah keep that up and you'll be in for a beating you'll literally never see coming", Sue threatened.
"Oh I get it, she's invisible and he can't see her if she's invisible", Charmy said.
"Thanks Charmy, we never could have figured that out without you", Tails said sarcastically.
"What are you people stupid or something?"
"GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!" Reed shouted.
"Fine, no need to be a dick about it", Charmy said as he left with his friends.
"Nice party though Johnny, next time bring some pints or something, it'll really liven things up", Aran said and left with his friends.
"God I really hate those people sometimes", Johnny said.
"Johnny, you threw a party? How could you-"
"Can you all leave now? I want to shower, then I'm gonna rip Johnny a new one" Sue said.
Everyone left the shower and Reed talked with the others.
"I'm annoyed you threw a party here, and I'm also annoyed that you all tricked me like that, especially you Tails, I'm very disappointed".
"Sorry Mr. Richards, when he called me and Sonic, he didn't say it was without your consent"
"Also you didn't say I couldn't have a party here"
"I figured you would have common sense not to...wait I forgot who I'm talking to here"
"What's that supposed to mean"
"Johnny you know throwing parties here is risky due to the stuff I have around, suppose one of your friends accidentally opened a portal to The Negative Zone?"
"I have it under control, note that when you came home, no mess, besides I'm not a teenager, and you're not my father"
"You're right, but I will let Sue deal with you later, she's your older sister after all"
"I'm not a kid, she can't control me either, I don't even have to stick around for this crap, I'm leaving", Johnny said and simply flew out of a nearby window.
"Dammit Johnny!"
"I'll go after him Mr. Richards", Tails said and flew off.
Reed sighed and turned to Sonic and Peter.
"So what's your excuse?"
"In my defense, I told Johnny it was a bad idea", Peter said.
"I honestly didn't care that much", Sonic bluntly stated.
"Oh, that's nice, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"Wow you're grumpy", Sonic said and sped off.
Reed looked at Peter, "Does your Aunt know you're here?"
"Oh crap I forgot, I gotta call her", Peter said and dialed his cellphone.