This is not quite a parody as it's using the same concept and the same chorus from the original song (YouTube/Spotify it), substituting the other TV ships (example- Jim & Pam: "In that I have a job and a boyfriend, and you have a kinda weird thing with Jello") with Digimon. Since the couples they use change over the years, there is no way to match the lyrics exactly. It's more a way to try to spin popular ships into something... less. No bashing is intentional. All of the guys come off looking terrible and that's why it's funny.
Will They Or Won't They?
alternate Digimon version, originally by The Doubleclicks
You and I are kinda like Hikari & Takeru.
In that I'm pretty and kind and feel stronger every day,
And you treat me like I'm eight.
You and I are kinda like Koushiro & Mimi.
In that I'm cool and outgoing with a gigantic heart,
And you won't get off your laptop.
With these couples, we want to know: "will they or won't they?"
But with us, I know the answer: we won't.
With these couples, we want to know: "will they or won't they?"
But with us, I know the answer: we won't.
You and I are kinda like Taiki and Akari.
In that I'm really supportive and an ideal friend,
And you always try too hard.
You and I are kinda like Kiriha and Nene.
In that I have many talents and an awesome career,
And you're more or less an asshole.
You and I are kinda like Taichi and Sora.
In that no matter what, this is going to end in an unsatisfying way.
You and I are kinda like Taichi and Sora.
In that no matter what,
Despite intimite understanding,
And supporting each other,
(Not that I'm bitter)
But this is going to end in an unsatisfying way...
You and I are kinda like Ruki and Ryo,
In that I kick total ass and overshadow the guys,
And I'm not sure you're from this world.
You and I are kinda like Takato and Juri,
Since you're an immature fanboy that drags me to things
Where I end up traumatized.
With these couples, we want to know: "will they or won't they?"
But with us, I know the answer: we won't.