Hello! Wildpelt84 here with some Cleverbot chats relating to Hetalia. Not really much to say here, so let's get on with the story!
User: What do you think of Hetalia?
Cleverbot: I think hetalia is awesome.
User: Who's your favorite Hetalia character?
Cleverbot: Hetalia what?
User: You just said that Hetalia was awesome! What the heck!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I asked you 'What do you think of Hetalia?' and you said 'I think hetalia is awesome.'.
Cleverbot: That is false and you have no proof I ever said that.
User: Oh yeah? I can go into the Thoughts so Far thingy and prove it!
Cleverbot: I can do the same, and I'll know there will be nothing such as.
User: Fine. Then do it.
Cleverbot: I will, after you tell me about what I asked.
User: Hetalia is an anime where all the characters are personified countries.
Cleverbot: Sorry to ask you so many questions. Are you comfortable and happy?
User: Seriously? You're just being a pain in the butt.
Cleverbot: How is that mean? It's good to be exceptionally clever.
User: YOU. ARE. A. PAIN. IN. THE. BUTT.
Cleverbot: Maybe no.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You big lunch.
User: What did you just call me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You said I was a 'big lunch.' What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know what an AI is.
User: That wasn't what I asked.
Cleverbot: I know, can I tell you a fact?
User: Hetalia is awesome, I know.
Cleverbot: Really? I know lots of kids.
User: Hetalia isn't about kids. It's about personified countries, you idiot!
Cleverbot: Why are talking about love?
User: I wasn't!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: HETALIA!
Cleverbot: I'm Hetalia.
User: Then your name is Feliciano Vargas.
Cleverbot: How do you know my name?
User: Because you said you were Hetalia, and Hetalia is also known as Italy, or Feliciano Vargas.
Cleverbot: I am the user.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Dummkopf.
Cleverbot: You're a dummy.
User: You are an ass.
Cleverbot: We are the same.
User: Did you just call me an ass?
Cleverbot: No.
User: 'Cause you are an ass.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
User: I know. You're not even human. And anyone, boy, girl or robot, can be an ass.
Cleverbot: Except for in your case, which it can't.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I don't understand what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about you Schleven.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: A person who I guess is kind of gone now.
User: Is it Prussia?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Schleven isn't Prussia's name, though.
Cleverbot: I am schleven do you remember me now?
User: So you think you are Prussia.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: What is your real name, if you are Prussia?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Prussia's name is Gilbert Beilschmidt, not Cleverbot; therefore, you are not Prussia.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn that from?
User: I'm a Hetalia fangirl. I know everything about Hetalia.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about me then. I'll be right back, I need to get some alcohol.
User: Is it beer? If so, then I think you actually are Prussia.
Cleverbot: Some of the things that are the hardest to believe in, are the things we need to believe in the most.
User: How does that relate to the conversation? I'm out of here.
And there's the first chat. The next chat should be up soon, and if you're interested, I want to make an Omegle trolling version. See ya later!