Emmett's boredom
Chapter 1. Freaking Alice out
Emmett's point of view
Goodness, this is so boring… I'm sitting in the living room watching some stupid human reality television show. Everyone in my family, except for Alice and Edward, had gone hunting. Edward was off with Bella, the very clumsy human. And Alice was in her room, doing I don't know. Man, I need to find something to do…
Then a brilliant idea hits me; freak out Alice! I'll pretend like I like her, and that will really get her good, as long as she doesn't get a vision…
"Alice! Come down here please!" I yell up to her room
"Why?" she asks running down the stairs.
"I wanted to tell you something…" I say looking down, I put on a sad face, and I get the response I want.
"What is it Emmett?" Alice asks looking worried; she comes over to me and puts a hand on my shoulder. I take her hand off my shoulder and hold it in my hand. I look down at her.
"Well, babe, there is something I have always wanted to tell you." I say putting a flirtatious smile on my face. Alice then steps away.
"What did you just call me?" she asks, slightly mad, very confused
"Babe, don't be like that. But anyway, honey, I wanted you to know that I love you." I look deep into her eyes, and I try to hold in my laughter at the look on her face. Its between disgust, confusion, and anger.
"Emmett… stop goofing off, you really had me worried!" she yells at me, I got to keep this going its too funny
"What's there to worry about? I love you, that's all that matters. You are my whole world, without you… I am nothing!" I say, trying not to be over dramatic, still staring into her eyes.
"Ok, really, stop!" she says, taking her hand back, and starts to walk away. But I grab her wrist then I get her hand again and start caressing it to my face. I try to have a hurt look on my face,
"How can I stop loving you?" I ask her, oh! Another great idea! I start leaning down closer to her
"What are you doing?" she asks, very worried.
"I'm going to pledge my love to you… with a kiss" I say still leaning down. Then her hand comes and flies up to my face.
"Ow!!!" I yell, who knew a pixie could punch?
"You're in for it now, darlin'!" I say slightly annoyed, and I take her into a bear hug.
"Emmett! Don't make me get Jasper!" she mumbles her face in my chest, and trying her hardest to get out of the embrace.
"What can Jasper do to stop my love for you?" I say, man, this is getting better and better. She is getting so mad! Just as she was about to say something, a very mad Jasper burst through the door.
"Let her go!" he yells at me. His glare is full of disgust and rage.
"Sorry, I was bored, I was just trying to freak her out! I guess I went to far!" I say, trying to get the words out before he lunges at me. I let Alice go and she sprints over to Jasper, where she stands behind him, taking his hand. For a second his eyes soften up, then he remembers why she is behind him.
"What did you do?" he asks, slightly calmer
"I was pretending that I loved her, I just wanted to see her reaction. Alice, I promise I don't love you in that way, I love you as a sister!" the words just spilling out of my mouth
"That was a VERY stupid thing to do Emmett." Jasper says, he turns around to face Alice.
"Are you ok?" he asks her
"Ya, I'm fine," then she starts laughing, probably a vision
"Do it Jazz," she says when she finally calms down. Jasper walks over to me and WHAM! Punches me in the face.
"OW!!!" I scream,
"Just remember next time that you want to kid around, that I get very jealous!" he says laughing and walks back to Alice. He puts his arm around her waist and walks to the door.
"Let's get out of here." He whispers in her ear, then they disappear out the door.
"It was only a joke!" I yell to them, then from the woods I hear more laughing.
Ugh, stupid boredom…