Inspired by an image I saw with a cartoon man shaking his finger at the viewer and saying, "Butt sex is no laughing matter."
Author's Rambling: This very short story (yes, I know it's short, please stop commenting on the shortness of the story) involves the talk of anal sex between two men. Yes. Two men. Stop telling me I'm disgusting. The rating is high enough, though it doesn't deserve more than PG13 since I've seen worse than this in movies with that rating.
Butt Sex 101
Harry snickers.
"Butt sex is no laughing matter Mr. Potter." Snape snarls.
Harry laughs louder.
Snape scowls. "Anal penetration takes concentration and skill."
Harry rolls on the floor, still laughing.
Snape shakes his head. "Imbecile. We'll see how you like it when you don't get prepared for insertion."
"Oh Sev! Just stop!" Harry's still laughing.
"I don't see what you find so amusing Mr. Potter."
"You!"
Snape looks indignant. "Me? There is absolutely nothing 'funny,'" the word is tinged with
distaste, "about me young man."
Harry wipes a tear from his eye and looks up at Snape. "You're telling me that you go around to all your lovers and give them a sex-ed course?"
Snape frowns and looks down at Harry from his impressive length of nose. "I'll have you know that they benefit greatly from my expertise."
Harry snickers. "In butt sex?"
Snape shakes his head, at a loss as to why he'd ever started a relationship with this naive boy.
Harry pouts, leans closer and sets his chin on Snape's knee. His eyes go large as he looks up at Snape from beneath thick lashes. Ah. Yes. That is why.
Snape smirks and pulls the brat up to teach him the more practical side of sexual education.