A/N: So I saw one of these ages ago and I really liked the idea so I gave it a shot...hope you guys like it
Hello everyone! I am Rose Weasley, but you probably knew that already. Well, I am here today to kill the cat. Yes, I am going to fullfill many of your wishes and I am going to give in to your curiosity and give you the most detailed insight into the Weasley/Potter family. Now why am I doing this you may ask? It is summer hols and honestly I am extremely bored. The boys are out playing a slightly brutal Quidditch match, the adults are off doing what adults do when their kids are home for vacation and want to avoid being annoyed, the girls are...hmm, honestly I do not know what the female cousin population is doing. Probably down at the lake. Any who, my Auntie Luna, who is now head publisher of the Quibbler, has been wanting a story of how the new generation of Weasleys and Potters really are. She knows us pretty well but she has been wanting the inside story from a person that has to deal with all the young idiots in the family daily. So after taking into deep consideration I have accepted the job and have created detailed profiles of all the youngsters in the family. Now, when I mean family I mean everyone with the surname of Weasley or Potter, but also certain people who have squeezed themselves into our lives and are considered family by everyone. That and they have received the famous Weasley sweater knitted personally by Grandma Molly. If you received mention sweater it is like the opening ritual to start answering when someone yells "Weasley!" I mean, its like Grandma's way of saying "Welcome to the family, now who do you wish to marry?" Not kidding mates, if you get a sweater start fishing before all the good cousins are taken. The sweater is fool proof. Grandma gave it to Uncle Harry and he married Auntie Ginny, she gave 'em to Mum and she married Dad, she gave them to Teddy and I am almost sure he should be proposing to Victorie soon is the lazy arse just gets up and goes to buy the bloody ring! Anyhow, if by any chance you are reading this and seem to have receiver cursed sweater do start setting your eyes on someone. And if this is Lily reading the answer is still NO! Not in a million years! Without further interruptions I guess I should start from oldest to youngest. Enjoy :)
THEODORE REMUS LUPIN
Parentage: Son of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Also, most commonly known as "Teddy". Godson of Harry James Potter, a.k.a The Chosen One, The Boy Who lived, Heir of Slytherin, Fourth Wizard Champion, Slayer of You-Know-Who (it annoys Uncle Harry when I add titles after his name :).
Description: Hmmmm...this is a tough one. You see, dear Teddy is the world's largest mood ring, he is a metamorphmagus meaning he can change his appearance at will. His natural hair color though is brown, his eyes...I really do not know, they never stay the same color twice so it is hard to notice. He tends to demonstrate what he's felling thorugh his hair. If he is mad lets say because certain cousin (James) decided it would be funny to pelt him with penuts his hair takes a mean shade of red that puts all Weasleys to shame. If he is is nervous because he ask random girl (Victorie) out on a date to Hogsmade it turns a light shade of purple and so on. He is usually good at hiding his emotions but once in a while he...tends...to...snap! Teddy is huge. I think the bloke is closer to seven feet than six! I guess speaking without the whole he-is-like-my-cousin mentality, he's a pretty handsome looking guy.
Personality: Teddy is the perfect example of what the ideal older brother should be. He will teach you how to ride your first bike and then rush to your aid if you accidentally crash into an unsuspecting tree (Lily), he will give you girl advise if he catches you struggling to ask the girl you like out (Hugo), he will hug you if he finds you crying and then go beat up the git that made you cry (Molly). He is in other words the most normal person out of our generation of Weasleys and that is saying something considering the mental stress he goes through daily keeping everyone out of trouble and from killing each other. Quite the feat when you are not in Hogwarts anymore.
Greatest Flaw: I love you Teddy but you are the world's biggest procrastinator. I do not know how you made it out of school with such good marks when half of the time Victorie had to wrestle you down to do your homework. Although amusing it did cause everyone nausea when you guys made up afterward. I swear I sometimes wondered if you only did it to eat Victorie's face off. But then again, you did it way before you two began dating. You gave us headaches just watching you try to finish all of your assignments the day before they were due.
Likes: Teddy adores meat. I swear the kid will die if he does not eat meat for more than two days. This is most probably because his father was a werewolf and could of possibly passed some canine traits to him. He also will kill for pumpkin pie. Give the boy his pie and he will kiss your feet, not joking, I have witnessed it.
Dislikes: If you want to die, shove black licorice wands down his throat. He will murder you in an instant. Do not ask him to make his elephant face, I don't know why, he just doesn't like it. Do not, under any circumstance make doggie jokes in front of him, he will take it personally and hold a grudge. Peanuts! Teddy is horribly allergic to them...which is probably why he doesn't like to do his elephant imitations. You can thank a certain wise Weasley (Louis) who dropped a considerate amount of peanuts down his trunk while doing his tricks in a party which resulted in him swelling to the size of the animal who he was paying tribute to. He hates lies more than anything. If you live you have better had a good reason behind it because he does not take lying lightly.
House: He is, as expected, a proud lion. He is the first one of the second generation to be sorted into Gryffindor. He became a prefect on his 5th year and sadly did not make it to Head Boy. He was Quidditch captain for his last year and that year was the year Gryffindor house first won the Cup since the days of our parents on Hogwarts where Uncle Harry was captain.
Quidditch Position: Uncle Harry began training Teddy since he was five so Teddy can play pretty much every position rather well. His favorite one though, and the one which he played for in the Gryffindor team, is beater. He has one of the meanest swings anyone has seen since the time of the Uncle Fred and George's years in Hogwarts.
Relationship Status: What does he look for in a girl? Well you have to be his age. Teddy doesn't lie older women or younger ones by years, he says he feels too pedophile. He likes French girls. He wouldn't mind if you had Veela blood in you. You have to, have to be blond. He likes girls who are gentle but can kick anyone's arse if needed...That are pretty much all the requirements and-oh yeah! You have to have the name of Victorie Weasley. Sorry, if you are not, have never been, or will not be Victorie Weasley then that is a deal breaker. Teddy has been deeply in love with Victorie since birth. They have been best friends and it seemed like that is the only way Victorie wanted it but thankfully by their 6th year they had become an item. I am so sorry for all Teddy fans out there that had hoped that after reading this they will try to win my handsome cousin's heart but I am afraid the sweater worked its magic and this Weasley is sold.
Sweater Status: Like I said, Teddy is as good as married. Grandma Molly presented Teddy his first sweater on his very first Christmas and has received one every year ever since. His sweater color varies, Grandma never makes it the same color paying tribute to his amazing gift. It usually always has a big "T" in the center, a little teddy bear on the upper left side of the chest, or a beaters bat.
Occupation: Teddy has been out of Hogwarts for four years now. He is an amazing potions master but instead of going into the Healer branch or something in the likes he decided to take after Uncle Fred and George and use his skills for the greater good of pranking. He works in WWW with coming up with new drinkable products like more potent love potions or imitations of Felix Felicies and the likes.
Interesting Fact: Teddy is afraid of butterflies. Don't ask me what triggered the phobia but he just is. I remember one time that we were out camping and we were attacked by bees, he was okay with that, laughed as we ran away from them. But then as we sat one day to eat lunch, a butterfly landed on his knee and he went berserk. He jumped up and began running in circles and continued even after we told him the butterfly was long gone.