"LIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT-KUUUUUUUNNNNNN!"
"Godammit L, have you been eating Misa's cake again? I told you, the cake was a lie!"
"But the author doesn't even play Portal. She just likes the song Still Alive at the end."
"Correct. Now let's make out."
"WHAT THE CAKE THIS IS A YAOI"
"No. Oh em gee fire!"
"FIRE! BURN!"
"L are you an arsonist?"
"Why yes I am."
"What's your name?"
"Zim."
"MUAHAHAHA!" Kira wrote the name in the notebook. Forty seconds later, L collapsed, clutching his heart.
"That was eas-"
"PSYCHE! KIRA! Wow, should've done that a long time ago."
"Hi Matsuda! What are you doing here!"
"L figured out you were Kira."
"I smart."
"MISA HEARD LIGHT KIRA NO LIGHT NO DIE HI L HI MATSUDA L YOU BASTARD I WILL EAT YOUR FACE ON YOUR CAKE DIE MMMMMPHHHH-"
"Matsuda, now that we got those people out of the way, wanna have sex?" Mogi and Soichiro had successfully restrained Misa and Light and left.
"Sure."
And then they had sex and ate cake the end.
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