A few years ago, when George Bush The Second argued with rocks and the EU separated to its money crisis and Greece was sold to Neo-Soviet Union, one Japanese-Finnish-American NERV organization developed the world's first multi-purpose working robot, called Angel. Angel was supposed to work with jobs the youth was not interested in, for example, cleaning the bathroom, replacing the knob of flag pole and being a singer for NightWish. The angel had a Swiss Workaholic's brain, so it couldn't ask increases in salary or vacation. The angel was found out to be useful and more of them were built. Just when NERV started to design Angel 2.0, who would be able to build Nokia mobile phones and adopt children from Middle-East, things went down in the ass
Galactic Conqueror called Big Bad, who hated Mankind for some reason, hacked into all the Angels in the world and started a rebellion against the humanity. Now the rescuers of labor shortage had become a dangerous army, which destroyed a large part of humanity. Angels were strong thanks to their humongous robots, which were built of metal, minerals, and dead people's body parts. And so, in 2015, the only non Angel-ruled areas of the world were the East Coast of U. S. and Japan, who used the NERV's new weapons Giant Robots called "Evangelions", as well as Finland, because there Angels were taken away by united power of Mikael Granlund, angry birds and Santa Claus.
But let's get back to America, where the NERV is fighting against his own creation with Evangelion-robots. The first EVAs were built as early as 2013, but they did not do anything but dance. First functioning Evangelion was built as early as 2014, but it was already too late because the robots had already taken over the half of the U.S. According to NERV the only way to stop the Big Bad and the angels is to destroy the machine that controls all the Angels nicknamed "Jesus." Big Bad's headquarters are located nearby New York so he would be able to send giant robots faster to attack NERV. NERV's defense was collapsing, and the organization wanted to build more Evangelion. The Evangelions, however, needed a pilot who could control the robot and give it commands. Being a pilot, however, was a dangerous task, and pilot couldn't be anyone but pilot had to be under 16 years old, because that young people had the best ability to control giant robots.
Even those young people do not have to be anybody else, and they were supposed to be the grandchildren of the people who Dead Sea Scrolls named. people mentioned in the Scrolls had once met the Big Bad, and there were six of them. Only one has been found, the other five are lost, and the NERV was afraid that some of these had died in the attacks by the angels. However, one day, just before the end of the time was knocking the door, another one was found.
This was the beginning of a Farce, whose name violated the copyrighta, so its code name is ...
Chosen Ones of Dead Sea Scrolls who fought against the Abnormal, and that's another story