Soren's red eyes held a surprisingly icy glare on them. To be fair, Ike and Mia were not in the most pleasurable position- okay, actually they were in a very pleasurable position. But the problem was where they were. Thanks to Mia leaning a little too close to Ike's lap, the two of them were stuck on the couch of the break room without shirts on. Mia, while not incredibly embarrassed, was a little flustered.. Ike, however, seemed annoyed that he was cockblocked.

"Soren, would you mind leaving the room? I'm in the middle of something."

Soren's voice held the same annoyed tone it always did, " Ike, can I ask why you and Mia are in the break room, stripping each other?"

"Well you see Soren, when two people are in a relationship, they get horny. When they get horny, they want sex. And when they want sex, this happens."

Soren's emotions were unchanged, "Ike, I will tell you the same thing I told Boyd and Titania. No sex in the break room."

Ike seemed amused that Soren had to tell those two that, but he quickly realized what Soren had just said, "Are you telling me what I can and cannot do in my own company?"

"Yes."

Ike seemed to ponder this. Then, abruptly, he started to take off Mia's pants.

"Ike, what the hell are you doing?"

"Listen to me. He won't stay if we just keep going. We'll just make it so passionate and awkward for him that he'll have to leave."

Mia saw right through his lies, "You just want to have sex."

"Of course. When did I say I didn't?"

Mia smirked, but she wasn't exactly in the mood anymore after that interruption. Ike, as if reading her mind, put his left hand in her panties and started biting her neck. Now entirely in the mood, Mia remembered why they were doing this and started to moan even louder than usual.

"OH IKE, YES TOUCH ME MORE!"

Ike played along as well. With surprising swiftness, Ike removed the rest of his clothing. "Only if you touch me."

Mia, now forgetting that Soren was still in the room, turned completely silent. Now on a serious mission, she didn't waste any time in sucking him. Not exactly touching him, but Ike didn't seem to mind. However, Ike held on longer than you'd expect for someone who had been waiting with such an incredible lack of patience. He started growling, and this must have gone on for nearly ten minutes.

"Could you two move on? Mia's still in her clothes."

Ike and Mia turned to find out that they had underestimated Soren's will to enforce the rules. Not only was he still in the room, he pulled up a chair and was watching with a notepad.

"Tell me, how often do you begin with blowjobs? I'd like to know for my research."

Soren was using the same tactic Ike and Mia tried on him. Only difference, this time it worked. Mia, finally feeling embarrassed, quickly put on the rest of her clothes and bolted, only saying that she'd stay the night at her place tonight. Ike and Soren looked at each other.

"Hm. Not only have my rules been enforced, but you've even been punished for trying to break them. Tell me, how is that erection doing?"

"YOUR rules?"

Soren smirked, the first bit of emotion he had all day, "Yes. Since I seem to be the only one following them, I suppose they are my rules."

Ike's sounded crushed, "You're the only person I know who can enforce the rules on his boss."

Soren's smirk turned into a smile, "Naturally."

The two parted ways, not speaking another word. Ike and Mia's vengeance would come later, when Soren discovered Mia's bra, "accidentally" forgotten in his study. But, for tonight, Soren walked away as the man who could make even the goddess slayer back in defeat.