Hey everyone! I'm doryfishie and I guess you're reading my fanfic...um, yeah. I hope it's not too bad, and I can't honestly give a good reason for writing it except I was bored. I don't claim to be a good writer, so constructive criticism is always accepted. I apologize in advance for any rambling I do. XD

disclaimer: I would hate to own Naruto, personally. I might want a few ((cough)) characters as slaves though...

Chapter 1: the mission is assigned

It all started at Ichiraku Ramen. It was the place he did most of his contemplating, as Naruto constantly dragged him over to the stand, and there was nothing better to do other than listen to the dobe's constant babbling.

He was deliberating, simply put, his second 'ambition'. Sasuke knew what it took to have kids, and wasn't adverse to it, except for the small part that the female played.

Females.

God they were annoying.

He had yet to meet a female that he could tolerate for the long periods of time known as pregnancy. Sasuke knew any woman's hormones would be hay-wire during that particular time, and was sure he could prepare himself for that, but Sasuke was not stupid. He was not going to start with an overly hormonal female and add even more estrogen. Normalcy would be necessary.

That cut quite a bit of the limited female he knew off his mental list. Sakura was out, Uchiha's did not have pink hair. Hinata was also off; their child could produce some weird sharingan-byakugan hybrid, and the point of this exercise was for the sharingan to be passed on. Ino would be put on the bottom of the hypothetical list due to her hormones, lower ninja capability, and the fact she was a fan-girl.

Naruto cut off his train of thought when he stood up; declaring he was done. He then looked pointedly at Sasuke.

'Dobe' he thought as he reached into his pocket to pull out his wallet. Sasuke had learned that it took less energy to simply pay, then to start an argument.

After his change was returned, he set off. As this was lunch on a day that Naruto had announced as a 'free day', Sasuke didn't have to train. He wandered aimlessly throughout the streets of Konoha; his thoughts returning to his one ambition that had yet to be completed.

The thoughts though, refused to come, and Sasuke silently berated both himself for lack of knowledge on kunoichi, and the village for lack of supply. As he reached his apartment and let himself in, he racked his brain for all the women he knew, going through a checklist of sorts.

His results were not good to say the least, but better than expected:

Rookie Nine:

already covered, only possible one was Ino. There was Hinata's sensei...but she was already involved with Asuma.

Chuunin Exams:

There was that Hyuuga...no that was a guy. But his friend, the one with the buns could do. Seemed reasonable, with ninja skills as she trained with Hyuuga, and her appearance wouldn't diminish the Uchiha look too much. However, Sasuke was sure that Hyuuga wouldn't release his teammate to him willingly. Better put her in the middle.

There was also that wind girl. She beat Hyuuga's teammate, so there were definite ninja skills, but Uchiha was primarily fire element. Shrugging, he moved to her appearance, deciding that it would not be a complication. She did have a dominant air around her, but that could be a pleasant trade. She would be closer to the top.

The second proctor was female. She had been taught by Orochimaru, but was rather...odd. And older. She went to the bottom as he imagined a the hyperactive woman prancing around with the Sharingan and shivered. Her being taught by Orochimaru kept her on the list, but only just.

That was basically his extent of Konoha (and Suna) kunoichi. It was not a good prospect. No one seemed to meet his criteria perfectly. Boiled down to a bare minimum they were not hard requirements to set, he certainly met all three,and there were some ninja that did possess those qualities...right? Hyuuga wasn't annoying...except with that odd obsession with his hair and the byakugan.

Gaara wasn't particularly annoying. Well, the demonic sand could be considered creepy, and talking to your mom who is apparently in your head would be considered abnormal, those habits had stopped. Hopefully.

Sasuke sighed. He needed a jutsu that would turn males into females but without the estrogen, as that was what caused women to be so annoying. Well, it was the most likely cause.

So now he was back to two ambitions. God how he wished Orochimaru wasn't dead. The snake had a crap load of jutsu, one of them was bound to be a gender switching one. As Sasuke lay on his couch, he stared up at the ceiling while racking his brains for anything useful the Sannin could have taught him.

Finding none, not that he had tried that hard, as most useless jutsu usually came back while using the sharingan during a fight. Typical.

Letting out another long breath, the former avenger got up, sat down again at his desk, and pulled out a blank mission scroll. However, just as he was about to put his brush to the paper, he paused. He didn't need to write a simple reconnaissance mission down. It was personal, so the Hokage wouldn't care, and if anyone were to find the finished scroll...

And so, informal mission 'second ambition' was assigned to one Uchiha Sasuke, to be completed in his own time, but as quickly as possible.

No sweat right?

Hehehe, short chapter right? Well, it's just a starter, I tend to write more as the story goes on.

Reviews would be appreciated, as I have a short attention span, and knowing people will get angry if I don't finish this would really help motivate me!