A/N - I own nothing.

Yes, this is the third WolfStar story I have going on.

If you don't like slash, I suggest you look away now, I'm writing this one as a bit of fun and for the challenge, the chapters will be short, but hopefully more regular then my other stories.

If you're here reading this, I'm guessing you ship WolfStar, so check out my other two WolfStar stories.

This is for the Smut University Challenge!

The story prompt I was given for this challenge: Sirius finds a series of erotic novels in the book shop and decides he wants to act out some of the choicer scenes, now all he needs is a partner.

This chapters prompt = TONGUE.

"James, look what I've found. I can get this for Remus, it's the perfect present!" Sirius said, waving a book in James face, excitedly.

James took the book from Sirius, prising the other boys fingers from the clearly wonderful find, (judging by the look on Sirius' face), and read the cover. "In love with a Lycan?"

"Read below that," Sirius said, thrusting his hand in front of the book and pointing to some smaller writing.

"Gay erotica?" James asked, sighing slightly.

Sirius nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, it's perfect."

"You don't know he's gay." James pointed out.

Sirius rolled his eyes. "Ok, I'll buy him one about straight werewolves too and we'll see which one he reads."

James scanned the shelf for a moment. "The Tale of the Werewolves Heart," he said, picking it up.

Sirius shook his head. "I'm 80% sure that he's gay, in fact we'll get him drunk tomorrow night, and ask him."

"Just because you want to shag him..."

"Don't talk about Remus like that, I don't just want to shag him, he means more then that to me," Sirius growled, getting in James' face.

James took a step back. "Okay, correction, you want to shag him and you want to be in a relationship with him..."

Sirius nodded, "because I love him," he added.

"Because you love him," James repeated, rolling his eyes.

Sirius just grinned at him.

James continued talking "Well you need to do it soon, we have what... about 3 months until school is over for good, and we go out into the real world. It might be more difficult when he has his own bedroom in our flat, rather then sharing a room, and that would give him time to go out and meet someone else too."

Sirius nodded. "You're right!" He grabbed a few more books, opening one and reading aloud.

"I didn't choose you to be my mate, the wolf chose you, and now I'm stuck, trapped in this hell of a relationship," Amoux snarled.

The girl, a few years his junior had the same look of disgust on her face. "Nor I you," she snapped back, her tone angering the werewolf.

"Sirius, why are you reading straight porn?"

Amoux turned to leave the room, but he breathed in and was met with the scent of her arousal, and froze.

He turned back, the amber eyes, boring into her blue eyes, as she nervously ran her hand through her long brown hair.

"Serena," he whispered, stalking towards her, his eyes filled with lust. She backed up from the doorway, and her legs hit the edge of the bed as she sank down onto it."

"Have you turned straight and forgot to tell me?" James asked, but Sirius ignored him.

He ripped her underwear from her body and buried his nose between her legs, taking in the smell of her arousal, before gently running his tongue..."

Sirius snorted with laughter, and he added the book to his pile. "That's good for a straight guy right?"

James thought for a second. "Why not," he shrugged, "If Moony doesn't want the straight books, maybe I'll take them off his hands."

Sirius raised an eyebrow. "There are no pictures, you know that right?"

James shrugged. "Doesn't matter," he said.

Sirius continued scanning the covers of the books on the shelf. "Hurry up before he finds us, this is your only chance to get him a present from here," James said, watching the door. Sirius sped up and quickly grabbed some books, and took the books to the counter.

The women behind the till looked at him strangely, "Birthday present," he replied, offering his most charming smile, as he paid for the stack of books. The shopkeeper wrapped the books, and he shrunk them and put them into his bag.

Just as he had put them away, Remus walked into the bookshop. "Here you both are, I've been looking everywhere for you," he said, frowning between his friends.

"We lost you, so came here thinking it was the first place you'd go," James lied smoothly.

"You ran away from me," Remus said, his eyebrow raised, and arms folded. "I saw you do it." His gaze moved from a shifty looking James, to an even shiftier looking Sirius, who was closing his bag. "Don't tell me you bought a book?"

Sirius walked over to him, ignoring his question. "It's okay mate, I'll make it up to you."

Remus' mouth twitched. "You will? How?"

"I'll buy you some chocolate."

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