this is my first fanfic, please dont flame me
Disclaimerness:I dont own naruto/any characters in this story, except for the bunny
Two people in red and black cloaks were walking through a forest, well one of them was, the other one was hopping around, talking his freaking head off, and the other one was obviously very irritated.
"... and thats why tobi likes bunnies!!", said the talkative one, while hopping around like a rabbit.
"Tobi..."
"Yes, senpai?", asked tobi, continuing with his hopping.
"STOP JUMPING AROUND LIKE A RETARD, YOU'RE IN THE AKATSUKI, AND WE DON'T LIKE RABBITS, UN!!"screamed the other one, while punching Tobi on the top of his head, knocking him to the ground.
"D-D-Deidara-senpai, you c-could have just asked Tobi", the masked man said sounding like he was about to cry. Then a bunny hopped by...
"Oooooooh, look a bunny!!", Tobi yelled while starting to chase after a poor bunny that just happened to come by that very moment.
"TOBI GET BACK HERE, UN!", deidara yelled after him. He started to follow, but then realized that he didn't care, and continued walking. He was enjoying the silence.'what did I do to get him as a partner', he thought, then sighed.
A few hours later Deidara took a break from walking and ate some food he had packed. It was nice not having Tobi around for once. He finished eating and decided to take a short nap.
Deidara woke up to a strangely familiar -and annoying- voice.
There was a man with bandages over his left eye, and black spiked hair, poking his leg with a stick while yelling,"Hey, lady, wake up!!", at the top of his lungs.
"I'M NOT A GIRL, TOBI, UN!!"deidara yelled.
"Well get a haircut then, and my name is Obito."
This got him a punch in the face, courtesy of Deidara."If you're gonna pretend you're not you, at least make up a better name, un. Now where's your mask?"
"What mask?", he asked looking at Deidara like he was crazy, "Did you hit your head?"
"No, I didn't hit my head, un!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes,un!!"
Then Tobi jumped out of a nearby bush,holding a very scared looking rabbit.
"Tobi caught the bunny, senpai!" he screamed while holding the poor defenceless rabbit up in the air to show Deidara.
Deidara's eyes widened as he looked back and forth between the two."HUH?!"he said.
"Tobi caught the bunny. See?", he said holding the rabbit up to Deidara again.
"Maybe I did hit my head", he said to himself while walking away from the two.
"...Who are you?"
"I'm Obito."
"Tobi's name is Tobi."
"Why are you talking in third person?"
"Because pronouns eat your soul!" Tobi said in a creepy voice, before he burst out laughing. Then he ran after Deidara, leaving a confused Obito standing there with a bunny.
"..."
Like I said before, dont flame me, or I will find out where you live, find a dull and rusty knife, stab you repeatedly with it, through salt and vinegar into the open wounds and then proceed to catching you on fire. Or not, Im to lazy, and I dont own a rusty knife...