Authors Note: We do not own the Akatsuki, Gaara, Gackt, or Game Informer! If you don't like this then you don't have to read it...

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Jestiny: Hey there KK!
Hidan: :glare:
Jestiny: Why do I have to babysit the person who doesn't like me again?
Kitty Kate: Because I have to babysit everyone else.
Zetsu: I'm hungry.
Kitty Kate: Well to bad.
Jestiny: GACKT FORBID!
Hidan: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jestiny: MAKE ME BITCH!
Hidan: :takes out scythe:
Jestiny: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! T.T :runs to Kitty Kate: Hidan-chan is being a meanie!
Kitty Kate: Stop being a meanie Hidan or else I will spell your name wrong.
Tobi: TOBI GOOD BOY! Tobi got Kitty Kate and Jestiny an orange.
Kitty Kate: we love you Tobi! .
Jestiny: :huggles Tobi: I wuv you! :says that in I Feel Pretty voice:
Hidan: :Sulking from jealousy:
Kitty Kate: Stop being jello Hiden. Tobi is the best.
Deidara: Why do you have to watch us. We are adults.
Kitty Kate: Because Tobi is a good boy.
Hidan: That made no sense stupid! And I'm not fucking jello!
Jestiny: :finishes like 100th bottle of sake that she drank secretly: I FEEL PRETTY!
Kitty Kate: Well pie is good. Jashin does not exsist.
Zetsu: :Starts reading a magasine:
Deidara: I think you made Hidan angry.
Hidan: :his eye twitches and begins to chase Kitty Kate around with his scythe: GET OVER HERE YOU BITCH!
Jestiny: :running around in circles like someone on drugs: PRETTY!
Kitty Kate: :Hides behind Deidara: Deidara! Blow him up.
Deidara: But he is immortal.
Kitty Kate: I DON'T CARE!
Zetsu: :Eats the magasine he is reading:
Jestiny: :jumps ontop of Hidan: PRETTY!
Hidan: :blushes:
Jestiny: RAWR!
Hidan: O.O
Kitty Kate: It's okay Daidara, Hidan dosen't need to be blown up any more.
Zetsu: :Goes around finding more magasines and eating them:
Tobi: Zetsu is eating Jestiny's Game Informers!
Jestiny: :jumps ontop of Zetsu and starts biting on his arm: Sa-Lad! PRETTY! I like sa-lad! :continues trying to eat Zetsu's arm:
Hidan: Should we stop her dammit?
Kitty Kate: No. He deserves it.
Deidara: Why?
Kitty Kate: Because he eats people.
Tobi: TOBI GOOD BOY!
Kitty Kate: YES HE IS!
Zetsu: Get her off of me!
Kitty Kate: No.
Pain: Why is there so much noise?
Kitty Kate: Well. You see. Zetsu and Hidan are planing on how to beat you up so you see me and Jestiny are trying to stop them.
Pain: Well then. Good job. I'll just stay out here and watch.
Kitty Kate: OKAY!
Jestiny: PRETTY! :drooling all over Zetsu's arm:
Hidan: :sighs and starts looking through Jestiny's Box of Stuff:
Kakuzu: What ya doin?
Hidan: Looking at Jestiny's stuff...:pulls out a huge and fat photo album with it filled with pictures of Gackt: WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!
Itachi: Idiot...getting jealous over something like that. :secretely jealous:
Gaara: Hey. It's me. Sasori. I was wondering. What are our plans for later.
Sasori: :Drunk: HEY EVERYONE! LOOK! THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
Kitty Kate: CLONES! AHHHHHHHHH! :Runs around in circles:
Pain: THEY AREN"T CLONES! This one is an imposter. :Walks over to the real Sasori: Sasori dosn't get drunk so this one must be the fake!
Deidara: Well then. Lets beat him up.
Kitty Kate: Okay. I'll just watch.
Everyone except Kitty Kate, Jestiny, Zetsu, Tobi, and Gaara: :Attacks Sasori:
Jestiny: :starts poking Gaara: It's my fluffy teddy! :clings to Gaara:
Konan: Hey Jestiny only does that to Gaara when she's drunk!
Hidan: :glaring at the photo album: Seriously who is that?
Itachi: :gets on Jestiny's laptop and looks it up: Apparently someone named Gackt...
Hidan: 0.0#
Kitty Kate: NO! GAARA IS MINE! :pokes Jestiny:
Deidara: I thought you liked me.
Kitty Kate: I do. But your old.
Gaara: :Escapes in the corn-fusion:
Tobi: TOBI GOOD BOY!
Kitty Kate:YES HE IS! Hey. Where did Gaara go?
Zetsu: I don't know.
Kitty Kate: YOU ATE HIM!
Zetsu: No I didn't.
Kitty Kate: YES YOU DID! I HATE YOU! :Cries then attacks Zetsu while crying:
Jestiny: NO! I ate him! :amazingly not drunk anymore:
Everyone but Kitty Kate: O.O
Hidan: Why the fuck do you have damned pictures of Gackt!
Jestiny: :takes photo album: YAY GACKT!
Kitty Kate: :Passes out:
Zetsu: :Passed out from being beat up by Kitty Kate:
Pain: Is anyone else going to pass out?
Jestiny: :passes out from having pictures of Gackt:
Hidan and Itachi: :sulks in a corner from jealousy:
Zetsu: :glaring at Jestiny for trying to eat him:
Hidan and Itachi: :Passes out from sulking too much:
Zetsu: :Fully passes out from glaring at Jestiny:
Everyone else except Pain: :Passes out for the fun of it:
Pain: :Goes into his office and reads his porno magasines:
Konan: :Comes back from vacation and sees everyone passed out: :Sighs: :Walks into Pain's office: Hi Pain.
Pain: Hey Konan.
Konan: :Kisses Pain:

THE END!

A/N: A lot of this stuff is complicated and may or may not be explained in future thingies...well yes and also I know that no one is in character but that is exactly what we wanted...tune in next time!