Orion Pax, Old Lady Liberian
By Fanatic97
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Takes place during Orion Pax Part 1
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(Nemesis)
Throughout the ship, all was quiet. The Decepticons had been working for days on end since the Events
with Unicron and Orion Pax, Formally Optimus Prime, now with lost Memoires, had joined the crew.
Most of the Decepticons were in recharge, except for the Skeleton crew that ran the ship at night, the
Skeleton Crew, commanded by Soundwave, Stayed up, and then recharged during the day. As
Soundwave sat at his post, he tapped an idle finger. He had been staying up without recharge for a while
now. Lord Megatron had charged him with keeping an Optic on Orion Pax, throughout the day, and the
night, so he had his optics on the Security Monitors constantly. Soundwave never let his optics wander
from Orion's room, after all, should Orion be faking having lost his memories, Soundwave would be the
first to notified Megatron, to Terminate him. But, it appeared that Orion, while having many questions,
was indeed not faking the loss of his memories. Even still, Soundwave had to monitor him day and Night.
Suddenly, he heard something. It sounded like pounding feet. He looked around, then his optics
snapped right back to the security Monitors. Soundwave assumed that it was just the Crew, walking the
halls. Then, the Nemesis, suddenly titled toward the left, then it tilted toward the right. Soundwave,
looked at the bridge security cameras, there was static, they had been shut down. Then, the lights began
to flicker on and off, and then, The Security Cameras started top fizz out. Soundwave toke off running
toward the bridge, his legs, propelling him faster and faster. He burst into the bridge room, to see
Several Vehicons on duty, straighten out the controls. One of them, turned to face Soundwave.
"Sorry Soundwave,"
He pointed to two other Vehicons.
"These two here having an argument and knocked each other into the controls."
"It wasn't our Fault!"
one of the accused Vehicons replied. Then, Several Blasts came out of nowhere and the two Vehicons
fell over, offline. Soundwave and the others turned to see Megatron in the Bridge Doorway. His optics
aflame. His fusion cannon, smoking. He grunted, and then turned back and then shuffled back into his
room. Soundwave just shook his head, and then walked back to the security room. After he left, another
Vehicon, by the name of Steve, nicknamed by his crewmates ran in.
"Did it work?"
He asked. The Vehicon that had addressed soundwave nodded, then grunted,
"And we lost Ron and Pete because of it; I hope what you did will be ample enough Opportunity to get you out of the red zone with the others for this "prank."
"Trust me,"
Steve said, confidently.
"When you see that Liberian tomorrow, you will laugh so hard the sound of afts falling on the floor will be heard throughout the ships halls"
Steve broke out laughing as the other Vehicons watched in confusion. Back in the security room, soundwave watched it all happen. Then, his monitor face lit up, with Steve's face and those exact words.
"When you see that Liberian tomorrow, you will laugh so hard the sound of afts falling on the floor will be heard throughout the ships halls."
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Nemesis Energon Recharge station.
Orion Pax, was confused. Throughout the entire day, he had heard Vehicons snickering as he went past,
some even broke out into laughter. He couldn't see anything wrong with his body. Was his face making
a funny face and it was frozen like that? Or, had someone painted something on his back.? He was dying
to know, but it seemed that no one would tell him, and he also noticed that all reflective surfaces had
disappeared in the ship. He walked into the Recharge station. At that same time Soundwave walked in
from another hallway. Megatronus was just finishing refueling when he saw Orion. Knockout,
Breakdown, and Arachnid, also saw Orion and stopped what they had been doing. Several Vehicons, and
then Breakdown, broke out laughing. Orion seethed with anger.
"WHAT ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING AT!?"
He roared. No on bothered to answer him, because they were all laughing, except Megatron. Who then
promptly, stood up and then ripped out his refueling cables. HE then fired his fusion cannon into the air,
and bellowed, '
"SILENCE!'"
Everyone went quiet. Soundwave, then walked up towards Orion. And finally, Orion got to see what all
the Laughter was out. On his helm, had been a humongous grey wig, on his faceplate was red lipstick,
and a pair of eye glasses had been tapped to his Optics, and someone had also painted wrinkles on his
faceplate was well, just below his Optics. Then, he also noticed a pair of Earrings taped to the sides of his
helm. Orion gaped, and then he went lip, and he just stared at then visage of himself in Soundwaves
face. It was hard however, as Soundwave's frame was shaking. Obviously he has trying to hold back not
talking and burst out in laughter as well. Then, Megatron, walked up behind the still shaking Soundwave.
"Soundwave, do you have any idea who put Orion here into his Condition?" He asked, his optics
lowering to the point where they were narrow slits.
"WELL!?"
He bellowed. Orion was taken aback by this. Even though Megatronus was defending him, did he really
have to shout at his most loyal comrade? Soundwave then played back the recording. "When you see
that Liberian tomorrow, you will laugh so hard the sound of afts falling on the floor will be heard
throughout the ships halls." Steve, how was in the room, nearly fainted.
"SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Megatron roared. Soundwave ran off, no doubt to avoid his leaders wraith, and to laugh his head off.
Orion's wig was blown off his head by the roars fury. He blinked and then Megatronus turned to Knock
Out. He pointed at Orion's face.
"Make sure, that you get all the paint off."
He growled. Knock out gulped, and then walked over toward Orion, and then grabbed his arm.
"Come on Orion."
He said, nudging him out.
"Let's go get that offense stuff off of you, and then you can recharge."
"But I?'
Orion was about to ask about Steve, but he decided against it, seeing as how It was how Megatronus must do things on the ship. Although he wondered what kind of punishment would cause Everyone else, including Breakdown and Arachnid, to run off in a panic.
Megatron towered over Steve, who sat cowering. His face was Grim, as he radioed Breakdown.
"Breakdown, find me a wig, a big one." He then, lowered his hand as his face then grew into a cruel
Smirk as Steve gulped.
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Several Hours later, Orion walked out of the Med bay. He was very glad to get out of there, as Knockout,
had painted his face back to normal, but buffed it, and then told him he had to wait an hour for it to dry
so he could put on the second coat, and that he could not move either hours.
"I'll Never understand him."
He thought to himself. As he walked down a long corridor, he came across Steve the Vehicon. Who
looked A LOT different from when he last saw him. Now, he was wearing a big and poofy old timey
dress, with REALLY big glasses, and with Lipstick, earrings that were large enough that a Minicon could
use them as chin bars, and a Wig the size of Orion's arm. Steve stormed briskly past, pretending not to
notice Orion.
Orion, stared after him for a little bit, then grumbling to himself he went back to his Quarters.
"I shall never understand life here on Megatronus's Ship."
"Not now, nor never."
THE END!
/MORETHAN MEETSTHEYE/
(breaks down laughing)
I honestly did that wiring this little piece, anyway remember R7R
OR MEAGTRON WILL PUT YOU IN A POOFY BALLGOWN!