one-shot if anyone wants to start a story from this it's fine just let me know :) so i can read it :)

*Room of requirements*
Hagrid: harry harry I got a dragon!
Harry: yer mate that's great...
Hagrid looks behind harry*
draco: err hi...
*Draco is naked on a large king bed fitted with fine black silk covers*
Hagrid: harry you s'dnt be ha'ging with the dark side *leans in to whisper* they follow you-know-who
harry: *fakes gasp* really H well I better give him the sexing... I mean hexing of his life
Hagrid: you sh'uld... I pro'ise I won't tell the headmaster
harry: thanks H well I better get on *cough*hexing
Hagrid: 'k bye
*closes door and harry turns to Draco*
harry: well Draco it looks like I'm suppose to give you the hexing of your life...
Draco: oh sweet Merlin...
-meanwhile-
*Hagrid was standing outside the door... moaning and grunt can be heard inside...*
Hagrid: looks a'like he took my advice... now were the b'oody hell did that dra'on go...