Ash is evil

(by komodoking's brother, name is strictly classified)

"Bye, Infernape", said Ash as he gave his Infernape to Professor Oak. "We have defeated the league and now I must travel to Unova, some day soon I'll come back for you, I promise."

The fire monkey stared at him faithfully as he was shut in a storage room at the back of the Professor's lab. Everything was silent, but then a figure appeared from the shadows.

"He's not coming back", said the figure, who appeared to be a Typhlosion.

"What do you mean?... he promised."

"Yeah, he promises to us all."

Just then a few more pokemon were shoved into the room.

"Torkoal over there, he always used to cry", said a Lapras with a look of regret on it's face, "Now we know why".

Meanwhile, Ash was merilly making his way towards the ferry, ignoring how his pokemon may be feeling at that moment, his dumb idiotic electric mouse-rabbit on his shoulder, from time to time making smug looks back at the lab.

" Pikachu, were going to Unova", said Ash.

"Pikaaa pika-chu (horaaayy, no more Infernapes)", squeaked Pikachu. (Comment to self: f***in show off.)

"So Pikachu, were do you want to go first when we get there?"

"Pika pika pikaa-chu (I don't know)"

But they won't get far…..

A plan is forming…..

Including Infernapes…..

If you think it's short, stop complaining, and read the Breakout coming soon!