Title: Ashie's Undies Author: Insane Monster Email: insane_monster@hotmail.com Rating: PG Warnings: If you don't wonder what Ash's undies are then: DON'T READ THIS! Me was mean to Ash, sorry Ash, I still luv you! Spoilers: NW Keywords: Ash, 3 girls, underwear

Disclaims: characters and concepts belong to LJ Smith, so forth and so forth, don't sue; I don't have money any ways

Summary: Ash, 3 girls, wanna know what Ash wears 'underneath it all'

Comments: if you're read this, you may wanna like Ash, cause you get see what he wears 'underneath it all'

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"NO!!!" Ash yelled as the three girls sprung on him. "NO!!!" He yelled loudly.

"Ah, lookie lil Ashie is embarrassed about his w'lil undies." Rashel mocked laughing, Mary-Lynnette tried to yank his pants down once more but he kept swatting at the girl.

"NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY PANTS! RAPE! RAPE!" Ash yelled trying to get away.

"Ah, come on Ashie, we just wanna know what boxers you wear!" Poppy said and grabbed his pants from behind. "I say he wears Barney!"

"I vote on kitty cat ones!" Rashel yelled.

"I say he wears pink and purple ones!" Mary-Lynnette said jumping on him; she had an knife in her hands and they all three started ripping at his pants.

"NO! RAPE! RAPE! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE! RAPE! RAPE!" Ash yelled struggling to get out of their grip.

"OH! Hold still we're almost done!" Rashel said and ripped a chunk of his pants off.

"RAPE!" Ash yelled as they got the rest of his pants off.

All three girls gasp. "HE WEARS LION KING ONES!" Poppy, Rashel, and Mary- Lynnette yelled.

Ash got up and stormed out of the room ready to through a hissy-fit.

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Well that's it. The end! Sorry to all you Ash fans, I'm an Ash fan as well. But I just couldn't help it! Ash is hot, and I love him, heh, don't we all? I hope you liked it, feel free to email me and tell me what you think. - Insane Monster