Why so serious?
Please, don't...
Ha ha ha!
...make me laugh.
You're wearing it upside down!
I try, I do...
Smile!
...and then I remember myself. It weighs down the edges of my mouth...
Someone could be falling in love with it!
...smiling makes my face hurt. My grin can't bear it.
Laughter is the best medicine!
Each one hurts worse than the last.
Turn that frown...
Does it still count if it's fake?
...upside down!
It hurts just the same.
Let's put a smile on that face!
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
It's a better umbrella than a frown!
Don't make me lift weight that will crush me.
Just a little one?
I'm too tired to try.
We'll do it together! 1, 2, 3...
Its too heavy, it'll hurt when I drop it.
C'mon, do it for me? I can't make you laugh?
There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight...
Oh, I will make you smile. I'm a man of my word.
Please understand...
No? Well, I tried it the easy way, but now...
It's so hard.
...you might die laughing. HA HA HA!
...I think I see the funny side. Now I'm...
Hmm, leaving so soon, dear? That's all right, close your eyes. I'll finish the joke.
...
Now you're always smiling.