"How far would you go to look after me?" she says, smiling.

"I'd do anything," I say.

"Like what?"

"Give me a situation."

"Um... okay. Say we were on a mission, but one of the others double crossed us, and kidnapped me. What would you do?"

"Depends who double crossed us - Dan or Keri?"

"Okay... Dan. What would you do?"

"What type of mission?"

"Stop trying to make it so specific!"

"I need to think this through, and it doesn't help if I don't know the exact situation!"

"Okay, calm down! The mission can be to find out what is going on with a suspicious business."

"What type of-"

"I don't know, a software development business?"

"That's fine."

"So what would you do?"

"So first, I'd hack into their systems to find out where they are hiding you, as computer companies store everything on a digital platform-"

"Huh?"

"They store everything digitally."

"Oh."

"I also know that it wouldn't be too hard as they are only masquerading as a software developer. Next I'd hack Dan's spy pod and communicator, as he's so stupid that he would keep them with him, and plant a listening bug on both devices. That way, I may get even more information without having to move. When I have collected sufficient data, I will come looking. I would use everything available to rescue you. When I rescue you-"

"If you rescue me."

"When I rescue you, I will fling my arms around you, and make you promise that you will make sure never to be kidnapped again."

"You love me that much?" she says.

"More than anything else in the world," I reply.

"So let me finish off the story."

"Okay."

"So you throw your arms around me, and I smile. We stare into each other's eyes longingly, and I delicately plant a kiss on your cheek, a kiss that said more than words ever can."

"And so we walk back to HQ hand in hand, with Dan and the fake software company being put in M.I.9 custody."

"And we all just stayed fabulous."

"Except Dan."

"Except Dan."


A/N: Hi guys! So basically, things didn't go to plan, so this is being posted way after originally said. Turns out that the last few days are the busiest, especially when it's your birthday coming up! I hope you enjoyed this one-shot. I'm thinking about doing a one-shot of a ship I haven't written about yet, so my question of the day is: Which ship should be the focal point of my next fanfic. Should it be Zan, Deri, Tan (not sure that's right, but I mean Tom and Dan), Frella, or another ship? (I don't think anyone ships it, but if you want, I will write one with Hamish and the Crime Minister). Please put your answer in your review. Also, PLEASE REVIEW! I love reading all of your reviews, but lately I don't seem to be getting as many. Also (sorry!), please read my other fanfics. Something Spooky should be uploaded and finished by the time this is up, so please read this through to the end!

Bye!