It started off as any ordinary day, SpongeBob was being his annoying self, and Mr. Crabs was fighting with Plankton yet again. I was reading one of my dance magazines when I saw her. This girl was beautiful. Not just beautiful, in fact she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen in my entire life. Her skin was a brilliant shade of green and her eyes were, they were a perfect oval shape and were a pool of blue. She was everything I had ever wanted in a girl to a tee. She was wearing a beautiful light pink silk blouse with frilly sleeves. She looked like angel. Her hair was beautiful too. She had a gorgeous brunette bob with suttel blond highlights and peek-a-boo bangs.
She came up to the counter and with the voice of an angle she said "Excuse me, do you have anything low fat?" She watched her figure, what was she doing hear, at the greasiest pace in bikini bottom? Well no time for that now, you have to answer her, and fast. "Wwwwww we ha ha ha have salads." I said stuttering. Wow, I sure sounded like an idiot. "Ok, I'll take a salad, oh but no pickles, I'm allergic." We have so much in commen. "Wow, mmmmm me ttt to." "Really, that's interesting, maybe it's a squid thing." "Yyyyy yah, may may maybe." "Um, I'm gonna go wait for my food now", she said starting to walk over to a table. Right, her food, better give that order to Sponge Bob. "Sponge Bob, one salad, no pickles." I said threw the window. "Sure thing squidy, hey do you like that girl, do yah, do yah, do yah?" "Maybe." "She's cute, go ask her out, now, now, now!!!" "Shut up and make the food." I said closing the widow.
About two minutes later Sponge Bob handed me the salad and said, "Hey, go bring this over to her and ask her out."
"What do you know about getting girls?" "Hey, I read books." "What have you been reading?" "This." He said handing me a book. "How to get a girl 101." "How's this working out for you?" "Not bad, I've been trying to get Sandy." "Make any progress?" "Oh yah, she wants me." "I'm sure she dose."
"Hear, turn to chapter 1, the first steps." He said opening the book. "Let's see what it says, be bold, make mild small talk nothing too stupid like the weather but nothing personal, never ask about her age or how much she weighs." "That's actually not bad advice." "I know right, hear I'll take this back, I need it for later tonight when I go on my date." "You got a date with Sandy?" "Yah, she says it's just 'friendly' but she knows she wants me, she just in denial." "I hope that works out for you SpongeBob." "Me too, now go on, she's waiting for her food, go make your small talk before someone else gets to her." "I'll try."
As I started walking away I hear SpongeBob say, "I hope this works out better then the whole Mrs. Puff, Mr. Crabs thing." I remembered that, it was terrible. "Hey, hears your salad." "Oh, thanks." "So….." "So what?" "So, did you just move hear, I've never seen you in town before."