"Wooo! Update!"
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Link, Zelda and Malon are sitting around on the beach building a sand castle meanwhile...
"Muahaha! The sand castle will be mine! Wait," Ganon asked, "Could I try that again?"
"This is the 20th time! Just shoot them for Din's sake!" Dark Link moaned.
"I agree with Link!" Skull Kid nodded, "Lets just get on with it!"
"What Link? Dark Link or Link?" Ganon asked.
"Dark Link!" Skull Kid sighed.
"Are you going to argue all day or are you going to crush them?" Dark Link asked.
"Argue!" Ganon and Skull Kid shouted .
"Erghh..." Dark Link sighed.
(Back with Link...)
"I think we should call it 'Castle-El-Link'" said Link
"I think we should call it 'Zelda's Castle'" Zelda replied.
"Uhh… well I think we should call it-" said Malon before being cut off.
As they fight over the name we return to Ganon...
(Hidden Ganon Plotting Place.)
"Muahhaha! I am the ultimate bean!" Ganon said, idiotically.
"Man Ganon," Dark Link lectured "You should learn how to talk!"
"Rrrg!" Ganon shouted, annoyed.
Ganon throws a punch at Dark Link.
Thwack!
"Smart son of a shadow-" Ganon muttered.
"Hey!" Shouted a random person on the beach, "That kid beat up that other… thing…"
"Your right!" Shouted Skull Kid, who was hiding behind a man, "Beat him up! For once…"
A group of people from the beach grabbed their torches, pitchforks, and rubber duckies and chased after Ganon.
"I guess this is the end… of chapter one."