Hey Bruce believers, since I got my wisdom tooth removed, I wasn't able to work on my next fan fiction. I finally got a weeks worth of inspiration from the new episodes. So here it is, the secret love story of Norrisville's beloved Princess and our mysterious bad boy Nomi Randy. This is also my very first fanfic to feature HUGE romantic content, so I just want to see if you guys like it. If you do, I might add it again in the future. Also Libby is now called Babi Driscoll. Enjoy!
Running Gag: Kittie constantly telling people to call NomiRandy, Ydnar and Randy keeps falling in random holes.
Disclaimer: I don't own RCNGN, just my wonderful OC's
Randy, as usual shloomping in and out of the nomicon, for once he wants what's inside Kittie's Neemicon. And today was that day. Randy, Babi and Howard walk across the hall to see the most shocking thing ever...Kittie writing in the library!
"Kittie"!
"(soft tone)Hey, guys".
Randy lays his hand on Kittie's forehead to check her temperature.
"Hmm, she's at normal temp".
Howard stopped eating his potato chips
"(Disgusted) Eh, What were in these chips"
"Kittie sweetie, are you ok"?
"Yeah Babi I'm fine, you guys act like you've never seen me in a 'libeery' before.
"Well, yeah we hardly see you writing either".
"Hold up Cunningham...Kittie can write?!"
"Anyway...Kittie what are you writing."
"Well Babi, I just got off my relationship with Bucky, his jokes are funny but he smothers me like porkchops. So I'm writing his name in my long list of ex's."
"Wow, how many have you had?"
"Oh, Um Randy , what comes after 34?"
"35?"
"Then I had 36 exes".
"Hey Kittie I know this is off topic but...can I shloomp in Mimi?
"Why do you want to shloomp in her?"
"Cunningham is getting sick of same old Nomicon, so he needs a game changer in life."
"You just had to say that out loud didn't you!"
"(Depressed) ok here, but can I get the Nomicon...I want someone to talk to."
Randy and Kittie switch nomicons, and Randy runs happily out the library, then falls in a random hole.
"WHERE DID THIS HOLE COME FROM"!
Babi and practically Howard were concerned about Kittie.
"Kittie, are you sure we can leave you here alone here."
"Yeah you guys go ahead, I'll be fine."
"You sure Kittie, I'm a very good listener...at some times".
"Your sweet Howard, but what's more sweeter is Mimi's brownies for new shloompers."
"BROWNIES, C'MON BABI ! I HOPE YOU HEAL KITTIE!
Howard swiftly grabs Babi and heads towards Randy, leaving Kittie all alone with the ninja nomicon.
"Nomi, I've dated almost every in school who reaches daddy's approval, but they never seem to steal my heart."
*beeps*
"What I may point is?"
"Well what I'm trying to say is...(breaks into song)
(1st verse)
Why can't I
Find a cute guy on my own
I am old enough
Why can't I do it alone
I'll take the stand
To find my very own man
I'm gonna do this solo
And no one can stop me
I'm a big girl
[[Chorus]]
I want a Mystery Boy (Mystery Boy)
Boy of Mystery (Mystery Boy)
I want a Mystery Boy (Mystery Boy)
I want a Mystery Boy ok!
(2nd verse)
I want a boy
Who can sweep me off my feet
And who can be
super nice and so sweet
He'll take it slow
And boy his face will glow
I'm gonna do this solo
and no one can stop me
I'm a big girl
[[Chorus]]
I want a Mystery Boy (Mystery Boy)
Boy of Mystery (Mystery Boy)
I want a Mystery Boy (Mystery Boy)
I want a Mystery Boy ok!
[[Bridge]]
And when I meet this boy
Y'Know our love will live
and nothin' will bring it down.
[[Refrain]]
She's gonna meet him
And she will love him
She's gonna meet him
And she will love him
[[Chorus]]
I want a Mystery Boy (Mystery Boy) Oh! (Mystery Boy)
Mystery, Mystery (Mystery Boy)
He'll love me all the way (Mystery Boy)
[[Chorus]]
I wants a Mystery Boy (Mystery Boy)
The boy I will love (Mystery Boy)
I want a Mystery Boy (Mystery Boy)
He'll love me all the way!
He'll love me, and I'll love him (Mystery Boy)
Love me all the way!
"So you see my point right?"
*beep*
At McFist Manor, Hannibal was barking orders at Viceroy as always, so Kittie comes to put her foot down.
"Daddy what cha doin"?
"Oh Princess, Uncle Viceroy and I are building another robot for ninja destruction."
"(Annoyed) Do you have another hobby besides ninja destruction?"
"If I say yes, will you think I'm a pathetic ninja destroying obsessed lunatic with a robot arm with a monkey brain in it?
"Yes!"
"NO ONE ASKED YOU VICEROY!"
"Any who, Daddy can I ask you something".
"Sure sweetie tell your old man what's on your mind...if you have one".
"Daddy, I appreciate you and Bash finding a boyfriend for me, but it's time I find one on my own...so can I"?
"Dollianne, as much as you are the apple of my eye, my flesh and blood, my precious vanilla scented kitty cat...
Kittie starts to smile
"I can't let you find your own lover".
And just like that Kittle's smile shifted to a frown
"(Disappointed) But why"?
"Princess you have some...some qualities that keep you from finding your own guy".
"Like what"?
"Well...well uh...Oh here's your mother and big brother (walks up to Marci) that cheese your here sugar face, Dollianne was asking me weird questions."
"Questions?"
"I got questions once, I never knew how to answer".
"Dollianne, what were you asking your father?"
"Mamma why can't I find a boyfriend on my own"?
"On your own?, why isn't that Hanny?"
"Because...because SHES TOO YOUNG yeah that's it"!
"(Sarcastic) Nice cover Hannibal you sure fooled them".
"And you know it"!
"Hannibal! Answer your daughter's question!"
"But Marci!"
"Don't Marci me Hannibal".
"Daddy, I'm 14 years old, I kinda think I'm old enough to find my own date."
"She has a point sir...what's even stranger, she actually made one".
"Stay out of this Viceroy and Dollianne, I FORBID YOU TO FIND YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND, TELL HER BASH!".
"Nah Uh, I'm on her side".
"Daddy!, how could you forbid me".
"You don't even know what that word means".
"(Sad) But I know what heart break means".
Dollianne runs away crying to her room from her father's stubbornness. Marci gets very mad at her husband and says this.
"Hannibal, how could you make our little girl cry"!
"Marci she started it!"
"You're acting like a toddler"!
"She's acting like a toddler, in fact she still is one."
"We'll you know what Hanny, you're sleeping on the couch tonight"!
"(Whining) But Marci"!
"Would you like to sleep in the doghouse"!?
"WE DONT EVEN HAVE A DOG"!
"Eventually Bashford will get one for Christmas". (Angrily walks away)
"Ah sweet I'm gettin' a dog"!
"(Sarcastic) Keep hope alive Bash."
"I'm goin to get a McShake."
Kittie mopes in her room yearning to find a lover of her own.
"(Depressed) Why can't I find someone special on my own."
Kittie hides under her bed covers, then the nomicon starts to glow red...what will happen next