The Doctor Down Under

Author's Notes:

Hello anyone bothering to read this
you should know 2 things
#1
I'm an awful writer and simply bored, hence I am writing this story
#2
spelling and grammar shall be deplorable in this story, get over it and go away if you can't take the thousand or so mistakes

WARNING:
I'm inconsistent and really bad at the whole author thing, so if I ever update this then you should run for the apocalypse will be about to destroy the earth
also the rating is for later chapters, just a precaution really.

DISCLAMER:
I quite obviously don't own anything doctor who except the D.V.D"s.

10th doctor: you know you're really quite cynical

author: yeah, yeah, I know, pessimist, cynical, blah, so I'm realistic and have a low self esteem, shut up!

10th doctor: I bet the stories actually good

me: cha, right. Think what you want to think and let the poor person read the story

10th Doctor: you know this whole thing is probably going to be full of paradox"s

Lily rose who is me: purr-lease, your whole existence is pretty much a paradox

10th doctor: ... point taken

Chapter 1: The Meeting

"I am bored."
"You're always bored."
"Yeah well I'm more bored then I was before I was this bored so ha!"
Ella rolled her eyes at her bored friend, Willow as they walked down the stairs to the place where they were going.
"Do you hear something?" asked Willow, flicking her red hair out of her face. Ella looked up for the book that she was now apparently reading and said.
"You know I could swear that was the TARDIS."

"We are SO obsessed and…now we are hallucinating," said Willow as the TARDIS appeared.
"Well that was unpredicted." said Willow as the 10th doctor stepped out of the wooden box.
"Oh, crash landing, I love a crash landing, always fun, got no idea where you are... well unless you were looking at the map... well unless the map was broken... well my map never breaks, not that I have one so i suppose it doesn't matter... oh hello!" he said, finally noticing the two teenage girls standing in front of him. "I'm the Do-"
"Doctor, yeah we know." said Willow, still bored.
"We know who you are alien boy." said Ella rolling her eyes.

"You're sure you're not getting me confused with Harriet Jones?"
"Nah, we know who she is too." said Willow sitting down on the park bench that had been there for the past two minutes unnoticed.
"How do you know me, I don't know you! Why would I want to know you?!….that was rude." He ran a hand through his hair, "Oh its Sally Sparrow all over again... well," he jerked his head to the right, "Queen Elizabeth too I suppose..." said the Doctor also sitting down.
"You must have crossed universes, in this universe you're a fictional character in books and a TV show." said Ella climbing up and sitting in the branch of a purple tree.

"So where am I anyway?"
"Australia," the girls answered in non-perfect unison.
"Ooh, I've never been to Australia, aren't you people down under supposed to be all 'mate' and riding on kangaroos and stuff?" asked the doctor.
"Ella, you going punch him or should I?"
"Doctor, don't stereotype us; it's not actually like that. Anyway, while you're here, can we come for a ride in the TARDIS?" asked Ella.
"Oh, I don't think so..."
"Willow..." and Willow proceeded to knock the Doctor out with a random crowbar she found behind the bench.

And yet more notes:

And that is the first of what may or may not be a long random series

I can tell you that
a) I will not be updating for at least a week because I am going on camp.
2) the next chapter will involve herbal teas
iii) yes I know my list is weird
d) yeah the chapters will probably always be this short and this blunt/random

alright, I shall now go away and let you get on with your life

no you cannot have the time you spent reading this story back

MWAH HA AH HA AH

oh and one more this

I'm going to credit my beta known on fan fiction (dot) net as the purple god and on whofic (dot) net as the real purple god

She's the one who made it so this story was understandable: D