Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club or Lady GaGa.

This is meant for fun and I know Haruhi is OOC.


Haruhi's Day of Insanity

Chapter 1: Haruhi's Bloody debut

Something is seriously wrong with Haruhi,Thought Kaoru, he eyed the girl with suspicion as she flipped threw a magazine entitled, Release Your Inner Monster. On the cover was a picture of a woman dressed in a flaming brazier and metal underwear, wearing dark red lipstick and black eyeliner. At first glance this woman would probably frighten most people. But Kaoru thought that she looked sort of beautiful, he just didn't understand the title. Why would she read something like that? Kaoru moved catiously toward Haruhi and asked.

"Um, Haruhi, are you okay?"

"Yes I'm fine, why would you ask?" She said without looking up.

"No reason, um who is that?" He pointed to the woman.

Haruhi smiled. "Why that is none other than Lady Gaga."

"Who is she?" He asked, pondering the name. Gaga, yep that does seem to fit her. He thought not seeming to take his eyes off of her.

"She's only the most wonderful pop star to ever walk this earth. I'm sure you've heard some of her songs, Just Dance, Poker face, Paparazzi." She said, humming the tune of Paparazzi.

"Oh yeah I think I heard of those. So what are you like a fan now?" Kaoru asked.

"Not just a fan, Kaoru, I'm a little monster and today I intend to show it!" She said, grinning a mishevious grin that looked out of place on her normally somber face.

I have a bad feeling about this. Kaoru thought as she skipped off while singing the chorus of Just Dance. About two hours later during lunch in the cafeteria, the lights suddenly went off and everybody stopped what they were doing. Oh no.Kauro thought as a spotlight apeared on Haruhi, standing on a stage, dressed in the outfit that was worn by Lady Gaga at the VMA's(the white two peice outfit). She even wore a blond wig.

"Hello classmates, I am a little monster and thought I would entertain you this lunch hour by performing a reinactment of the VMA's performance by the wonderful Lady GaGa. To make it authentic I had this stage made, some of the props replicated and even let a few other little monsters I found volunteer to be my back-up dancers. So sit back and enjoy this enriching experience."

With that the lights went out for a few seconds and came back on to reveal a red curtain rising and Haruhi on the ground in a mask. She opened with, "Can't read my, Can't read my, no he can't read my poker face. Admist all these flashing lights I pray the fame won't take my life." Then the song and perfomance commenced. When Haruhi said authentic, she wasn't kidding. As she sang with her own voice, no lip-syching whatsoever, the audience starred in wonder. Haruhi sounded amazing! About half-way through the show Tamaki and the rest of the Host club walked in, bringing Kaoru back to reality.

"Kauro, who is that woman on stage?" Tamaki asked captivated by the performance.

"I-it's Haruhi." Kaoru said quietly.

"WHAT! DRESSED LIKE THAT!" Tamaki yelled, appalled. "Not for long, I'll save you, my dear daughter!"

"Save her from what? It's just a show." Hikaru said in a calm voice.

But Tamaki wasn't listening he just proceeded toward the stage, bent on saving his 'daughter'. "Haruhi, uh Haruhi?" He tried to get her attention but failed, she was totally engrossed in the show. As she went to the piano, one of the back up dancers accidently kicked Tamaki in the face as he was trying to climb on stage. He tried again this time making it on stage but before he could get to Haruhi he became trapped in the crowd of dancers who danced him right into the stage set. He couldn't get up and as he tried to escape Haruhi went to the middle of the stage and as she sang the last few line of the song she began bleeding, causing the whole crowd to gasp. The show ended with Tamaki and the whole audience starring in horror as Haruhi seemingly lifeless body dangled in the air on a cable line like a broken doll.

The curtains closed and the lights went out. A few brave audience members applauded causing some of the others to join in. The lights came back on and in almost no time at all Haruhi was in front of the cutain, smiling and bowing. "Thank you for watching join me in the courtyard for another surprise after school." She said, and with that she dissapeared in a cloud of smoke. The bell rang and everyone but the host club exited the cafeteria, murmuring excitedly to themselves about what Haruhi was going to do next. Tamaki came out from behind the curtain, with a dazed expression on his face.

"Another surprise?" He said, and then fainted, falling off stage. Before he could hit the floor the twins caught him and put him in a chair.

"Is Tama-chan going to be okay?" Honey asked.

"I believe so, I just think he's in shock after seeing Haruhi's somewhat disturbing performance." Kyoya said, adjusting his glasses and scribbling down who knows what in his little black notebook.

"I kind of liked it." Kaoru said, causing everyone to stare at him in disbelief. "What? It was kind of cool."

The rest of the host club, except Tamaki of course, had to agree, but all the members where a little scared to see what else this little monster could come up with.

A/N: Okay, if you've stuck with it so far: how was it? Constructive criticism is very welcome.